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Posted by Fortran Mar 07 2015 20:49 GMT

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This be a website for children, any posts containing bad words or pornography will be deleted 'n the poster will be given a strike, after three strikes they will be banned.

inaccurate statements be falsifying this establishment

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This video be the secret t' immortality.

Posted by Fortran Apr 16 2014 02:00 GMT

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it be the shitty kind a immortality where ye wish ye could visit Davey Jone's locker but ye can't

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DAMN

this be far past the part where I failed t' realize something be wrong 'n far before I actually did

Posted by MM Oct 25 2013 03:45 GMT

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There be no meaning without context 'n this be just another meaningless thread in a sea a meaningless threads.

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what be happening

Posted by Fortran Sep 27 2013 07:14 GMT

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this be betalands

this be chat

Everything seems t' be in order here

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fixed. thats what happens when ye hotlink js & css

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Unable t' give cookies anymore.

Posted by MM Mar 04 2010 00:18 GMT

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I haven't given any since the cookie system be introduced.

fixed

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Seeing an old thread be like seeing an old matey

So... Cap'n Francis kept bugging me about this site... What be this site supposed t' be about again?

Posted by Peach Jul 25 2013 18:21 GMT

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World domination.

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i don't know it be confusing

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Why have I been unable t' access Digi.vg over the past couple a days?

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Jun 15 2013 16:22 GMT

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Downforeveryoneorjustme.com reports it as being offline, so I think it be a serverside issue rather than a clientside one. Makes it a bit awkwared when I see a news post on the Digibutter index 'n then can't reach it by clicking the link.

nerr 3.0 takes it be first life. it be like the Ottoman's crawling in on the Byzantines.

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Digi.vg be working now, but www.digi.vg be redirecting t' Digibutter for some obscure reason.

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OH JESUS CHRIST I CUT me DICK OFF t' MAKE PEEING EASIER 'n NOW THERE be BLOOD EVERYWHERE

Posted by Super-Claus May 08 2012 00:19 GMT

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WHAT DO

oh damn did I forget t' tell ye t' cut off the circulation with a rubber band? I thought it be kinda obvious, sorry.

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Great Scott!

Posted by Penguin PornAce Feb 04 2013 23:49 GMT

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Please tell me I be not the only one seeing this...

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That happens on the 3ds

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Bug: "k" does not filter into Kazooie icon in nerr 3.0

Posted by Fortran Dec 07 2012 19:39 GMT

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Product: Nerr 3.0 Beta; Platform: x86, x86-64; Priority: High; Status: Confirmed;

Steps t' reproduce: 1. sign in t' nerr 3.0, 2. input the letter k into nerr 3.0 chat 'n press Enter.

Expected results:

Actual results: faggotry

How t' fix: censor the letter k with the gif a Kazooie

it be a feature, not a bug

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make one that looks like a k

Cap'n Francis, for yer crimes against the cbox I be revoking yer star privileges.

Posted by Popple Nov 22 2012 18:44 GMT

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I think we need a new Cap'n Francis. Whoever can go t' his house 'n wear his skin will claim the title.

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23 Oct 12, 06:32 PM Claus: Cap'n Francis bring back day-night digi page background

Posted by MM Oct 24 2012 15:10 GMT

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also the sun

DO IT ye *CRAG*ING NECKBEARD FAGGOT I WILL FIND ye 'n SHOOT yer DOG

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albert hofmann 1943

crap, I just remembered the site be hosted in Newark, New Jersey which I think be under water now.

Posted by Francis Oct 30 2012 01:18 GMT

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it sank
literally

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME

Cbox Expired

Posted by MM Oct 17 2012 16:41 GMT

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Aaand now it isn't, thanks t' Quick-draw Cap'n Francis.

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real men host their own servers

I'm hungry

Posted by Fortran Jul 13 2012 23:28 GMT

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eat a fat cock

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best episode a malcolm in the middle

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How do I play pokamon?

Posted by Fortran Jul 14 2012 19:10 GMT

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I can't pillage out a pellet town

did ye talk 2 profasser toke yet??

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oh god it be the end a the world
good bye everyone it be fun

how do ye report people on this website

Posted by TheFunkychicken999 Jun 19 2012 02:10 GMT

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Post on their board cussing them out.

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ye don't now AVAST! necroing

What's this Sammer Bowl I hear about?

Posted by ultragamer42 Jul 14 2012 02:24 GMT

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Around the time a the Super Bowl we make sammer lads 'n vote on the best ones.
it be a digi tradition.

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every christmas eve Cap'n Francis picks a random member, tracks their IP, breaks into their house 'n leaves a decorative bowl there. it be tons a fun.

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ATTENTION NEWCOMMERS

Posted by Fortran May 24 2012 07:31 GMT

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digibutter.nerr.biz be a SECRET CLUB ONLY. Unless ye be signed up at the old seas ye be not allowed in our club 'n best sail away. This be the imperial wizard a digibutter speaking so ye best heed me word.

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I already knew I be glorious thanks for helping me believe it more!

how do i haxx website

Posted by Lord Crump May 16 2012 15:54 GMT

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hey lads i found out that when ye become an Scurge a the Sea on the site they ask u through an email message t' make sure it be actually u. u can send an email t' the server t' confuse it into making u an Scurge a the Sea
heres the code u need t' send t' the server t' confuse it u need t' copy it exactly or it will sank:
subject: dbadminrequest
then type:
#=No.:4658932//$%Code&" yer Usernme"%*==$& }
(press enter)
ExHack..:0547$$Code*&%$$#imput*%"yer Password"*32&&*$==02$& }
replace the bits inside the " 'n send it t' dbadminserver@example.com 'n ye best pillage an email saying ur an Scurge a the Sea

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I've been through so many a those it isn't even funny :(

How the *crag* do ye add games t' yer game list?

Posted by Zachary Z May 16 2012 12:16 GMT

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ye can find a game page by searching at http://digi.vg/boards/browse/games (if ye be on a message board, click "view game details"), 'n click on "Want" or whatever. Check the appropriate boxes in the upper right 'n click submit.

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How do I use urinals

Posted by Super-Claus May 08 2012 00:09 GMT

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So every time I go t' the urnial in a public bathroom me giant penis hangs out 'n embaresses all the other women in the bathroom

help

why be there urinals in the women's bathroom anyways? Do they support squating in Virgina, whereverthe*crag*youlive?

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...um.

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How do I use tech support?

Posted by Fortran May 08 2012 00:24 GMT

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I want t' be cool like Claus

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well first ye go out in public 'n incorrectly use a public facility
then ye ask about it
then ye become a cool ass mother*crag*er like me

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How the *crag* do ye unblock people?

Posted by MM Dec 31 2011 05:30 GMT

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Loaf 'n Alex appear blocked for me now for some reason 'n I can't seem t' undo it.

Go t' their profile 'n select "unhide user"

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Loaf be auto-hushed (his posts didn't appear in the home stream because a flooding), but I just un-hushed the sea dog. Alex probably banned ye from his board, so ye wont see his posts 'n can't reply t' them.

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Cap'n Francis what did ye do

Posted by Super-Claus Jun 11 2011 00:18 GMT

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I accidentally broke it, but it doesn't seem t' be that way on a browser that isn't crap.

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It happens whenever ye mess up tags in the cbox, like img-start without img-end. 'n even then, it only happens when ye refresh Cbox. it be always temporary at worst.

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So recently youtube, mega video, 'n a ton a other video hosting sites have been having the same problem with me...

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 22 2011 23:29 GMT

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the sites/ video player doesn't load some videos 'n freezes on the ones it does

'n I know it be not firefox becuase it doesn't work in IE(insert version #) or chrome either.

I've tried reseting me internet, 'n restarting me computer.both a them did nothing.

anybody know how t' fix this?

btw this all started about a week ago when i downloaded this ad-on for firefox called 'Video DownloadHelper', I already removed it, no improvements

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upgrading t' firefox 4 did nothing either