Muscle March Message Board

This week's Nintendo Channel update has been pumped up beyond all recognition, and not because there's a bunch of new stuff to look at. In fact, there's really not that much at all, save for some new No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle teasers; however, the inclusion of a brief Muscle March info trailer is enough for us to question whether or not this week's update is on some kind of performance-enhancing drug. We've contacted the appropriate authorities, but in the meanwhile, head past the break for this week's content.

SANTA CLARA, Calif., (Jan. 18, 2010) – Leading video game publisher and developer NAMCO BANDAI Games America Inc. today announced that MUSCLE MARCH™ is now available for download on Nintendo’s WiiWare™ service for 500 Wii Points™. Delivering an experience like no other, MUSCLE MARCH gives players the opportunity to step into form-fitting briefs as [...]

Today is probably the best day for DSiWare since the system launched. Four games arrive on the service, two of which we can honestly call "anticipated," and one of which we probably would have anticipated had we known it was coming. Capcom's cool DSiWare Dark Void prequel arrives just in time to help promote its big-system counterpart, and it's joined by a DSiWare release of a once-Europe-exclusive game and a new Q-Games release. And all of that awesome DSiWare content is going to be overshadowed by Muscle March on WiiWare.

This had to be one of the weirdest games for the ESRB to rate…ever. I bet they’re having a ball with this digital download stuff! Thanks to Johnn4 for the heads up! Platform: Wii Rating: Everyone 10+ Content descriptors: Comic Mischief Rating summary: Bodybuilders dressed in super-tight Speedos chase down a “protein thief” through cities, villages, [...]