No Time to Explain Message Board

We have very little time to explain, but basically Patrick cheers Vinny on as he demonstrates his inability to make progress.

We have very little time to explain, but basically Patrick cheers Vinny on as he demonstrates his inability to make progress.

If I were a lesser being, I’d introduce this piece about No Time To Explain with some sort of joke about how I do indeed have time to explain, and I’ve done exactly that below. But I’m not. I’m the even worse sort of being who writes it anyway, but pretends he’s above it. Here’s wot I think:

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No Time To Explain is a game about Time Paradoxes, Jetpack Guns and Ribs In People's Eyes. It's a comedy platformer featuring great music, voice acting and gameplay that becomes more ridiculous as you go.


*Offer ends February 1st at 10AM Pacific Time

Like somewhat rusty clockwork, the not entirely predictable Steam Greenlight machine has whirred to life again – granting the wishes of hopeful developers who dared perform the dark rituals needed to invoke its promotional might. This time around, 13 games made the cut, and – as is becoming a happy trend – it’s a fairly diverse selection. Well-ish known standouts include Waking Mars, Primordia, and StarForge. Oh, also, there’s productivity software this time too, so thrill to that. (How does one thrill to something? I’ve never understood that phrase.)

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I’m in a bit of a hurry here, so I haven’t got long enough to go into detail about how “No Time To Explain” is the hot new indie platformer, you’re just going to have to look at the pretty moving pictures contained within this launch trailer: (more…)

Gotta have a montage! Showcasing gameplay from this side-scrolling platformer!

If a future you showed up without any time to explain, would you follow yourself? Gameplay and more.