REVIEW: [MEH] Only the Greatest Game Ever.
Posted by sims Oct 08 2010 03:32 GMT in Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I
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I'd like to point out that this is the iPhone version because I'm too goddamned impatient to wait for any better release. Besides, I'm not focusing too much on the controls anyway.

 

First of all, let's start with Sonic 4's wonderful innovations.

It's *crag*ing Casino Night Zone

 

This is Casino Street Zone. Obviously the most unique level in the game. Not modeled after any other level, no siree this is 100% original bullshit we have here.

 

The music is nothing short of amazing. Listen to this shit:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo_ENChT5FI

 

Golden. Greatest ingame music to ever exist.

 

Design? Only the best to ever exist. Sure you hold right alot and the game pretty much directs your movement at all times leaving you hardly any freewill but it looks so damn cool while it does it. It's like "Shit we know you're bored but look at all this shiny shit isn't this game awesome" and obviously it is if you haven't caught on by now.

 

Buy this shit because even though it's ugly and a ripoff of Sonic 2 and the music sucks and the design is practically nonexistant it's Sonic 4 *crag*ers therefore it's worth it.


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completely accurate review
10/10
Reply by Nastasia Oct 08 2010 03:36 GMT
Sonic's movement is *crag*ing terrible
Err, I mean, best movement animations ever!
Reply by ©na Oct 08 2010 03:46 GMT
omg this game looks so cool yaaaaay
Reply by Fallen Shade Oct 08 2010 14:17 GMT
shinnnneeeyyyyyy
Reply by Super-Claus Oct 08 2010 18:54 GMT
*crag*.
This.
Game.
Reply by MattTheSpratt Oct 08 2010 20:07 GMT

"Design? Only the best to ever exist. Sure you hold right alot and the game pretty much directs your movement at all times leaving you hardly any freewill but it looks so damn cool while it does it. It's like "Shit we know you're bored but look at all this shiny shit isn't this game awesome" and obviously it is if you haven't caught on by now."

it's funny because all sonic games are like this. like, seriously. have you never played a sonic game before?

does this one have blast processing?

Reply by Hooly Oct 08 2010 20:36 GMT

You bet your sweet candy ass it does

Reply by sims Oct 08 2010 20:57 GMT

"Design? Only the best to ever exist. Sure you hold right alot and the game pretty much directs your movement at all times leaving you hardly any freewill but it looks so damn cool while it does it. It's like "Shit we know you're bored but look at all this shiny shit isn't this game awesome" and obviously it is if you haven't caught on by now."

welcome to every sonic game.

Reply by mariooooo Oct 08 2010 21:27 GMT

I bet Episode 2 will have Silver and that raccoon thing from the second DS game onscreen at all times.

Reply by a hipster goblin Oct 09 2010 04:55 GMT
Whoa
It's you
How ya been man
You've been gone since like, forever ago dude
Episode 2 also better have Big in it.
Reply by ©na Oct 09 2010 05:58 GMT
i went and bought it.
it's actually like. one of the old games :O
if that sounds good to you, go buy it or wait till it's out on whatever console you own.
Reply by Hooly Oct 09 2010 13:57 GMT
wtf SA where've you been i thought you died
Reply by Nastasia Oct 09 2010 15:39 GMT
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