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2 I'm hoping making another topic will reduce the lag for me, and make things less cluttered. We're continuing from th last page. Rules are the same, 5 requests, and no gif animations please. So I guess from now on, there'll be a new topic every 30 pages. Seems reasonable to me.
>Be Goron Mask
You are now Goron Mask. You lead a mysterious gang called the Invisible Gorons. Why Gorons? Because you are one, of course, and because Gorons are totally cool. You and your gang go around causing trouble and plotting crazy schemes, just for the fun of it. Your greatest enemies are the residents of Bitlands. You often find yourself thinking of ways to get through the mountains, but your plans have failed multiple times.
What will you do?
(goron sorry if i didn't get the character exactly right, I had no references other than the actual goron link)
Replies:
>Goron: Observe latest raid attempt
You observe the latest raid attempt you forgot to put away on the table. The plan was to send 3 teams through the mountains, hoping at least one would make it through. Unfortunetely none of the teams made it through and came back to where they started. You should probably put this away sometime and start making a new plan.
>anybody, your call who: mourn the death of Boreale, who isn't actually dead
>Goron: rip boreal
also
>Goron: Fight the power
>Darkz: Be badass and play PC games all day every day
You are now Darkz. No time for introductions, you've got to get to playing PC games all day right away, and you'll be totally badass doing it too.
darkz: Play Hero Core and spend a full day on ReallyJoel's Dad difficulty.
>Nas: Introduce another character so the story can go no where for another whole topic
Ph1r3 shut up and wait for me to update jesus christ
>this is boring go back to team noir
Team Noir? Your other team members didn't exactly agree to that name, but you guess it's official now.
Holy shit, are you really still in the same spot? Find somewhere else to go!
it'll be fixed next update don't worry
Run around in a circle until you're too dizzy, then move in the direction Slim is facing when he regains composure.
>Get a map of the city
You pick up a free map at Notso's Market. You mark locations on the map you've already been to or already know about. Where will you go now?
(so yeah basically i thought i'd save time by only putting in places we know about/are important. if you guys want to go somewhere new you will have to come up with the place.)
>Go get Darkz to join your team.
You are now at Darkz's house, hoping he will join your team. What will you do?
Yell "THIS IS OPEN PLANE" and kick the door down.
>Knock politely
You knock politely on the door. You patiently wait but nobody answers the door. What will you do now?
>Loaf: Wake up at noon, you lazy twat
>Jack: Kick open the door in a hardboiled and overexaggerated manner.
You kick open the door in a hardboiled and overexaggerated manner. Maybe it wasn't exactly necessary, but at least you got the door open.
>Team: Enter house
You enter the house. No sign of Darkz yet. What will you do now?
Jack: Raid fridge
Slim: Relax on couch like a cool dawg
Nas: Read an intellectual book
Nastasia: Update
>Team: Go upstairs.
There are 4 doors here. Which door will you go through?
(i made one of the walls transparent so you could see, i picked a bad point of view sorry)
Team: check all the rooms
Jack: raid the fridge
>continue the rampant disregard of suggestions and further the plot in the manner you see fit
Team: Check attic
Jack: Piss in corner