weedlord bonerhitler older than one year ago

Also this is like half a year old but I don't think anyone here has seen it so w/e

"There's a commercial that says there are something like thirty nine dimensions of compatability and that six out of ten relationships start online. If there are that many dimensions in online dating alone, imagine how many more dimensions are out there. Probably fifty, at least."

~Morgan Freeman

"AHAHAHAHA& HAHA! PFFFFFT. Haha. Yes."

~Morgan Freeman

"I heard this story about a guy that got buried because everyone thought he was dead, but then it turned out he got bit by some sort of rare lizard that makes people seem like they're dead. When he woke up he was in the coffin and after a while he died for real. The weird part? That lizard wasn't even the kind that made people seem like they were dead after all! Holy shit! If that's not enough of a confirmation for you, I don't know what is."

~Morgan Freeman

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/twitter-tuesday/tt6-21-2011.php

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/smash-mouth-eggs2.php

my *crag*ing god. This is like almost as fast as the Japanese original. IMAGINE HOW FAST THE SPEEDRUN WOULD BE ON JAPANESE 3D VERSION. DEAR LORD EVEN WITH GLITCH DIFFERENCES THE TEXT SPEED IS GOING TO MAKE THE RUN SO MUCH FASTER.

They didn't even redo the audio. It is totally unacceptable to release a game with MIDI music.

they made the ledge closer now this is possible. :o