obvious attempt to increase tourism. worked for Pisa

couldn't they just, oh i don't know, USE A PRESSURIZED GROUND PUMP? I mean its not like those don't exist in Britain

Shocking ! I wonder if everything will be fine over there in London ! 

"oh it's leaning so slowly, we can wait a year or two to fix that."
that's a terrible attitude to have towards a giant *crag*ing tower which could kill a lot of people if it fell

its only British people, no major loss

The destruction opportunity here is quite dashing if I say so myself

jolly good show

This reminds me of a puzzle.