2 minutes in, so far this is acceptable

5 minutes in, you are slowly evolving/devolving into pbgontronetionist

7 minutes in, wait a second have you been in your *crag*ing pajamas this whole time seriously what the *crag*

I GIVE THIS VIDEO:
TWO WHOPPER JUNIORS OUT OF A WENDY'S PRETZEL BURGER

I want to add a watergun to betalands now. Also this looks very similar to Kirby, and kirby came out two years after this.

pretty cool obscure game