Never Ending Dungeon
Post in this topic 'n ye will be made into a character with a base 1,000 HP
ye can do any action 'n I will roll a visit Davey Jone's locker t' see it be effectiveness 1 being the worst 20 being the best
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag 10,000/10,000
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4 Replies:
KNOCK KNOCK
METEOR SWAAAARM
PC's
Commander Boreale 1,000/1,000
Flavio 1,000/1,000
Slim 1,000/1,000
Nastasia 1,000/1,000
LoafSKZ 1,000/1,000
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 10,000/10,000
Go ahead 'n start posting yer actions
>Tell the greatest joke in history ever
>join the fray
>beat up yer mother
HEY, WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
KNOCK KNOCK
METEOR SWAAAARM
Flavio: Roll 14: ye successfully connect with the rock hitting loaf for 150 damage
Nastasia: Roll 3: ye successfully lurk, if yer definition a lurking means running 'n screaming in front a yer enemy. Mr. SandBag be now watching ye
Slim: Roll 10: ye be now half robot
Loaf: Roll 9: In yer attempt t' gain Omnipotence ye think too hard. ye now have a headache causing 50 damage 'n a twitch
Flar3: Roll 1: CRITICAL FAILURE: ye be now Rosie O'Donnell
Maiq: Roll 17: ye beat up MaMa Sandbag. Mr. SandBag has had his turn delayed as he be busy visiting his mother in the hospital
Simsmagic: Roll 18: yer Flare be a great success causing 1,500 damage t' Mr. Sandbag 'n burning the sea dog.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag: He be too busy crying t' act, however Nastasia 'n Maiq be now on his hit list
PC's
Commander Boreale 1,000/1,000
Flavio 1,000/1,000
Slim 1,000/1,000 Half Robot
Nastasia 1,000/1,000
LoafSKZ 800/1,000 Headache/Twitch
Flar3 1,000/1,000 Rosie O'Donnell
Maiq 1,000/1,000
Simsmagic 1,000/1,000
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 8,400/10,000 Burned, Hunting Maiq 'n Nastasia
I CAST METEOR SWARM
NOW I WANT t' USE POWER WORD: CRUISE MISSILE
>summon Obama
Boreale - 18: ye use all a yer word smith power t' form a POWER WORD CRUISE MISSILE. ye strike For 2,000 damage
MeowMixer - 1: CRITICAL FAILURE: ye have summoned Joe Biden, Evil Joe Biden.
Flavio - 15: ye find a used heroin needle 'n add it t' yer inventory.
Slim - 18: ye activate yer drill 'n give the sea dog a mean right hook. ye strike for 1,250 damage
Nastasia - 10: ye be now half robot
Ph1r3 - 18: ye awaken yer powers as a sexuality wizard, Nastasia be now gay. A gay robot.
Flar3 - 7: ye be still Rosie O'Donnell 'n ye're a bit too tired t' move. ye best search for a cure.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag - 14: Mr. Sandbag rolls over Maiq for 100 damage, he be burned for 150.
Joe Biden - 9: He begins charging his weapon with solar energy. 9/30 gained.
PC's
Commander Boreale 1,000/1,000
Flavio 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle
Slim 1,000/1,000 Half Robot
Nastasia 1,000/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, All Gay
LoafSKZ 800/1,000 Headache/Twitch
Flar3 1,000/1,000 Rosie O'Donnell
Maiq 900/1,000
Simsmagic 1,000/1,000
MeowMixer 1,000/1,000
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 5,000/10,000 Burned, Hunting Maiq 'n Nastasia
Evil Joe Biden 5,000/5,000
I WILL BECOME THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM
>Attempt t' use ?!?! on Mr. SandBag
>Equip Troll-face
>Use Sand Attack t' lower the foe's accuracy
Notice: If ye're going t' be using an attack on the enemies, please specify who
Also if I forget t' include ye in the player list just alert me 'n I'll make sure t' add ye.
Boreale-4: ye drink yer magic potion 'n now know everything in the world. Funny, ye wouldn't think that a magic potion would taste like urine. oh.... ooops. ye be now poisoned.
Flar3-20: Underneath yer third chin ye discover a potion a cure ailment, 'n ye take a swig. ye be cured.
Sims-17: ye gain access t' the mainframe, however upon entering ye be noticed by the firewall 'n be removed from digital existence.
Flavio - 6: ye attempt t' gather materials for yer mental journey. ye only find a bag a old potato chips (Salt 'n Vinegar) 'n a Vanilla Ice Mixtape.
Ph1r3 - 5: As ye make yer move, ye catch yer foot on the carpet 'n strike yourself in the arm for 150 damage
MeoxMixer - 2: ye play the video in order t' discombobulate yer enemy, it probably would have worked too had ye unplugged yer headphones. The sound damages yer Cilia causing temporary deafness.
Maiq - 10: ye strike Joe Biden in the eyes with some sand, his accuracy be lowered. -2 t' all long range attack rolls.
Loaf -6: ye masturbate so hard that ye forget all about yer headache 'n twitch. However ye can't help but look down the barrel a yer gun as ye fire off a few rounds. ye be now temporarily blinded, also yer dick be kinda sore from all the wanking.
Slim - 8: ye mourn succesfully, congratulations.
Nastasia - 14: ye go through extensive surgery t' have yer gay gene removed, however yer doctor accidentally leaves a picture a Freddy Mercury in yer liver. ye be now just a littlle curious.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag- 16: Mr. Sandbag laments about his life filled with beatings, mockery, 'n sorrow t' Nastasia for 500 emotional damage, however the wench cold robotic heart cuts that in half, for 250. He be burned for 150 damage.
Joe Biden - 19: Biden charges his cannon for 19 energy
PC's
Commander Boreale 1,000/1,000 Poisoned
Flavio 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle, Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,000/1,000 Half Robot
Nastasia 750/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, 'n a little bit curious
LoafSKZ 800/1,000 Blind/Sore Dick
Flar3 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 900/1,000
Simsmagic 1,000/1,000
MeowMixer 1,000/1,000 Deaf
Ph1r3 850/1,000 Sexuality Wizard
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 5,000/10,000 Burned, Hunting Maiq 'n Nastasia
Evil Joe Biden 5,000/5,000 28/30 Energy, "-2 t' all long range attack rolls"
>Throw calipers at Biden
Focus on the add before we wipe, lads.
I be OBVIOUSLY GETTING INTO THE GETTER EMPEROR, THE SECOND BIGGEST MECH a ALL TIME
>Become a Pugilist 'n box Nastasia's lips
>use *CRAG*ING CRISSAEGRIM on Joe Biden
Maiq - 3: ye toss yer calipers with reckless abandon striking a nearby wall. The calipers rebound into yer cranium. 50 Damage t' yourself.
Boreale - 10: ye enter into the GETTER EMPEROR only t' realize it only has enough power for one move. ye best use it wisely. ye take 50 poison damage.
MeowMixer - 10: ye manage t' siphon away 5 energy from Biden before he notices the extension cord ye shoved in his gun. Biden will be making sure no one sneaks up on the sea dog now.
Nastasia - 13: ye manage t' make out with Slim giving the sea dog a temporary overheal a 50, however yer attack on Ph1r3 be unsuccesful 'n ye be now an enemy a LGBT rights groups across the country.
Ph1r3 - 4: yer poor word smithing skills manage become yer ruin as ye accidentally spell Pugilist as Putrid.
Simsmagic - 20 CRITICAL SUCCESS: Biden's body suddenly dissipates revealing Vice President Toad Biden. He'll maintain this form as long as ye keep yer concentration.
MattTheSpratt - 5: ye strike repeatedly against Toad Biden, however after the first few attacks don't phase his croaky appearance, ye realize ye be weilding Excaliper the entire time.
DarkBlueAce - 13: ye unlock some a the robotic potential in Slim 'n Nastasia but who knows for how long.
LoafSKZ - 3: ye attempt t' heighten yer sense a smell 'n taste, however yer first attempt on tounge vision ended up giving ye a pretty good sight a a local wall socket. The shock t' the brain be enough t' cause 400 damage 'n cure yer blindness. Good luck tasting things though.
Flar3 - 8: ye be SUCCESFUL, however in the process ye lose yer life sailing away Ph1r3 invincible with 39 lives. In a last stitch effort he combines his 39 extra lives 'n invincibility into a potion 'n slips the few drops he could make into yer cold lips. After a very long seizure, causing ye 500 damage ye awaken from the final slumber, beaten 'n broken but alive.
Popple - 19: ye have defeatd yer foes Mr. Sandbag 'n Toad Biden in one last righteous fury that would have amazed even the most vell versed man. YARRRR, that truly be a thrilling game a Battleship, however ye best probably return t' yer fight.
Slim - 16: ye lick Crime, Crime be now paralyzed. Crime may be unable t' attack.
Pfargtl - 16: ye be now Knuckles, ye only have 500 HP in this form but ye gain a plus 5 t' any fist based attacks 'n can fly.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag - 3: Mr Sandbag wallows in his own filth, however he be cured a his burn status
Toad Biden - 18: RIBBIT, Toad Biden ribbits strongly in Simsmagic's ear, bringing the sea dog t' the brink a distraction, any other interruption would break his concentration.
PC's
Commander Boreale 950/1,000 Poisoned, Driving GETTER EMPEROR 100,000/100,000
Flavio 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle, Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,050/1,000 Half Robot, Awakened
Nastasia 750/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic, Awakened
LoafSKZ 400/1,000 Sore Dick/ No Taste
Flar3 500/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 850/1,000
Simsmagic 1,000/1,000
MeowMixer 1,000/1,000 Deaf, 5 Energy
Ph1r3 850/1,000 Sexuality Wizard, Putrid
MattTheSpratt 1,000/1,000
DarkBlueAce 1,000/1,000
Popple 1,000/1,000
Pfargtl 1,000/1,000 Currently in KNUCKLES form: 500/500, Flight, +5 t' fists
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 5,000/10,000 Hunting Maiq 'n Nastasia
Evil Joe Biden 5,000/5,000 23/30 Energy, "-2 t' all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 t' all sneak rolls made against the sea dog), Toad
>420 smoke sum weed, find all the lost pieces a the master emerald 'n use sum
excalibur:
crissaegrim:
oh, no wonder. :U
>fire entire stock a Power a Sires at Joe Biden
eat a delicious sandwich
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
> Sumontech Level 9: Summon Mike Tyson
> Mike Tyson: Bite Mr. Sandbag
>Level up
Slim - 11: ye attempt t' heal the entirity a the party however yer magic skills arent high enough t' be very effective. Everyone gains 10 HP
MeowMixer - 20 CRITICAL SUCCESS: ye add 500 t' yer health bar.
Pfargtl - 9 + 5 - 14: ye connect against Sandbag for 300 damage causing burns.
MattTheSpratt: - 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: yer stock a Power a Sires goes off in yer hand, hitting ye for 500 damage.
Nastasia - 12: yer sandwich recovers 150 HP, if only it had a bit more mayo.
Loaf - 20 CRITICAL SUCCESS: ye hit both Biden 'n Sandbag for 400 damage covering them in shit.
Boreale - 10: GETTER TOMAHAAAAAAAAAAWK, ye strike sandbag for 1,500 damage. However in doing so ye expend the last a the GETTER EMPERORS energy. ye be ejected before total shutdown. ye be also hurt by poison.
Flar3 - 16: After a long discussion about yer lives 'n quite a few beers, Evil Toad Biden finally sees the error a his ways. Toad Biden now joins yer party as an Ally. Allies be DM controlled.
SimsMagic- 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: As ye pull out yer pufferfish in preperation for yer spell, it explodes with dark chi energy. ye best have eaten more mungbeans today. ye're hit for 400 damage. yer concentration be broken, Joe Biden be no longer a Toad.
Maiq - 7: ye attempt t' summon Mike Tyson, however all ye manage t' pull out be Glass Joe. ye quickly send the sea dog back before he gets in yer way.
Flavio - 16: ye begin jamming t' Rice Rice Babby 'n load yer heroin.
Popple - 3: Yor a taxedermist Popple
Dimfish - 10: ye row 'n ye row 'n then ye fight the power. However it didn't really help yer current situation.
DarkBlueAce - 14: LEVEL UP! ye gain a plus 1 t' all dairy based rolls.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag - 13: He Leaps in the air 'n land on Pfargtl with intense velocity for 300 damage.
PC's
Commander Boreale 910/1,000 Poisoned
Flavio 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,050/1,000 Half Robot, Awakened
Nastasia 910/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic, Awakened
LoafSKZ 410/1,000 Sore Dick/ No Taste
Flar3 510/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 860/1,000
Simsmagic 600/1,000
MeowMixer 1,500/1,500 Deaf
Ph1r3 860/1,000 Sexuality Wizard, Putrid
MattTheSpratt 500/1,000
DarkBlueAce 1,000/1,000 +1 t' Dairy
Popple 1,000/1,000 Taxedermist
Pfargtl 400/1,000 Currently in KNUCKLES form: 200/500, Flight, +5 t' fists
Dimfish 1,000/1,000
Allies
Good Joe Biden: 4,600/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 t' all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 t' all sneak rolls made against the sea dog), Shit-Stained
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 2,800/10,000 Hunting Maiq 'n Nastasia, Burned, Shit-Stained
>try t' figure out why I took over 300 damage t' me normal form, then give Mr. SandBag a taste a PUMPKIN HILL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYCNQVIA-xg
>Cure all status 'n HP allignments
I'll join in on this.
*spears the next poster with a tendril a dark matter*
>try t' steal healing bottles a rum off a third next person then use on self
>consume Super Viagra
>use erect cock as a spear t' impale Mr. Sandbag
Le GASP! 0.0
> Riverdance
roll yer *crag*ing 20 sided visit Davey Jone's locker already
I PUT ON me ROBE 'n MAGNETIC COD PIECE
Toad Biden:> Uses chemical X on himself.
Boreale - 10: TAJADORU COMBO, well ye do whatever the *crag* that be for 200 damage, ye be hurt by poison.
Slim - 12: ye be slightly edgy. Try not t' touch yourself. Awakened status fades.
Pfargtl, Well 300 damage t' yer KNUCKLES form translates into 600 damage t' yer regular form due t' the difference in max health.
Pfargtl - 5: ye start jamming 'n mixin some serious rhymes, however the shit over Sandbags ears be blocking out the noise
Loaf - 9: ye manage t' cast Esuna. However yer healing spell fails.
Ph1r3 - 18: ye recall all yer skills from elementary school basketball 'n begin boxing out Nas's lips. It looks like they won't have a chance at any baskets anytime soon.
Chaos Heart - 13: ye slash Ph1r3 across his chest. Great teamwork lads. ye hit for 100 damage
MattTheSpratt - No Roll: It appears Nastasia has no healing bottles a rum
DarkBlueAce - 12: ye explore the adjacent cave 'n find a treasure chest, ye'll have t' find a way t' open it though.
MeowMixer - 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: Upon consumption yer dick begins t' expand, however it shows no signs a stopping. Eventually yer dick reaches critical mass. yer dick explodes showering ye in a mixture a blood, urine, 'n semen. Delicious. 300 damage
Nastasia - 16: ye kill Ph1r3, well almost. ye bring Ph1r3 near death. If ye had worked a tad bit harder, ye might have succeeded.
Simsmagic - 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: As ye attempt t' reveal yer Ne'er do well status, ye suddenly have a vision a angels 'n clouds. ye suddenly realize ye be the messiah a yer religion. Smooth move ex lax.
Flavio - 8: ye inject the heroin into yer penis, however upon completing the task ye realize ye just stabbed yourself in the dick. Also yer dick isn't shooting fire, honestly why the *crag* did ye think it would do that. ye now have a sore dick.
Maiq - 16: ye begin t' Riverdance, 'n using the skills ye learned in yer apprenticeship as a dance magician ye sweep Mr. Sandbag away with a strong river current for 200 damage.
Popple - 7: ye equip yer magnetic cod piece which ye always keep readily available, but yer Robe be in the wash.
Flar3 - 8: ye dress up as a cop, 'n ye begin using yer cop skills against Mr. Sandbag. it be too bad yer only knowledge a cops comes from the cops yer mom kept bringing home as a child. ye begin t' strip seductively, it be not very effective.
Joe Biden - 7: Biden covers himself in chemical X, it be too bad ye got hit by that sand attack or else ye would have noticed ye have chemical Y. it be burns deeply, for 500 damage.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag - 4: Sandbag used splash, it wasn't very effective. yer burns disappear
PC's
Commander Boreale 860/1,000 Poisoned
Flavio 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,050/1,000 Half Robot,
Nastasia 910/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic,
LoafSKZ 410/1,000
Flar3 510/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 860/1,000
Simsmagic 600/1,000 Messiah
MeowMixer 1,200/1,500 Deaf, Dickless
Ph1r3 60/1,000 Sexuality Wizard, Putrid
MattTheSpratt 500/1,000
DarkBlueAce 1,000/1,000 +1 t' Dairy
Popple 1,000/1,000 Taxedermist, Inventory: Magnetic Cod Piece
Pfargtl 400/1,000 Currently in KNUCKLES form: 200/500, Flight, +5 t' fists
Dimfish 1,000/1,000
Allies
(Flar3) Good Joe Biden: 4,100/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 t' all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 t' all sneak rolls made against the sea dog), Shit-Stained, Severely Burned
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 2,400/10,000 Hunting Maiq 'n Nastasia, Shit-Stained
>rip off Flar3's dick, make it straight 'n longer, kill Flar3, give dick t' MeowMixer
>use SUICIDE ATTACK (obviously FALCON PUNCH), 'n in last dying breath eat master emerald, identify Simsmagic as GaMzEe MaKaRa
>turn Slim into a sword 'n wield like a boss
> Use bottle a rum: Ultra Ball
>use *CRAG* THE POLICE on Flar3
I use me mighty Taxidermist prowess t' pierce the sack-beast's heart with me swollen steel dick.
roll 20 side visit Davey Jone's locker
RAVE UPDATE THIS TOPIC
Pfargtl - 5: ye attempt t' rip off Flar3's dick however but no matter how hard 'n fast ye tug ye pillage no results.
Dark Blue Ace - 19 + 1 = 20 ARTIFICAL SUCCESS: yer cheese key succesfully opens the chest. Inside ye find DANANANANA The "Voider Magnum".
Vid - 1: ye gain 1 energy.
Slim - 10: ye begin yer journey t' become a drill master.
Boreale - 16: RIDER KICK, ye strike for 250 damage.
MattTheSpratt - 20 CRITICAL SUCCESS: ye now weild the "Slim Katana" a blade so fine that it be invisible t' the naked eye.
Flavio - 5: Sadly this be the best a yer ability
Maiq - 4: yer OPPONENT be WEAK MAIQ, FINISH the sea dog OFF! ye throw yer Ultraball but Mr. Sandbag knocks it back striking ye for 50 damage.
LoafSKZ - 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: ye manage t' bring back a copy a yourself from another time loop, however ye forgot yer kind a a dick. yer alter copy becomes evil 'n joins Mr. Sandbag becoming more powerful because he's now a badguy.
MeowMixer - 6: ye *crag* the police, Flar3 seems a little ashamed a himself but rather unshaken, it be probably because yer dick blew up.
Popple - 5: yer magnetic dick armor doesn't seem t' be attracted t' Mr. Sandbag.
Simsmagic - 16: ye use yer Messiahic powers t' turn water into wine. Alter Loaf drinks all a the water turned wine. Alter Loaf be now drunk.
Nastasia - 5: ye try t' stab Ph1r3, but ye probably shouldn't have done with a health potion. However....
Ph1r3 - 12: ye succesfully protect yourself from the heath potion. Nastasia gains 50 health.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag - 11: Mr Sandbag begins the fusion process, 11/ 50 energy required
Alter Loaf - 12 +5: Alter Loaf calls all a yer offensive racial terms. Alter Loaf has drawn all enemy fire.
PC:
Commander Boreale 860/1,000 Poisoned
Flavio 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,050/1,000 Half Robot, Drill Apprentice
Nastasia 960/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic,
LoafSKZ 410/1,000
Flar3 510/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 810/1,000
Simsmagic 600/1,000 Messiah
MeowMixer 1,200/1,500 Deaf, Dickless
Ph1r3 60/1,000 Sexuality Wizard, Putrid
MattTheSpratt 500/1,000 Inventory: Slim Katana
DarkBlueAce 1,000/1,000 +1 t' Dairy Inventory: Voider Magnum
Popple 1,000/1,000 Taxedermist, Inventory: Magnetic Cod Piece
Pfargtl 400/1,000 Currently in KNUCKLES form: 200/500, Flight, +5 t' fists
Dimfish 1,000/1,000
Vid Inferno 1,000/1,000 1 Energy
Allies
(Flar3) Good Joe Biden: 4,100/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 t' all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 t' all sneak rolls made against the sea dog), Shit-Stained, Severely Burned
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 2,150/10,000 Hunting Maiq 'n Nastasia, Shit-Stained, 11/50 Energy
Alter Loaf 4,000/4,000 Drunk(Random +/- 5 t' rolls)
>BEAT EVERYONE WITH NASTASIA WHILE DRINKING A HEALTH POTION
>use SUICIDE ATTACK (obviously FALCON PUNCH), 'n in last dying breath eat master emerald, identify Simsmagic as GaMzEe MaKaRa
>Open a can a Shaq-Fu
>generate a new dick that be 50 times bigger 'n harder than the original
AH SHIT
>pillage SLICING ye MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
bimp
>ascend t' drill master
>summon torpedo wench
ram into enemy at full force
be a french nationalist
Loaf - 17: FUSION! ye 'n Alter Loaf fuse t' form Har-Loaf. This fusion will last for 3 more turns
Ph1r3 - 10: ye pillage kinda mixed up 'n beat everyone with health potion. Everyone loses -50 health. ye try 'n drink Nastasia for health however she slaps ye for 9 damage.
Boreale - 5: ye try 'n speed up, but ye know what. No *crag* ye, nothing happens.
Pfargtl - 15: BAAAAAAAAAAAAM ye're fist deals 2,000 damage but incinerates ye in the process. ye try 'n eat the emerald however ye don't seem t' have a mouth anymore. ye be now a ghost, things be a bit different in this form. Find a way t' come back t o life
Nastasia - 4: ye attempt t' call Ph1r3 gay, however ye can't find it in yer heart t' insult a man on his deathbed.
DarkBlueAce: Voider Magnum: +1 t' Gun skills, Saps energy from enemies for each hit shot, Can collect an infinite amount a energy, Can only expend energy in one full burst, on SUCCESS! will fire 6 rounds.
Maiq - 18: ye pop open a six pack a Vanilla Shaq Fu. Delicous. Oh yeah ye also hit Mr. Sandbag for 500 damage.
*Mr. Sandbag has been defeated*
*No enemies, all combat actions ignored*
Simsmagic - 13: ye fondly regard the man that be Mr. Sandbag. His virtues 'n characters 'n the way he led his life. The ghost a Mr. Sandman be touched. ye be now being haunted.
MeowMixer - 11: ye open the 5th chakra gate unlock yer full potential, ye expend all yer energy on forming a Harder, Better, Longer, Stronger penis. *POP* ye now have 2 5"inch Penis's. ..... Try not t' have too much fun
Slim - 13: ye be now a drill journeyman
Patachu - 4: Really any way ye would have rolled this, it would have ended up pretty bad. But hell, now ye're French.
be ye ready t' move t' the next floor a the dungeon?
PC:
Commander Boreale 810/1,000 Poisoned
Flavio 950/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,000/1,000 Half Robot, Drill Journeyman
Nastasia 910/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic,
LoafSKZ 405/1,000 Form: Har-Loaf 9,950/ 10,000 3 turns left
Flar3 460/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 760/1,000
Simsmagic 550/1,000 Messiah, Haunted: Mr. Sandbag( Can turn into a Sandbag for one turn per battle)
MeowMixer 1,150/1,500 Deaf, Dickless
Ph1r3 1/1,000 Sexuality Wizard, Putrid
MattTheSpratt 450/1,000 Inventory: Slim Katana
DarkBlueAce 950/1,000 +1 t' Dairy Inventory: Voider Magnum
Popple 950/1,000 Taxedermist, Inventory: Magnetic Cod Piece
Pfargtl *Ghost*
Dimfish 950/1,000
Vid Inferno 950/1,000 1 Energy
Patachu 950/950 French
Allies
(Flar3) Good Joe Biden: 4,050/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 t' all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 t' all sneak rolls made against the sea dog), Shit-Stained, Severely Burned
Enemies
Alter Loaf 4,000/4,000 Drunk(Random +/- 5 t' rolls) *Non-Existant for 3 turns*
Compendium:
Voider Magnum: +1 t' Gun skills, Saps energy from enemies for each hit shot, Can collect an infinite amount a energy, Can only expend energy in one full burst, on SUCCESS! will fire 6 rounds.
>take over
GaMzEe MaKaRa'sSimsmagic's body>summon heavily armored pimpmobile tank
>Summon Lightwell for everyone t' click on for delicious life.
Pfargtl - 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: Mr. Sandbag evicts ye from Simsmagics spirit. He's not very happy with ye.
Nastasia - 13: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Meowmixer - 2: ye call upon the mechanic gods 'n ask them t' summon ye a noble mechanical steed. ye pillage a lightly armored purple Smart Car, it has no fuel though. At least it be not a jetta.
Simsmagic - 9: OH *CRAG* ye JUST POURED MILK INTO A NEWSPAPER 'n FLOWERS CAME OUT, HOLY SHIT.
Popple - 19: ye shoot Nastasia, waking the wench up.
Maiq - 14: A Lightwell has been summoned, ye must spend a turn in order t' use it or collect more energy.
Flavio - 7: Fluttershy comes back heavily injured with a combination a burns 'n lacerations covering the wench body. In the wench final breath she warns ye that their be 4 mysterious figures on the next floor 'n the object they guard hidden in the darkest recesses a the floor.
Loaf - 13: Har-Loaf flies through the dungeon at lightning speeds discovering an unidentified whip 'n two locked chests
Boreale - 19: ye cure yer poison 'n feel rejuvanated from it be effects.
Slim - 7: ye attempt t' journey further in yer knowledge a the Drill Arts, however ye don't have the necessary Shekles.
One more turn on this floor
PC:
Commander Boreale 1000/1,000
Flavio 950/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,000/1,000 Half Robot, Drill Journeyman
Nastasia 1000/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic
LoafSKZ 405/1,000 Form: Har-Loaf 9,950/ 10,000 2 turns left, Inventory: UnIdentfied Whip, Chest (2)
Flar3 460/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 760/1,000
Simsmagic 550/1,000 Messiah, Haunted: Mr. Sandbag( Can turn into a Sandbag for one turn per battle)
MeowMixer 1,150/1,500 Deaf, 2 dicks, Driving a Smart Car.
Ph1r3 1/1,000 Sexuality Wizard, Putrid
MattTheSpratt 450/1,000 Inventory: Slim Katana
DarkBlueAce 950/1,000 +1 t' Dairy Inventory: Voider Magnum
Popple 950/1,000 Taxedermist, Inventory: Magnetic Cod Piece
Pfargtl *Ghost*
Dimfish 950/1,000
Vid Inferno 950/1,000 1 Energy
Patachu 950/950 French
Allies
(Flar3) Good Joe Biden: 4,050/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 t' all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 t' all sneak rolls made against the sea dog), Shit-Stained, Severely Burned
Lightwell 500/500 50 Energy
Dead Ponies
Shutterfly
Enemies
Alter Loaf 4,000/4,000 Drunk(Random +/- 5 t' rolls) *Non-Existant for 2 turns*
Compendium:
Voider Magnum: +1 t' Gun skills, Saps energy from enemies for each hit shot, Can collect an infinite amount a energy, Can only expend energy in one full burst, on SUCCESS! will fire 6 rounds.
>transform Smart Car into a robot mech 'n FIGHT THA POWAH
>Click Lightwell. Hopefully regain some lost health after seeing Ben Stiller.
>devour the remains a poor little Fluttershy so t' absorb the wench magikal ponibilities.
> Stab Twilight Sparkle through the heart. Drink the wench blood t' absorb the Pony magicks.
use PSI Rockin' omega on nas
>become the new enemy
>ascend t' next floor
*I be going t' begin adjusting average damage levels*
Boreale - 5: ye pillage yer limited edition DVD's for Slim, but ye don't have a DVD Player, TV, or a source a electricity.
Loaf - 5: ye grab the unidentified whip ready t' break open the chests however upon grabbing the whip a dark, thick liquid emerges from the handle 'n begins surrounding yer arm. It starts t' envelop yer entire body.
Meow - 17: ye transform yer smart car into a Robot Mech, capable a driving speeds a 20 t' 30 MPH at a surprising low amount a fuel. Yeah ye will fight the powah a the oil industries.
Maiq - 11: ye gain 110 HP from the lightwell
Flavio - 13: ye take yer first few bites a Fluttershy's flesh with tears in yer eyes. However after finishing half the carcass ye hear a voice in yer head calling for ye. ye be now being haunted by Shutterfly.
Popple - ???: ye check yer portable dungeon t' grab Twilight Sparkle but upon looking in ye find nothing except discarded chains 'n shackles. Where the *crag* did these ponies go?
Nastasia -11: ye strike quickly, with no regrets. Ph1r3 has been brought down.
Ph1r3: ye be now a spirit, things be a bit different in this form, try 'n find a way t' come back t' life
Patachu - 9: ye strike quickly with an intense ferocity. Nastasia's cavaties never knew what hit em.
Dimfish - 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: PK ROCKIN. it be too bad ye have shite aim. ye hit yourself for around 500 damage.
Nastasia - 20: CRITICAL SUCCESS: ye call Patachu 'n Dimfish dicks.
Pfargtl - 13: ye possess the Gelderal guard on the next floor. ye won't have control but ye could probably manage something or another.
Slim - 11: ye try t' advance further in yer Drill Master career however ye can't seem t' master the flow a the drill.
Simsmagic - 12: ye bake cupcakes for everyone, raising everyones spirits. +1 t' all rolls next turn.
DarkBlueAce - 18 + 2 = 20 ARTIFICIAL SUCCESS: ye strike the Lighwell for about 100 damage per shot, sailing away the well in ruins. However ye did absorb 39 energy from it.
MatttheSpratt - 2: The Party descends t' the next floor facing their next set a enemies
The party arrives at the end a the stair case facing a room filled mostly with Darkness, upon arrival 4 enemies approach ye, expecting ye since Fluttershy's earlier arrival. They engage the party.
Enemies
Gelderal Guard 50,000/50,000 Light Armor, Subconscious: Pfargtl
Gelderal Guard 50,000/50,000 Light Armor
Magician's Apprentice 20,000/ 20,00 25 Energy, +15 Energy Per Turn
Mechanic 30,000/30,000 Inventory: Drill Charm
PC:
Commander Boreale 1000/1,000
Flavio 950/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape, Haunted: Shutterfly (Scan)
Slim 1,000/1,000 Half Robot, Drill Journeyman
Nastasia 1000/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic
LoafSKZ 405/1,000 Form: Har-Loaf 9,950/ 10,000 1 turns left, Inventory: UnIdentfied Whip, Chest (2)
Flar3 460/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 870/1,000
Simsmagic 550/1,000 Messiah, Haunted: Mr. Sandbag( Can turn into a Sandbag for one turn per battle)
MeowMixer 1,150/1,500 Deaf, 2 dicks, Driving a Smart Car.
Ph1r3 *Spirit*
MattTheSpratt 450/1,000 Inventory: Slim Katana
DarkBlueAce 950/1,000 +1 t' Dairy Inventory: Voider Magnum 39 Energy
Popple 950/1,000 Taxedermist, Inventory: Magnetic Cod Piece
Pfargtl *Ghost* Possessing Gelderal Guard 1
Dimfish 450/1,000
Vid Inferno 950/1,000 1 Energy
Patachu 950/950 French
Allies
(Flar3) Good Joe Biden: 4,050/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 t' all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 t' all sneak rolls made against the sea dog), Shit-Stained, Severely Burned
Dead Ponies
Shutterfly
Enemies
Alter Loaf 4,000/4,000 Drunk(Random +/- 5 t' rolls) *Non-Existant for 1 turns*
Gelderal Guard 50,000/50,000 Light Armor, Subconscious: Pfargtl
Gelderal Guard 50,000/50,000 Light Armor
Magician's Apprentice 20,000/ 20,00 25 Energy, +15 Energy Per Turn
Mechanic 30,000/30,000 Inventory: Drill Charm
Compendium:
Voider Magnum: +1 t' Gun skills, Saps energy from enemies for each hit shot, Can collect an infinite amount a energy, Can only expend energy in one full burst, on SUCCESS! will fire 6 rounds.
>Swipe Drill Charm from the Mechanic
>become the Guard's conscious, therefore becoming it, 'n return t' the battle at hand
> Operation Find Some *crag*ing Ponies in effect.
Seek the Pony Seer Flav-eo for wisdom.
>Punch the Magician's Apprentice in the dick.
Boreale - 12: ye summon a Blue Eyes White Dragon he's pretty chill though.
Slim - 3: ye attempt t' swipe the Drill Charm from the mechanic but he swats ye away with a wrench for around 200 damage.
Loaf - 10: ye poor yer liquid over yer whip arm which still covers yer body. Har-Loaf seperates. Alter - Loaf has joined the enemy. Alter- Loaf be no longer drunk
Pfargtl-15: ye begin the process a breaking down the walls a his consciousness, this may take some time.
Nastasia - 17: Nastasia used Flash! The floor fills up with light. ye notice a giant tarp covering something vast in the back areas a the dungeon.
Popple - 2: ye use yer pony magic t' detect any ponies in the area. yer spell be relatively weak 'n all ye notice be that a faint familiar source a power be under the giant tarp.
Maiq - 19: DICK BASH! ye charge yer fist with ethereal energies, 'n punch with all yer might hitting for roughly 2,500 damage.
DarkBlueAce - 18+2 ARTIFICIAL SUCCESS: The Voider Magnum begins t' glow with dairy based energy. ye can feel the power rushing through yer next shot. ye blast the apprentice with 1 shot doing 5,000 damage, 'n five regular magnum bullets doing an extra 2,000 damage. ye collected no energy.
Simsmagic - 12: ye fly past the enemy drawing the attention a the pfargtl possessed guard.
Patachu - 4: ye draw yer claws but then upon reaching in ye activate Black Ops hardcore mode, all damage against yer allies now reflects.
Enemies:
Alter-Loaf - 10: ye punch the real Loaf for 100 damage.
Gelderal Guard 1 - 13: ye strike Mr Sandbag for no damage
Gelderal Guard 2 - 14: He slices Maiq in the chest with his lance for 200 damage.
Magicians Apprentice - 19: He channels all 40 energy points into a random magic, he activates the Shields a Heat, a shield a intense hot air surrounds the Apprentice.
Mechanic - 13: The Mechanic activates his Drill Charm surrounding himself in heavy drill armor.
PC:
Commander Boreale 1000/1,000
Flavio 950/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape, Haunted: Shutterfly (Scan)
Slim 800/1,000 Half Robot, Drill Journeyman
Nastasia 1000/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic
LoafSKZ 305/1,000 Inventory: UnIdentfied Whip, Chest (2)
Flar3 460/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 670/1,000
Simsmagic 550/1,000 Messiah, Haunted: Mr. Sandbag( Can turn into a Sandbag for one turn per battle)
MeowMixer 1,150/1,500 Deaf, 2 dicks, Driving a Smart Car.
Ph1r3 *Spirit*
MattTheSpratt 450/1,000 Inventory: Slim Katana
DarkBlueAce 950/1,000 +1 t' Dairy Inventory: Voider Magnum 39 Energy
Popple 950/1,000 Taxedermist, Inventory: Magnetic Cod Piece
Pfargtl *Ghost* Possessing Gelderal Guard 1
Dimfish 450/1,000
Vid Inferno 950/1,000 1 Energy
Patachu 950/950 French
Allies
(Flar3) Good Joe Biden: 4,050/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 t' all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 t' all sneak rolls made against the sea dog), Shit-Stained, Severely Burned
(Boreale) Chill Blue Eyes White Dragon 3,000/3,000
Dead Ponies
Shutterfly
Enemies
Alter Loaf 4,000/4,000
Gelderal Guard 50,000/50,000 Light Armor, Subconscious: Pfargtl
Gelderal Guard 50,000/50,000 Light Armor
Magician's Apprentice 10,500/ 20,000 0 Energy, +15 Energy Per Turn Shields a Heat
Mechanic 30,000/30,000 Inventory: Drill Charm Equip: Heavy Drill Armor
Compendium:
Voider Magnum: +1 t' Gun skills, Saps energy from enemies for each hit shot, Can collect an infinite amount a energy, Can only expend energy in one full burst, on SUCCESS! will fire 6 rounds.
>Chill Blue Eyes White Dragon: offer mechanic a grog
>Dance around 'n shit on Flavio's chest enchanting the sea dog with me powerful fecal matter
> Lift the tarp t' awaken Margmos the 9th Dick Weaver. Greet the elder taxidermist 'n request tutelage.
>pillage on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>use bottle a rum: APPLE PIE
>Continue t' break down walls a consciousness
>SLIM SLICE Sorcerers apprentice, unless incoming Void Magnum shot, in which case Attempt t' Block Shots with Slim Katana
>Possess Nas
>Listen t' the pony's words 'n preach a them.