dick

should

asphyxiate

me

easily

however

furries

use

. good work everyone we made a good complete sentence

until

niggers

Drove

a phalice

down

my

white and beautiful daughter

named Terry Crews

furiously

whilst watching a marathon of coronation street

and eating raw chicken from a sack

but then

I asphyxiated

more dicks

using the only resource available to me,

SAND

and so,

glass was invented

; and that's how i lost my medical license.

Thus began

the age of darkness

with the orgasm button

, mankind became so distracted that

millions of gay furries

ejaculated radioactive semen into the president's drink

at night