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: Reminder

posted by Fortran Mar 07 2015 20:49 GMT

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This be a website for children, any posts containing bad words or pornography will be deleted 'n the poster will be given a strike, after three strikes they will be banned.

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: This video be the secret t' immortality.

posted by Fortran Apr 16 2014 02:00 GMT

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DAMN

: this be far past the part where I failed t' realize something be wrong 'n far before I actually did

posted by MM Oct 25 2013 03:45 GMT

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: what be happening

posted by Fortran Sep 27 2013 07:14 GMT

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this be betalands

this be chat

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fixed. thats what happens when ye hotlink js & css

: Unable t' give cookies anymore.

posted by MM Mar 04 2010 00:18 GMT

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I haven't given any since the cookie system be introduced.

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Seeing an old thread be like seeing an old matey

: So... Cap'n Francis kept bugging me about this site... What be this site supposed t' be about again?

posted by Peach Jul 25 2013 18:21 GMT

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i don't know it be confusing

: Why have I been unable t' access Digi.vg over the past couple a days?

posted by Gold Prognosticus Jun 15 2013 16:22 GMT

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Downforeveryoneorjustme.com reports it as being offline, so I think it be a serverside issue rather than a clientside one. Makes it a bit awkwared when I see a news post on the Digibutter index 'n then can't reach it by clicking the link.

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Digi.vg be working now, but www.digi.vg be redirecting t' Digibutter for some obscure reason.

: OH JESUS CHRIST I CUT me DICK OFF t' MAKE PEEING EASIER 'n NOW THERE be BLOOD EVERYWHERE

posted by Super-Claus May 08 2012 00:19 GMT

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WHAT DO

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: Great Scott!

posted by Penguin PornAce Feb 04 2013 23:49 GMT

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That happens on the 3ds

: Bug: "k" does not filter into Kazooie icon in nerr 3.0

posted by Fortran Dec 07 2012 19:39 GMT

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Product: Nerr 3.0 Beta; Platform: x86, x86-64; Priority: High; Status: Confirmed;

Steps t' reproduce: 1. sign in t' nerr 3.0, 2. input the letter k into nerr 3.0 chat 'n press Enter.

Expected results:

Actual results: faggotry

How t' fix: censor the letter k with the gif a Kazooie

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make one that looks like a k

: Cap'n Francis, for yer crimes against the cbox I be revoking yer star privileges.

posted by Popple Nov 22 2012 18:44 GMT

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I think we need a new Cap'n Francis. Whoever can go t' his house 'n wear his skin will claim the title.

: 23 Oct 12, 06:32 PM Claus: Cap'n Francis bring back day-night digi page background

posted by MM Oct 24 2012 15:10 GMT

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also the sun

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albert hofmann 1943

: crap, I just remembered the site be hosted in Newark, New Jersey which I think be under water now.

posted by Francis Oct 30 2012 01:18 GMT

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME

: Cbox Expired

posted by MM Oct 17 2012 16:41 GMT

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real men host their own servers

: I'm hungry

posted by Fortran Jul 13 2012 23:28 GMT

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best episode a malcolm in the middle

: How do I play pokamon?

posted by Fortran Jul 14 2012 19:10 GMT

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I can't pillage out a pellet town

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oh god it be the end a the world
good bye everyone it be fun

: how do ye report people on this website

posted by TheFunkychicken999 Jun 19 2012 02:10 GMT

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ye don't now AVAST! necroing

: What's this Sammer Bowl I hear about?

posted by ultragamer42 Jul 14 2012 02:24 GMT

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every christmas eve Cap'n Francis picks a random member, tracks their IP, breaks into their house 'n leaves a decorative bowl there. it be tons a fun.

: ATTENTION NEWCOMMERS

posted by Fortran May 24 2012 07:31 GMT

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digibutter.nerr.biz be a SECRET CLUB ONLY. Unless ye be signed up at the old seas ye be not allowed in our club 'n best sail away. This be the imperial wizard a digibutter speaking so ye best heed me word.

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I already knew I be glorious thanks for helping me believe it more!

: how do i haxx website

posted by Lord Crump May 16 2012 15:54 GMT

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I've been through so many a those it isn't even funny :(

: How the *crag* do ye add games t' yer game list?

posted by Zachary Z May 16 2012 12:16 GMT

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ye can find a game page by searching at http://digi.vg/boards/browse/games (if ye be on a message board, click "view game details"), 'n click on "Want" or whatever. Check the appropriate boxes in the upper right 'n click submit.

: How do I use urinals

posted by Super-Claus May 08 2012 00:09 GMT

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So every time I go t' the urnial in a public bathroom me giant penis hangs out 'n embaresses all the other women in the bathroom

help

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...um.

: How do I use tech support?

posted by Fortran May 08 2012 00:24 GMT

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I want t' be cool like Claus

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well first ye go out in public 'n incorrectly use a public facility
then ye ask about it
then ye become a cool ass mother*crag*er like me

: How the *crag* do ye unblock people?

posted by MM Dec 31 2011 05:30 GMT

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Loaf 'n Alex appear blocked for me now for some reason 'n I can't seem t' undo it.

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Loaf be auto-hushed (his posts didn't appear in the home stream because a flooding), but I just un-hushed the sea dog. Alex probably banned ye from his board, so ye wont see his posts 'n can't reply t' them.

: Cap'n Francis what did ye do

posted by Super-Claus Jun 11 2011 00:18 GMT

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It happens whenever ye mess up tags in the cbox, like img-start without img-end. 'n even then, it only happens when ye refresh Cbox. it be always temporary at worst.