darkz older than one year ago

I like the sentry one

OK, so GDC is March 11, Valve is going to be at GDC. March 11th is 3/11, which is the state of developement that GLaDOS is in. 3/11 is the day after 3/10. 3/10 is March 10th, also known also Mario day. (Mar10)
 One of  the decoded images shows two people with portal guns. this leads me to believe that Portal 2 is going to be Super Portalio Bros, where you play as Mario and Luigi and you have to use portal guns to go back to the mushroom kingdom.

My theory is correct.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I need to get ODST

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darkzero: next chatter is gay
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Systema: next chatter is homosexual
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darkzero: i wasnt the next chatter
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Systema: OH *CRAG*
darkzero: LOL

Auto-response from his email.

 "I am out of the office starting Feb. 12th (but on email). For general issues, e-mail scott@valvesoftware.com. For marketing or press issues, e-mail lombardi@valvesoftware.com. To complain about HL-2 Ep 3 taking too long, email laidlaw@valvesoftware.com. To complain about L4D2 not taking long enough, email toml@valvesoftware.com. To complain about the crafting/lack of crafting in TF2, email robin@valvesoftware.com To compliment the writers of Valve for creating funny out of office replies, email lazygadabouts@valvesoftware.com. I'll be back in Seattle Feb. 21st.

and now im don't want to sleep ):

i mean i know that video is fake but still

so much

hi

ya

and I still haven't been able to play Spec ops with anyone.

He makes you do EVERYTHING.