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: valve and mac

posted by darkz Mar 04 2010 03:55 GMT

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I like the sentry one

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I guess we'll see why 2010 won't be like 2010

: My Portal Theory.

posted by darkz Mar 04 2010 05:00 GMT in Portal

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OK, so GDC is March 11, Valve is going to be at GDC. March 11th is 3/11, which is the state of developement that GLaDOS is in. 3/11 is the day after 3/10. 3/10 is March 10th, also known also Mario day. (Mar10)
One of the decoded images shows two people with portal guns. this leads me to believe that Portal 2 is going to be Super Portalio Bros, where you play as Mario and Luigi and you have to use portal guns to go back to the mushroom kingdom.

My theory is correct.

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large iron penises

: Halo reach trailer

posted by darkz Mar 04 2010 04:05 GMT

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I need to get ODST

: I need to do this.

posted by darkz Feb 28 2010 05:04 GMT

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Much more obvious.
The Sniper wasn't captured from the right angle.

: systema is gay

posted by darkz Feb 22 2010 05:33 GMT

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Systema: D
Systema: DG
Systema: D
Systema: A
Systema: F
Systema: ASF
Systema: AF
Systema: A
Systema: F
Systema: F
Systema: H
darkzero: next chatter is gay
Systema: HH
Systema: H
Systema: J
Systema: J
Systema: J
Systema: J
Systema: J
Systema: next chatter is homosexual
Systema: darkzero
darkzero: i wasnt the next chatter
Systema: hey
darkzero: WHAT
Systema: waitf
Systema: before you go
darkzero: WHAT
Systema: next chatter is homosexual
Systema: GODDAMNIT
Systema: OH *CRAG*
darkzero: LOL

: Gabe is more amazing than ever

posted by darkz Feb 18 2010 21:00 GMT

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Auto-response from his email.

"I am out of the office starting Feb. 12th (but on email). For general issues, e-mail scott@valvesoftware.com. For marketing or press issues, e-mail lombardi@valvesoftware.com. To complain about HL-2 Ep 3 taking too long, email laidlaw@valvesoftware.com. To complain about L4D2 not taking long enough, email toml@valvesoftware.com. To complain about the crafting/lack of crafting in TF2, email robin@valvesoftware.com To compliment the writers of Valve for creating funny out of office replies, email lazygadabouts@valvesoftware.com. I'll be back in Seattle Feb. 21st.

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Who do we email if we just wanted to tell him that he's fat?

: best song ever

posted by darkz Feb 12 2010 03:07 GMT

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: so i just saw suicidemouse

posted by darkz Feb 07 2010 06:59 GMT

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and now im don't want to sleep ):

i mean i know that video is fake but still

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I dunno, the guy was probably added into the video to add more creepiness. The suicide mouse that was uploaded was just a remake of what the description made it look like. Apparently there is a real version of the video but every time someone uploads screenshots it's always an edited picture of some other mickey cartoon