REVIEW: [MEH] Disappointment Incarnate
Posted by Lord Crump Jul 06 2010 16:02 GMT in Final Fantasy XIII
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Final Fantasy XIII isn't too great of a game. I probably would not dislike it so much, however, if it wasn't a prime example of wasted potential.

That basically summarizes the game's battle system: wasted potential. On paper, the battle system sounds like the best the series has had yet. A perfect blend of the strategic elements of class Final Fantasy titles and the fast-paced action of other games. And during the first few hours, you really would think that the battle system is the best in the series. So how could it go so wrong? Well, there's a couple of problems with it. First and foremost, the combat becomes repetitive. While one may think the game allows for a ton of strategic depth, the way most of the enemies are structured and the way most of the abilities are designed ruins all of its potential. Bosses will become spamfests, determined by how quickly you can change paradigms and hope for the best. Secondly, not being able to control individual party members is a real detriment. while it may work in a game like Mass Effect, 2 where the level design matters as much as the enemies you are fighting, for a game like Final Fantasy XIII, in which the outcome of a battle depends purely on your combat choices, it only hinders the experience.

As for what was mentioned in the beginning of this review, that also summarizes the story: wasted potential. The underlying lore, setting, and atmosphere of the game, in theory, compose great fodder for a story to be told. However, unfortunately, the execution of the story-telling is just plain terrible. Many of the character sound like broken record players; repeating the same spiel over, and over, and over again. The most notable offenders are Hope (Mr. "I don't think I'm strong enough/I'm gonna KILL that Snow") and Snow (Mr. "We're the heroes! Never give up!"). The rest of the crew, Vanille, Lightning, and Fang, are incredibly one-dimensional with no real depth; the only character with any real depth and memorable personality traits is Sazh. And it says alot about a game if the most memorable character is a middle-aged man with a baby bird living in his 'fro.

Finally, the music isn't that great, either. While some of it is good, such as the battle themes, alot of it devolves in to cheesy J-Pop. *crag*, the worst offender is the chocobo theme; they gave it *crag*ing lyrics. You don't give lyrics to the chocobo theme. You just plain don't.

So yeah, ultimately, I'd call this game more "disappointing" than "bad." If you're a die-hard fan of the series, you should probably get it, but be wary. If you're not a member of the FF fanbase, well, this game definitely isn't going to convert you.


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>We're the heroes! Never give up!
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Reply by ©na Jul 06 2010 16:04 GMT
It's a shame, because I was somewhat fascinated when I heard the general story of this game before it came out. I like Final Fantasy, but since FFX, I've had no good experiences with the series. I didn't bother with XI, but I tried XII, and it's easily my least favorite in the entire series; it literally drains my essence playing it. Unbearable. But that's my experience with it. I'm not going to get Final Fantasy XIV Online, because I'll have other online games to play like Diablo III, so I can only hope for the best with Final Fantasy XV. I'll be waiting a while.
Reply by iKatz Jul 06 2010 18:00 GMT
Of course it's a disappointment. It's FF!
Reply by darkz Jul 07 2010 12:40 GMT
rip boreal
Reply by darkz Jul 07 2010 12:42 GMT
Hey Sazh is a badass don't make fun of his Frocobo. And don't complain about Hope; After he fails to kill Snow he becomes a badass. And don't whine about Vanille; Sazh and Fang make her tolerable. And don't bitch about the Nautilus; It was like the only part of the game you could talk to people under normal circumstances, and even then it was short as hell. And don't whine about Snow, he punches things. And don't ever *crag* with the Chocobo song ever. Or the smiling sheep. You also forgot to point out how linear the damn thing is, and you forgot to tell how pretty the graphics are (They probably are the best graphics for any game ever made). Your review gets a 3/10 because you dissed the Frocobo and criticized the wrong things.
Reply by Tails Doll Jul 19 2010 17:01 GMT
I quite liked Sazh and his Frocobo; however, it's still very strange that a man with a little bird living in his hair turns out to be a far better-developed character than any of the more "serious" ones. I didn't really go in to the linearity because every other reviewer complains about that and it's pretty much a given.
Reply by Lord Crump Jul 19 2010 17:56 GMT
Oh. Well then I agree fully with your review. Sazh is a badass, though, like Barret.
Reply by Tails Doll Jul 20 2010 04:37 GMT

I can't wait for this game to come out

Reply by Monocleton Jan 09 2013 08:35 GMT
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