MattTheSpratt older than one year ago

Alternate title: Fils-Aimes shitting himself upon discovering that video games can be bought used.

As in "outmoded rules and cheapo plastic dice" old. I'm pretty sure it's 1.0 edition.

Almost exactly like the contents of the pic, except for the following differences:

• All-yellow dice
• Expert rulebook
• Dungeon Module B2
• Unused Player Character Record Sheets

Anyone got any sort of reference to its' value? I'm considering auctioning it off.

Jesus, this is mad.

EDIT: Oh, and not just Lion King it would seem.

WHERE IS HE GOING NOOOOOOOOOW

COME BAAAAAAACK

NOOOOOO COME BAAAAAAAa-

UP DOWN UP DOWN POW POW POW

This is bad. This is beyond bad, this is serious shit.

Spread the word, sign the petition, just do whatever you can.

Dear Grandbaby,
I am having a(n) Naughty time at camp. The counselour is Colourful and the food is Glorious. I met Slim and we became *crag*-Like friends. Unfortunately, Slim is Vigorous and I Bustedmy Bladder so we couldn`t go Haberdashing like everybody else. I need more Cathedralsand a Dixck sharpener, so please Sexily Slaughtered more when you Penetrated back.
Your Relativity,
MattTheSpratt

MattTheSpratt says:

*second noun wins go

cookies and milk says:

*penis

frooty_pepplez@yourafaggot.com (E-mail address not verified) says:

*dixck

MattTheSpratt says:

*dixck it is.

frooty_pepplez@yourafaggot.com (E-mail address not verified) says:

*YEEEEEEEEAH

cookies and milk says:

*lol

MattTheSpratt says:

*that's going in the goron can't spell thread

frooty_pepplez@yourafaggot.com (E-mail address not verified) says:

*alright

I smell fad, but best *crag*ing fad ever it shall be.

It's missing a few cards, but it's got extras as well. :U

It has only one Ace (Hearts), is missing a King of Hearts and has no fives to speak of.

In their place, it has seven Jacks (the extras are Hearts, Spades and Diamonds), five sevens (an extra club), six twos (extra club and diamond) and three jokers (one black, two red).

...we should invent a card game using just these.

Pic almost unrelated.

also youtub has HD embed now

DISREGARD I SUCK COCKS

I'm dead serious.

He's trying to patch it up with nonsense about "relationships" and "consensual".

You're probably thinking what I'm thinking.

See if you can spot what's actually going on.

o_O;

Yes.

Or How I Still Love Toy Story.

Verse 1

Drumsticks, drumsticks, ddrruummssttiicckkss, drmstcks cake mix

Drumsticks, cake mix, cake mix, drumsticks, cake sticks, drum mix

t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t lemon, apple, lemon, apple, lemon lemon lemon, appl-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-le

Olive oil (x2)

Green grapes, purple grapes, purple grapes, hot grapes, chicken grapes, hot chicks

Green pretzel-dog soup.

Chorus

Real foo-ood (like toy food but is real)

Real foo-ood (not toy food do eat)

Real food do not eat toy food eat real food d-d-d-d-dddddddddddd (sweet pea)

Verse 2

Salt and salt and salt and french fries, garlic fries, bananas

Red pepper, green pepper, red pepper, salt and pepper

Turkey chunks, chicken chunks, turkey chunks, tuna chunks,

Tuna chunks, chicken chunks, turkey chunks, chicken chunks, tuna chunks, turkey chunks, *crag*-*crag*

Chorus

Toy foo-ood (like real food but is not real food eat *clap* eat *clap* eat *clap*)

Hamburger (x8)

Hamburger (x40, sing to the Sonic drowning theme)

Helper.

Verse 3

Green beans, orange beans, purple beans, spaghetti, spaghetti, spagheeeeeeeeeeeeetti

Baguugab, potatop chihc, Tomamot souos, piccip, cookooc, Nibbin, miim, red penis meat.

Chorus

Toy foo-ood (like real food but is penis)

Oo-oo-oo--oo-oo-oO

(eat toy food, proceed to dance like an ill person)

Spaghetti.