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Brian wanted ROB the Robot, and he thought selling Hallmark cards would do it. He was wrong. Let's play Minecraft.

You know that Lunchables makes pizzas and hot dogs? Brian and Greg discuss while being horrible in Minecraft.

The mobile version of Minecraft - AKA: Minecraft: Pocket Edition - is being coded to allow for big changes - literally. Developer Mojang announced on its site that the team is "restructuring a lot of code to allow significantly bigger worlds in future updates," as well as tweaking creature AI and the inventory system.

There's no release date for the Pocket Edition updates, but Mojang wrote that "everything is going to plan." We presume this sentence was written while stroking a fluffy white cat and/or onboard the Death Star.

Mojang is also "pausing" access to the Pocket Realms beta, which allows for persistent worlds stored on private servers. "The Realms team is currently focused on the upcoming release of PC Realms," Mojang wrote. "Once that's done, we'll be in a better place to work on Pocket Realms and make it as good as it possibly can be, which will be later this year." The pause will go into effect on March 1. [Image: Mojang]

Cliff proclaims the "old guard" dead and says he'll never make another disc-based game again. This clip first appeared on Game Scoop! Episode 293.

Think Creepers are bad news? Wait until you hear true tales of tick attacks!

You can build just about anything in Minecraft, so why not a working version of Flappy Bird? We love it when the internet takes care of the inevitable.

When Brian was a kid, his mom accused his friend of stealing an NES game. That destroyed the kid's life.

Greg and Brian get to building a Sex Dungeon!

Greg and Brian had fun making a sex dungeon, but now it's time to get back to mining.

The guys have finished their sex dungeon for animals. Look at all the porkchops they're making!

Now that Brian and Greg know how to breed animals, they've got to trap animals to breed.

Brian and Greg have discovered how to breed animals. Now, that's all they do.

Greg and Brian are just trying to hunt Trophies, but the world of Minecraft has a different idea for their day.

Ask anyone who's ever seen an adult movie in Japan. Or, at least, anyone who has ever spent some time on the internet. More than likely, they'll know this swimming pool. Read more...

"Even the most ridiculous design has a purpose" says the creator of this virtual countdown timer in the building game Minecraft. Well, the purpose of this design is to remind us of our place in the universe with a clock that will run for longer than there will be computers to simulate it.Read more...

Markus Persson, better known as "Notch," has put an early termination to the fan-funded Minecraft movie, "The Birth of Man."

Greg and Brian thought they were just going back to homebase in Minecraft. Then, the sun started to set...

Fan films come and go, but making a feature-length Minecraft movie? That's taking fandom to a whole new level.Read more...

The ridiculously popular Flappy Bird has been recreated, block by block, in Minecraft by YouTube user CodeCrafted.

Brian and Greg's Let's Play series continues. Today, they find a peaceful village of monks, and then, they murder them.

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As if the original mobile version wasn't frustrating enough, now there's a remake in Minecraft by CodeCrafted. The gameplay is in 3D, so it's a bit different, but if you set the difficulty level to the hardest, you'll probably end up ragequitting after a couple of minutes.Read more...

After toiling in sand, Greg has a present to share with his bestie Brian. Matching beds! Wait, what?

The original PC version of Minecraft has sold 14 million worldwide, a figure that takes the game's total sales past the 35 million mark, at the very least. That 35 million figure is based on numbers previously given by Mojang for other platforms, including the 10 mill for the mobile Pocket Edition - that was back in May 2013. In truth, the total sales are probably a million or two more.

Bearing in mind Mojang still has lucrative PS4 and Xbox One versions in the works, we can only imagine creator Markus 'Notch' Persson has his own Scrooge McDuck-style money bin towering over the hills of deepest Sweden, with a giant, golden beard emblazoned on the front. If he doesn't, he is truly wasting his life.
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Brian and Greg set off into the wilderness to make a name for themselves. Then, they hide in the dark.

Now that they know to dig down, that's what IGN's dynamic duo does on their way to becoming experts.

The boys FINALLY figure out that you're supposed to MINE in Minecraft.

There's a place in Minecraft called the Far Lands. It's the point where the game's code, which builds each world procedurally, starts to collapse under the weight of its own sums, breaks apart and glitches out.Read more...

The Minecraft DayZ mod is pretty ambitious, attempting to recreate most of the mechanics of its namesake within Minecraft. Here's how to try it out yourself.Read more...

A million copies in five weeks. That's what the PS3 version of Minecraft has sold since debuting on Sony's home console.Read more...