Never Ending Dungeon
Post in this topic and you will be made into a character with a base 1,000 HP
You can do any action and I will roll a die to see its effectiveness 1 being the worst 20 being the best
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag 10,000/10,000
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4 Replies:
KNOCK KNOCK
METEOR SWAAAARM
PC's
Commander Boreale 1,000/1,000
Flavio 1,000/1,000
Slim 1,000/1,000
Nastasia 1,000/1,000
LoafSKZ 1,000/1,000
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 10,000/10,000
Go ahead and start posting your actions
>Tell the greatest joke in history ever
>join the fray
>beat up your mother
HEY, WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
KNOCK KNOCK
METEOR SWAAAARM
Flavio: Roll 14: You successfully connect with the rock hitting loaf for 150 damage
Nastasia: Roll 3: You successfully lurk, if your definition of lurking means running and screaming in front of your enemy. Mr. SandBag is now watching you
Slim: Roll 10: You are now half robot
Loaf: Roll 9: In your attempt to gain Omnipotence you think too hard. You now have a headache causing 50 damage and a twitch
Flar3: Roll 1: CRITICAL FAILURE: You are now Rosie O'Donnell
Maiq: Roll 17: You beat up MaMa Sandbag. Mr. SandBag has had his turn delayed as he is busy visiting his mother in the hospital
Simsmagic: Roll 18: Your Flare is a great success causing 1,500 damage to Mr. Sandbag and burning him.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag: He is too busy crying to act, however Nastasia and Maiq are now on his hit list
PC's
Commander Boreale 1,000/1,000
Flavio 1,000/1,000
Slim 1,000/1,000 Half Robot
Nastasia 1,000/1,000
LoafSKZ 800/1,000 Headache/Twitch
Flar3 1,000/1,000 Rosie O'Donnell
Maiq 1,000/1,000
Simsmagic 1,000/1,000
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 8,400/10,000 Burned, Hunting Maiq and Nastasia
I CAST METEOR SWARM
NOW I WANT TO USE POWER WORD: CRUISE MISSILE
>summon Obama
Boreale - 18: You use all of your word smith power to form a POWER WORD CRUISE MISSILE. You strike For 2,000 damage
MeowMixer - 1: CRITICAL FAILURE: You have summoned Joe Biden, Evil Joe Biden.
Flavio - 15: You find a used heroin needle and add it to your inventory.
Slim - 18: You activate your drill and give him a mean right hook. You strike for 1,250 damage
Nastasia - 10: You are now half robot
Ph1r3 - 18: You awaken your powers as a sexuality wizard, Nastasia is now gay. A gay robot.
Flar3 - 7: You are still Rosie O'Donnell and you're a bit too tired to move. You should search for a cure.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag - 14: Mr. Sandbag rolls over Maiq for 100 damage, he is burned for 150.
Joe Biden - 9: He begins charging his weapon with solar energy. 9/30 gained.
PC's
Commander Boreale 1,000/1,000
Flavio 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle
Slim 1,000/1,000 Half Robot
Nastasia 1,000/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, All Gay
LoafSKZ 800/1,000 Headache/Twitch
Flar3 1,000/1,000 Rosie O'Donnell
Maiq 900/1,000
Simsmagic 1,000/1,000
MeowMixer 1,000/1,000
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 5,000/10,000 Burned, Hunting Maiq and Nastasia
Evil Joe Biden 5,000/5,000
I WILL BECOME THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM
>Attempt to use ?!?! on Mr. SandBag
>Equip Troll-face
>Use Sand Attack to lower the foe's accuracy
Notice: If you're going to be using an attack on the enemies, please specify who
Also if I forget to include you in the player list just alert me and I'll make sure to add you.
Boreale-4: You drink your magic potion and now know everything in the world. Funny, you wouldn't think that a magic potion would taste like urine. oh.... ooops. You are now poisoned.
Flar3-20: Underneath your third chin you discover a potion of cure ailment, and you take a swig. You are cured.
Sims-17: You gain access to the mainframe, however upon entering you are noticed by the firewall and are removed from digital existence.
Flavio - 6: You attempt to gather materials for your mental journey. You only find a bag of old potato chips (Salt and Vinegar) and a Vanilla Ice Mixtape.
Ph1r3 - 5: As you make your move, you catch your foot on the carpet and strike yourself in the arm for 150 damage
MeoxMixer - 2: You play the video in order to discombobulate your enemy, it probably would have worked too had you unplugged your headphones. The sound damages your Cilia causing temporary deafness.
Maiq - 10: You strike Joe Biden in the eyes with some sand, his accuracy is lowered. -2 to all long range attack rolls.
Loaf -6: You masturbate so hard that you forget all about your headache and twitch. However you can't help but look down the barrel of your gun as you fire off a few rounds. You are now temporarily blinded, also your dick is kinda sore from all the wanking.
Slim - 8: You mourn succesfully, congratulations.
Nastasia - 14: You go through extensive surgery to have your gay gene removed, however your doctor accidentally leaves a picture of Freddy Mercury in your liver. You are now just a littlle curious.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag- 16: Mr. Sandbag laments about his life filled with beatings, mockery, and sorrow to Nastasia for 500 emotional damage, however her cold robotic heart cuts that in half, for 250. He is burned for 150 damage.
Joe Biden - 19: Biden charges his cannon for 19 energy
PC's
Commander Boreale 1,000/1,000 Poisoned
Flavio 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle, Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,000/1,000 Half Robot
Nastasia 750/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, and a little bit curious
LoafSKZ 800/1,000 Blind/Sore Dick
Flar3 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 900/1,000
Simsmagic 1,000/1,000
MeowMixer 1,000/1,000 Deaf
Ph1r3 850/1,000 Sexuality Wizard
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 5,000/10,000 Burned, Hunting Maiq and Nastasia
Evil Joe Biden 5,000/5,000 28/30 Energy, "-2 to all long range attack rolls"
>Throw calipers at Biden
Focus on the add before we wipe, guys.
I AM OBVIOUSLY GETTING INTO THE GETTER EMPEROR, THE SECOND BIGGEST MECH OF ALL TIME
>Become a Pugilist and box Nastasia's lips
>use *CRAG*ING CRISSAEGRIM on Joe Biden
Maiq - 3: You toss your calipers with reckless abandon striking a nearby wall. The calipers rebound into your cranium. 50 Damage to yourself.
Boreale - 10: You enter into the GETTER EMPEROR only to realize it only has enough power for one move. You best use it wisely. You take 50 poison damage.
MeowMixer - 10: You manage to siphon away 5 energy from Biden before he notices the extension cord you shoved in his gun. Biden will be making sure no one sneaks up on him now.
Nastasia - 13: You manage to make out with Slim giving him a temporary overheal of 50, however your attack on Ph1r3 is unsuccesful and you are now an enemy of LGBT rights groups across the country.
Ph1r3 - 4: Your poor word smithing skills manage become your ruin as you accidentally spell Pugilist as Putrid.
Simsmagic - 20 CRITICAL SUCCESS: Biden's body suddenly dissipates revealing Vice President Toad Biden. He'll maintain this form as long as you keep your concentration.
MattTheSpratt - 5: You strike repeatedly against Toad Biden, however after the first few attacks don't phase his croaky appearance, you realize you were weilding Excaliper the entire time.
DarkBlueAce - 13: You unlock some of the robotic potential in Slim and Nastasia but who knows for how long.
LoafSKZ - 3: You attempt to heighten your sense of smell and taste, however your first attempt on tounge vision ended up giving you a pretty good sight of a local wall socket. The shock to the brain was enough to cause 400 damage and cure your blindness. Good luck tasting things though.
Flar3 - 8: YOU ARE SUCCESFUL, however in the process you lose your life leaving Ph1r3 invincible with 39 lives. In a last stitch effort he combines his 39 extra lives and invincibility into a potion and slips the few drops he could make into your cold lips. After a very long seizure, causing you 500 damage you awaken from the final slumber, beaten and broken but alive.
Popple - 19: You have defeatd your foes Mr. Sandbag and Toad Biden in one last righteous fury that would have amazed even the most vell versed man. Yes, that truly was a thrilling game of Battleship, however you should probably return to your fight.
Slim - 16: You lick Crime, Crime is now paralyzed. Crime may be unable to attack.
Pfargtl - 16: You are now Knuckles, you only have 500 HP in this form but you gain a plus 5 to any fist based attacks and can fly.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag - 3: Mr Sandbag wallows in his own filth, however he is cured of his burn status
Toad Biden - 18: RIBBIT, Toad Biden ribbits strongly in Simsmagic's ear, bringing him to the brink of distraction, any other interruption would break his concentration.
PC's
Commander Boreale 950/1,000 Poisoned, Driving GETTER EMPEROR 100,000/100,000
Flavio 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle, Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,050/1,000 Half Robot, Awakened
Nastasia 750/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic, Awakened
LoafSKZ 400/1,000 Sore Dick/ No Taste
Flar3 500/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 850/1,000
Simsmagic 1,000/1,000
MeowMixer 1,000/1,000 Deaf, 5 Energy
Ph1r3 850/1,000 Sexuality Wizard, Putrid
MattTheSpratt 1,000/1,000
DarkBlueAce 1,000/1,000
Popple 1,000/1,000
Pfargtl 1,000/1,000 Currently in KNUCKLES form: 500/500, Flight, +5 to fists
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 5,000/10,000 Hunting Maiq and Nastasia
Evil Joe Biden 5,000/5,000 23/30 Energy, "-2 to all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 to all sneak rolls made against him), Toad
>420 smoke sum weed, find all the lost pieces of the master emerald and use sum
excalibur:
crissaegrim:
oh, no wonder. :U
>fire entire stock of Power Of Sires at Joe Biden
eat a delicious sandwich
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
> Sumontech Level 9: Summon Mike Tyson
> Mike Tyson: Bite Mr. Sandbag
>Level up
Slim - 11: You attempt to heal the entirity of the party however your magic skills arent high enough to be very effective. Everyone gains 10 HP
MeowMixer - 20 CRITICAL SUCCESS: You add 500 to your health bar.
Pfargtl - 9 + 5 - 14: You connect against Sandbag for 300 damage causing burns.
MattTheSpratt: - 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: Your stock of Power of Sires goes off in your hand, hitting you for 500 damage.
Nastasia - 12: Your sandwich recovers 150 HP, if only it had a bit more mayo.
Loaf - 20 CRITICAL SUCCESS: You hit both Biden and Sandbag for 400 damage covering them in shit.
Boreale - 10: GETTER TOMAHAAAAAAAAAAWK, You strike sandbag for 1,500 damage. However in doing so you expend the last of the GETTER EMPERORS energy. You are ejected before total shutdown. You are also hurt by poison.
Flar3 - 16: After a long discussion about your lives and quite a few beers, Evil Toad Biden finally sees the error of his ways. Toad Biden now joins your party as an Ally. Allies are DM controlled.
SimsMagic- 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: As you pull out your pufferfish in preperation for your spell, it explodes with dark chi energy. You should have eaten more mungbeans today. You're hit for 400 damage. Your concentration is broken, Joe Biden is no longer a Toad.
Maiq - 7: You attempt to summon Mike Tyson, however all you manage to pull out is Glass Joe. You quickly send him back before he gets in your way.
Flavio - 16: You begin jamming to Rice Rice Babby and load your heroin.
Popple - 3: Yor a taxedermist Popple
Dimfish - 10: You row and you row and then you fight the power. However it didn't really help your current situation.
DarkBlueAce - 14: LEVEL UP! You gain a plus 1 to all dairy based rolls.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag - 13: He Leaps in the air and land on Pfargtl with intense velocity for 300 damage.
PC's
Commander Boreale 910/1,000 Poisoned
Flavio 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,050/1,000 Half Robot, Awakened
Nastasia 910/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic, Awakened
LoafSKZ 410/1,000 Sore Dick/ No Taste
Flar3 510/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 860/1,000
Simsmagic 600/1,000
MeowMixer 1,500/1,500 Deaf
Ph1r3 860/1,000 Sexuality Wizard, Putrid
MattTheSpratt 500/1,000
DarkBlueAce 1,000/1,000 +1 to Dairy
Popple 1,000/1,000 Taxedermist
Pfargtl 400/1,000 Currently in KNUCKLES form: 200/500, Flight, +5 to fists
Dimfish 1,000/1,000
Allies
Good Joe Biden: 4,600/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 to all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 to all sneak rolls made against him), Shit-Stained
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 2,800/10,000 Hunting Maiq and Nastasia, Burned, Shit-Stained
>try to figure out why I took over 300 damage to my normal form, then give Mr. SandBag a taste of PUMPKIN HILL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYCNQVIA-xg
>Cure all status and HP allignments
I'll join in on this.
*spears the next poster with a tendril of dark matter*
>try to steal healing items off of third next person then use on self
>consume Super Viagra
>use erect cock as a spear to impale Mr. Sandbag
Le GASP! 0.0
> Riverdance
roll your *crag*ing 20 sided die already
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND MAGNETIC COD PIECE
Toad Biden:> Uses chemical X on himself.
Boreale - 10: TAJADORU COMBO, well you do whatever the *crag* that is for 200 damage, You are hurt by poison.
Slim - 12: You are slightly edgy. Try not to touch yourself. Awakened status fades.
Pfargtl, Well 300 damage to your KNUCKLES form translates into 600 damage to your regular form due to the difference in max health.
Pfargtl - 5: You start jamming and mixin some serious rhymes, however the shit over Sandbags ears is blocking out the noise
Loaf - 9: You manage to cast Esuna. However your healing spell fails.
Ph1r3 - 18: You recall all your skills from elementary school basketball and begin boxing out Nas's lips. It looks like they won't have a chance at any baskets anytime soon.
Chaos Heart - 13: You slash Ph1r3 across his chest. Great teamwork guys. You hit for 100 damage
MattTheSpratt - No Roll: It appears Nastasia has no healing items
DarkBlueAce - 12: You explore the adjacent cave and find a treasure chest, you'll have to find a way to open it though.
MeowMixer - 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: Upon consumption your dick begins to expand, however it shows no signs of stopping. Eventually your dick reaches critical mass. Your dick explodes showering you in a mixture of blood, urine, and semen. Delicious. 300 damage
Nastasia - 16: You kill Ph1r3, well almost. You bring Ph1r3 near death. If you had worked a tad bit harder, you might have succeeded.
Simsmagic - 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: As you attempt to reveal your Ne'er do well status, you suddenly have a vision of angels and clouds. You suddenly realize you are the messiah of your religion. Smooth move ex lax.
Flavio - 8: You inject the heroin into your penis, however upon completing the task you realize you just stabbed yourself in the dick. Also your dick isn't shooting fire, honestly why the *crag* did you think it would do that. You now have a sore dick.
Maiq - 16: You begin to Riverdance, and using the skills you learned in your apprenticeship as a dance magician you sweep Mr. Sandbag away with a strong river current for 200 damage.
Popple - 7: You equip your magnetic cod piece which you always keep readily available, but your Robe is in the wash.
Flar3 - 8: You dress up as a cop, and you begin using your cop skills against Mr. Sandbag. It's too bad your only knowledge of cops comes from the cops your mom kept bringing home as a child. You begin to strip seductively, its not very effective.
Joe Biden - 7: Biden covers himself in chemical X, its too bad you got hit by that sand attack or else you would have noticed you have chemical Y. Its burns deeply, for 500 damage.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag - 4: Sandbag used splash, it wasn't very effective. Your burns disappear
PC's
Commander Boreale 860/1,000 Poisoned
Flavio 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,050/1,000 Half Robot,
Nastasia 910/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic,
LoafSKZ 410/1,000
Flar3 510/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 860/1,000
Simsmagic 600/1,000 Messiah
MeowMixer 1,200/1,500 Deaf, Dickless
Ph1r3 60/1,000 Sexuality Wizard, Putrid
MattTheSpratt 500/1,000
DarkBlueAce 1,000/1,000 +1 to Dairy
Popple 1,000/1,000 Taxedermist, Inventory: Magnetic Cod Piece
Pfargtl 400/1,000 Currently in KNUCKLES form: 200/500, Flight, +5 to fists
Dimfish 1,000/1,000
Allies
(Flar3) Good Joe Biden: 4,100/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 to all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 to all sneak rolls made against him), Shit-Stained, Severely Burned
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 2,400/10,000 Hunting Maiq and Nastasia, Shit-Stained
>rip off Flar3's dick, make it straight and longer, kill Flar3, give dick to MeowMixer
>use SUICIDE ATTACK (obviously FALCON PUNCH), and in last dying breath eat master emerald, identify Simsmagic as GaMzEe MaKaRa
>turn Slim into a sword and wield like a boss
> Use item: Ultra Ball
>use *CRAG* THE POLICE on Flar3
I use my mighty Taxidermist prowess to pierce the sack-beast's heart with my swollen steel dick.
roll 20 side die
RAVE UPDATE THIS TOPIC
Pfargtl - 5: You attempt to rip off Flar3's dick however but no matter how hard and fast you tug you get no results.
Dark Blue Ace - 19 + 1 = 20 ARTIFICAL SUCCESS: Your cheese key succesfully opens the chest. Inside you find DANANANANA The "Voider Magnum".
Vid - 1: You gain 1 energy.
Slim - 10: You begin your journey to become a drill master.
Boreale - 16: RIDER KICK, You strike for 250 damage.
MattTheSpratt - 20 CRITICAL SUCCESS: You now weild the "Slim Katana" a blade so fine that its invisible to the naked eye.
Flavio - 5: Sadly this is the best of your ability
Maiq - 4: YOUR OPPONENT IS WEAK MAIQ, FINISH HIM OFF! You throw your Ultraball but Mr. Sandbag knocks it back striking you for 50 damage.
LoafSKZ - 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: You manage to bring back a copy of yourself from another time loop, however you forgot your kind of a dick. Your alter copy becomes evil and joins Mr. Sandbag becoming more powerful because he's now a badguy.
MeowMixer - 6: You *crag* the police, Flar3 seems a little ashamed of himself but rather unshaken, its probably because your dick blew up.
Popple - 5: Your magnetic dick armor doesn't seem to be attracted to Mr. Sandbag.
Simsmagic - 16: You use your Messiahic powers to turn water into wine. Alter Loaf drinks all of the water turned wine. Alter Loaf is now drunk.
Nastasia - 5: You try to stab Ph1r3, but you probably shouldn't have done with a health potion. However....
Ph1r3 - 12: You succesfully protect yourself from the heath potion. Nastasia gains 50 health.
Enemies
Mr. Sandbag - 11: Mr Sandbag begins the fusion process, 11/ 50 energy required
Alter Loaf - 12 +5: Alter Loaf calls all of your offensive racial terms. Alter Loaf has drawn all enemy fire.
PC:
Commander Boreale 860/1,000 Poisoned
Flavio 1,000/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,050/1,000 Half Robot, Drill Apprentice
Nastasia 960/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic,
LoafSKZ 410/1,000
Flar3 510/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 810/1,000
Simsmagic 600/1,000 Messiah
MeowMixer 1,200/1,500 Deaf, Dickless
Ph1r3 60/1,000 Sexuality Wizard, Putrid
MattTheSpratt 500/1,000 Inventory: Slim Katana
DarkBlueAce 1,000/1,000 +1 to Dairy Inventory: Voider Magnum
Popple 1,000/1,000 Taxedermist, Inventory: Magnetic Cod Piece
Pfargtl 400/1,000 Currently in KNUCKLES form: 200/500, Flight, +5 to fists
Dimfish 1,000/1,000
Vid Inferno 1,000/1,000 1 Energy
Allies
(Flar3) Good Joe Biden: 4,100/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 to all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 to all sneak rolls made against him), Shit-Stained, Severely Burned
Enemies
Mr. SandBag 2,150/10,000 Hunting Maiq and Nastasia, Shit-Stained, 11/50 Energy
Alter Loaf 4,000/4,000 Drunk(Random +/- 5 to rolls)
>BEAT EVERYONE WITH NASTASIA WHILE DRINKING A HEALTH POTION
>use SUICIDE ATTACK (obviously FALCON PUNCH), and in last dying breath eat master emerald, identify Simsmagic as GaMzEe MaKaRa
>Open a can of Shaq-Fu
>generate a new dick that's 50 times bigger and harder than the original
AH SHIT
>GET SLICING YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
bimp
>ascend to drill master
>summon torpedo girl
ram into enemy at full force
be a french nationalist
Loaf - 17: FUSION! You and Alter Loaf fuse to form Har-Loaf. This fusion will last for 3 more turns
Ph1r3 - 10: You get kinda mixed up and beat everyone with health potion. Everyone loses -50 health. You try and drink Nastasia for health however she slaps you for 9 damage.
Boreale - 5: You try and speed up, but you know what. No *crag* you, nothing happens.
Pfargtl - 15: BAAAAAAAAAAAAM You're fist deals 2,000 damage but incinerates you in the process. You try and eat the emerald however you don't seem to have a mouth anymore. You are now a ghost, things are a bit different in this form. Find a way to come back t o life
Nastasia - 4: You attempt to call Ph1r3 gay, however you can't find it in your heart to insult a man on his deathbed.
DarkBlueAce: Voider Magnum: +1 to Gun skills, Saps energy from enemies for each hit shot, Can collect an infinite amount of energy, Can only expend energy in one full burst, on SUCCESS! will fire 6 rounds.
Maiq - 18: You pop open a six pack of Vanilla Shaq Fu. Delicous. Oh yeah you also hit Mr. Sandbag for 500 damage.
*Mr. Sandbag has been defeated*
*No enemies, all combat actions ignored*
Simsmagic - 13: You fondly regard the man that was Mr. Sandbag. His virtues and characters and the way he led his life. The ghost of Mr. Sandman is touched. You are now being haunted.
MeowMixer - 11: You open the 5th chakra gate unlock your full potential, you expend all your energy on forming a Harder, Better, Longer, Stronger penis. *POP* you now have 2 5"inch Penis's. ..... Try not to have too much fun
Slim - 13: You are now a drill journeyman
Patachu - 4: Really any way you would have rolled this, it would have ended up pretty bad. But hell, now you're French.
Are you ready to move to the next floor of the dungeon?
PC:
Commander Boreale 810/1,000 Poisoned
Flavio 950/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,000/1,000 Half Robot, Drill Journeyman
Nastasia 910/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic,
LoafSKZ 405/1,000 Form: Har-Loaf 9,950/ 10,000 3 turns left
Flar3 460/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 760/1,000
Simsmagic 550/1,000 Messiah, Haunted: Mr. Sandbag( Can turn into a Sandbag for one turn per battle)
MeowMixer 1,150/1,500 Deaf, Dickless
Ph1r3 1/1,000 Sexuality Wizard, Putrid
MattTheSpratt 450/1,000 Inventory: Slim Katana
DarkBlueAce 950/1,000 +1 to Dairy Inventory: Voider Magnum
Popple 950/1,000 Taxedermist, Inventory: Magnetic Cod Piece
Pfargtl *Ghost*
Dimfish 950/1,000
Vid Inferno 950/1,000 1 Energy
Patachu 950/950 French
Allies
(Flar3) Good Joe Biden: 4,050/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 to all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 to all sneak rolls made against him), Shit-Stained, Severely Burned
Enemies
Alter Loaf 4,000/4,000 Drunk(Random +/- 5 to rolls) *Non-Existant for 3 turns*
Compendium:
Voider Magnum: +1 to Gun skills, Saps energy from enemies for each hit shot, Can collect an infinite amount of energy, Can only expend energy in one full burst, on SUCCESS! will fire 6 rounds.
>take over
GaMzEe MaKaRa'sSimsmagic's body>summon heavily armored pimpmobile tank
>Summon Lightwell for everyone to click on for delicious life.
Pfargtl - 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: Mr. Sandbag evicts you from Simsmagics spirit. He's not very happy with you.
Nastasia - 13: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Meowmixer - 2: You call upon the mechanic gods and ask them to summon you a noble mechanical steed. You get a lightly armored purple Smart Car, it has no fuel though. At least its not a jetta.
Simsmagic - 9: OH *CRAG* YOU JUST POURED MILK INTO A NEWSPAPER AND FLOWERS CAME OUT, HOLY SHIT.
Popple - 19: You shoot Nastasia, waking her up.
Maiq - 14: A Lightwell has been summoned, you must spend a turn in order to use it or collect more energy.
Flavio - 7: Fluttershy comes back heavily injured with a combination of burns and lacerations covering her body. In her final breath she warns you that their are 4 mysterious figures on the next floor and the object they guard hidden in the darkest recesses of the floor.
Loaf - 13: Har-Loaf flies through the dungeon at lightning speeds discovering an unidentified whip and two locked chests
Boreale - 19: You cure your poison and feel rejuvanated from its effects.
Slim - 7: You attempt to journey further in your knowledge of the Drill Arts, however you don't have the necessary Shekles.
One more turn on this floor
PC:
Commander Boreale 1000/1,000
Flavio 950/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape
Slim 1,000/1,000 Half Robot, Drill Journeyman
Nastasia 1000/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic
LoafSKZ 405/1,000 Form: Har-Loaf 9,950/ 10,000 2 turns left, Inventory: UnIdentfied Whip, Chest (2)
Flar3 460/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 760/1,000
Simsmagic 550/1,000 Messiah, Haunted: Mr. Sandbag( Can turn into a Sandbag for one turn per battle)
MeowMixer 1,150/1,500 Deaf, 2 dicks, Driving a Smart Car.
Ph1r3 1/1,000 Sexuality Wizard, Putrid
MattTheSpratt 450/1,000 Inventory: Slim Katana
DarkBlueAce 950/1,000 +1 to Dairy Inventory: Voider Magnum
Popple 950/1,000 Taxedermist, Inventory: Magnetic Cod Piece
Pfargtl *Ghost*
Dimfish 950/1,000
Vid Inferno 950/1,000 1 Energy
Patachu 950/950 French
Allies
(Flar3) Good Joe Biden: 4,050/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 to all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 to all sneak rolls made against him), Shit-Stained, Severely Burned
Lightwell 500/500 50 Energy
Dead Ponies
Shutterfly
Enemies
Alter Loaf 4,000/4,000 Drunk(Random +/- 5 to rolls) *Non-Existant for 2 turns*
Compendium:
Voider Magnum: +1 to Gun skills, Saps energy from enemies for each hit shot, Can collect an infinite amount of energy, Can only expend energy in one full burst, on SUCCESS! will fire 6 rounds.
>transform Smart Car into a robot mech and FIGHT THA POWAH
>Click Lightwell. Hopefully regain some lost health after seeing Ben Stiller.
>devour the remains of poor little Fluttershy so to absorb her magikal ponibilities.
> Stab Twilight Sparkle through the heart. Drink her blood to absorb the Pony magicks.
use PSI Rockin' omega on nas
>become the new enemy
>ascend to next floor
*I'm going to begin adjusting average damage levels*
Boreale - 5: You get your limited edition DVD's for Slim, but you don't have a DVD Player, TV, or a source of electricity.
Loaf - 5: You grab the unidentified whip ready to break open the chests however upon grabbing the whip a dark, thick liquid emerges from the handle and begins surrounding your arm. It starts to envelop your entire body.
Meow - 17: You transform your smart car into a Robot Mech, capable of driving speeds of 20 to 30 MPH at a surprising low amount of fuel. Yeah you will fight the powah of the oil industries.
Maiq - 11: You gain 110 HP from the lightwell
Flavio - 13: You take your first few bites of Fluttershy's flesh with tears in your eyes. However after finishing half the carcass you hear a voice in your head calling for you. You are now being haunted by Shutterfly.
Popple - ???: You check your portable dungeon to grab Twilight Sparkle but upon looking in you find nothing except discarded chains and shackles. Where the *crag* did these ponies go?
Nastasia -11: You strike quickly, with no regrets. Ph1r3 has been brought down.
Ph1r3: You are now a spirit, things are a bit different in this form, try and find a way to come back to life
Patachu - 9: You strike quickly with an intense ferocity. Nastasia's cavaties never knew what hit em.
Dimfish - 1 CRITICAL FAILURE: PK ROCKIN. It's too bad you have shite aim. You hit yourself for around 500 damage.
Nastasia - 20: CRITICAL SUCCESS: You call Patachu and Dimfish dicks.
Pfargtl - 13: You possess the Gelderal guard on the next floor. You won't have control but you could probably manage something or another.
Slim - 11: You try to advance further in your Drill Master career however you can't seem to master the flow of the drill.
Simsmagic - 12: You bake cupcakes for everyone, raising everyones spirits. +1 to all rolls next turn.
DarkBlueAce - 18 + 2 = 20 ARTIFICIAL SUCCESS: You strike the Lighwell for about 100 damage per shot, leaving the well in ruins. However you did absorb 39 energy from it.
MatttheSpratt - 2: The Party descends to the next floor facing their next set of enemies
The party arrives at the end of the stair case facing a room filled mostly with Darkness, upon arrival 4 enemies approach you, expecting you since Fluttershy's earlier arrival. They engage the party.
Enemies
Gelderal Guard 50,000/50,000 Light Armor, Subconscious: Pfargtl
Gelderal Guard 50,000/50,000 Light Armor
Magician's Apprentice 20,000/ 20,00 25 Energy, +15 Energy Per Turn
Mechanic 30,000/30,000 Inventory: Drill Charm
PC:
Commander Boreale 1000/1,000
Flavio 950/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape, Haunted: Shutterfly (Scan)
Slim 1,000/1,000 Half Robot, Drill Journeyman
Nastasia 1000/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic
LoafSKZ 405/1,000 Form: Har-Loaf 9,950/ 10,000 1 turns left, Inventory: UnIdentfied Whip, Chest (2)
Flar3 460/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 870/1,000
Simsmagic 550/1,000 Messiah, Haunted: Mr. Sandbag( Can turn into a Sandbag for one turn per battle)
MeowMixer 1,150/1,500 Deaf, 2 dicks, Driving a Smart Car.
Ph1r3 *Spirit*
MattTheSpratt 450/1,000 Inventory: Slim Katana
DarkBlueAce 950/1,000 +1 to Dairy Inventory: Voider Magnum 39 Energy
Popple 950/1,000 Taxedermist, Inventory: Magnetic Cod Piece
Pfargtl *Ghost* Possessing Gelderal Guard 1
Dimfish 450/1,000
Vid Inferno 950/1,000 1 Energy
Patachu 950/950 French
Allies
(Flar3) Good Joe Biden: 4,050/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 to all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 to all sneak rolls made against him), Shit-Stained, Severely Burned
Dead Ponies
Shutterfly
Enemies
Alter Loaf 4,000/4,000 Drunk(Random +/- 5 to rolls) *Non-Existant for 1 turns*
Gelderal Guard 50,000/50,000 Light Armor, Subconscious: Pfargtl
Gelderal Guard 50,000/50,000 Light Armor
Magician's Apprentice 20,000/ 20,00 25 Energy, +15 Energy Per Turn
Mechanic 30,000/30,000 Inventory: Drill Charm
Compendium:
Voider Magnum: +1 to Gun skills, Saps energy from enemies for each hit shot, Can collect an infinite amount of energy, Can only expend energy in one full burst, on SUCCESS! will fire 6 rounds.
>Swipe Drill Charm from the Mechanic
>become the Guard's conscious, therefore becoming it, and return to the battle at hand
> Operation Find Some *crag*ing Ponies in effect.
Seek the Pony Seer Flav-eo for wisdom.
>Punch the Magician's Apprentice in the dick.
Boreale - 12: You summon a Blue Eyes White Dragon he's pretty chill though.
Slim - 3: You attempt to swipe the Drill Charm from the mechanic but he swats you away with a wrench for around 200 damage.
Loaf - 10: You poor your liquid over your whip arm which still covers your body. Har-Loaf seperates. Alter - Loaf has joined the enemy. Alter- Loaf is no longer drunk
Pfargtl-15: You begin the process of breaking down the walls of his consciousness, this may take some time.
Nastasia - 17: Nastasia used Flash! The floor fills up with light. You notice a giant tarp covering something huge in the back areas of the dungeon.
Popple - 2: You use your pony magic to detect any ponies in the area. Your spell is relatively weak and all you notice is that a faint familiar source of power is under the giant tarp.
Maiq - 19: DICK BASH! You charge your fist with ethereal energies, and punch with all your might hitting for roughly 2,500 damage.
DarkBlueAce - 18+2 ARTIFICIAL SUCCESS: The Voider Magnum begins to glow with dairy based energy. You can feel the power rushing through your next shot. You blast the apprentice with 1 shot doing 5,000 damage, and five regular magnum bullets doing an extra 2,000 damage. You collected no energy.
Simsmagic - 12: you fly past the enemy drawing the attention of the pfargtl possessed guard.
Patachu - 4: You draw your claws but then upon reaching in you activate Black Ops hardcore mode, all damage against your allies now reflects.
Enemies:
Alter-Loaf - 10: You punch the real Loaf for 100 damage.
Gelderal Guard 1 - 13: You strike Mr Sandbag for no damage
Gelderal Guard 2 - 14: He slices Maiq in the chest with his lance for 200 damage.
Magicians Apprentice - 19: He channels all 40 energy points into a random magic, he activates the Shields of Heat, a shield of intense hot air surrounds the Apprentice.
Mechanic - 13: The Mechanic activates his Drill Charm surrounding himself in heavy drill armor.
PC:
Commander Boreale 1000/1,000
Flavio 950/1,000 Inventory: Used Heroin Needle (Loaded with Heroin), Stale Chips (Salt & Vinegar), Vanilla Ice Mixtape, Haunted: Shutterfly (Scan)
Slim 800/1,000 Half Robot, Drill Journeyman
Nastasia 1000/1,000 Half Robot, Half Human, Homophobic
LoafSKZ 305/1,000 Inventory: UnIdentfied Whip, Chest (2)
Flar3 460/1,000 Inventory: Cure Ailment Potion (4)uses
Maiq 670/1,000
Simsmagic 550/1,000 Messiah, Haunted: Mr. Sandbag( Can turn into a Sandbag for one turn per battle)
MeowMixer 1,150/1,500 Deaf, 2 dicks, Driving a Smart Car.
Ph1r3 *Spirit*
MattTheSpratt 450/1,000 Inventory: Slim Katana
DarkBlueAce 950/1,000 +1 to Dairy Inventory: Voider Magnum 39 Energy
Popple 950/1,000 Taxedermist, Inventory: Magnetic Cod Piece
Pfargtl *Ghost* Possessing Gelderal Guard 1
Dimfish 450/1,000
Vid Inferno 950/1,000 1 Energy
Patachu 950/950 French
Allies
(Flar3) Good Joe Biden: 4,050/5,000 23/ 30 Energy, "-2 to all long range attack rolls", Aware (-5 to all sneak rolls made against him), Shit-Stained, Severely Burned
(Boreale) Chill Blue Eyes White Dragon 3,000/3,000
Dead Ponies
Shutterfly
Enemies
Alter Loaf 4,000/4,000
Gelderal Guard 50,000/50,000 Light Armor, Subconscious: Pfargtl
Gelderal Guard 50,000/50,000 Light Armor
Magician's Apprentice 10,500/ 20,000 0 Energy, +15 Energy Per Turn Shields of Heat
Mechanic 30,000/30,000 Inventory: Drill Charm Equip: Heavy Drill Armor
Compendium:
Voider Magnum: +1 to Gun skills, Saps energy from enemies for each hit shot, Can collect an infinite amount of energy, Can only expend energy in one full burst, on SUCCESS! will fire 6 rounds.
>Chill Blue Eyes White Dragon: offer mechanic a beer
>Dance around and shit on Flavio's chest enchanting him with my powerful fecal matter
> Lift the tarp to awaken Margmos the 9th Dick Weaver. Greet the elder taxidermist and request tutelage.
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>use item: APPLE PIE
>Continue to break down walls of consciousness
>SLIM SLICE Sorcerers apprentice, unless incoming Void Magnum shot, in which case Attempt To Block Shots with Slim Katana
>Possess Nas
>Listen to the pony's words and preach of them.