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My brother just set fire to my house

Posted by Slim Aug 29 2010 03:01 GMT

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He left a towel on a *crag*ing lamp and now half the house is full of smoke

I take it the computer wasn't caught in the fire?

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Piss it out

so what's the deal with Deadly Premonition? Fill flav in on this shit.

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Aug 28 2010 18:50 GMT in Deadly Premonition

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Wow you seriously don't know?

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This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OUP_Z3iZPs

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Oh shit, I'm doing this.

Posted by Popple Aug 28 2010 22:39 GMT

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wired.co.uk

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Yes. YES.

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oh god dem cosplayerz

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Aug 28 2010 18:40 GMT

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oh that rocco
Can't wait for the next cosplayerz video

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YESSSSSSS! You be trolling guys.

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DAT GRUNTZ

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Aug 28 2010 19:21 GMT

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Featuring Superswimming and Cutscene skipping, which Gruntz discovered forever ago and never published until now apparently.

beautiful

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I await for when grunz finishes making the rest of this

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Posted by Slim Aug 28 2010 17:57 GMT

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Counting 3

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Danes Won't Get EA Sports MMA Thanks To Energy Drink Ad Ban

Posted by Kotaku Aug 28 2010 18:00 GMT in MMA

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computerandvideogames.com

#shockolate Denmark bans the advertisement of energy drinks, I guess because they provide gratuitous amounts of energy or something. What's that got to do with video games? Well, EA Sports MMA is shot through with energy drink ads. More »

MADE WITH PENIS

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REAL PENIS

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Video: What if Call of Duty was a Pokemon game?

Posted by Joystiq Aug 27 2010 03:30 GMT in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

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The problem with Pokemon is that it's pretty embarrassing to tell people you play it, especially if you're over the age of 13 -- just ask Griffin. They're great games, don't get us wrong. It's just that we're adults, with actual utility bills and Netflix memberships, and alive and breathing significant others. We can't risk losing all of that.

That's why we want to draw your attention to this Call of Duty and Pokemon mash-up clip, available just past the break. By incorporating the two, we can maintain our adult facade, while enjoying the deep and robust RPG experience Nintendo's line of games offers without all the kiddie stuff. It's the best of both worlds!

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language

don't do this to me joystiq
don't do this

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quit bitching about my bitching

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What Was Your First Game?

Posted by Kotaku Aug 28 2010 05:00 GMT in Gaming News

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kotaku.com

#tellusdammit Oh, hello there! Would you like to talk? Let's talk. It's Friday. Time for Tell Us Dammit. More »

Yoshi's Island

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HALO: COMBAT EVOLVED!

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Sam & Max, Team Fortress 2, Penny Arcade and Strong Bad, Together At Last

Posted by Kotaku Aug 28 2010 05:10 GMT in Team Fortress 2

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#clips Telltale, the team behind the new Sam & Max and Monkey Island series, have a new game on the way. One that's teasing a crossover of epic proportions. More »

Too bad it's likely just going to be a sequel/spin-off to Telltale's poker game

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aww gay it looks like they're holding cards

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Francis install this on the site cbox is like a *crag*ing Amish compared to this shit.

Posted by Popple Aug 28 2010 05:02 GMT

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mibbit.com

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You can totally customize dat box and shit.

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This shit's amazing. The fabulous Prince better go all the way.

Posted by Lord Crump Aug 25 2010 12:36 GMT in America's Got Talent

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for some reason he reminds me of kefka

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It's a really *crag*ing awesome name

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New Grow puzzle. Shit is pretty intense.

Posted by Popple Aug 28 2010 00:32 GMT

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shingakunet.com

Best I've managed is 7,6,2,1,4,2, and 7
This is fun

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3,0,0,0,2,1,2 DID I WIN? I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ONNNNNN ;-;

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NHL Slapshot - ‘Pee-wees to Pros footage’

Posted by GoNintendo Aug 27 2010 18:37 GMT in Nintendo Stuff

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WHAT THE *CRAG* GONINTENDO NOBODY LIKES NHL FRANCIS GET RID OF IT I THINK I HAVE A QUANTUM SIZED DONG IN MY ANUS AND IT'S MAKING ME CRY

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yes

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Rune Factory 3 - boxart

Posted by GoNintendo Aug 27 2010 18:43 GMT in Rune Factory 3

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gonintendo.com

EWWW GONINTENDO NOBODY LIKES THIS WHY DO YOU POST THIS POINTLESS BITCHING UGH WE SHOULD REMOVE NEWSFEEDS BECAUSE THEY DON'T SHIT OUT EVERYTHING WERE ABOUT BAAAAW I WANT THE OLD FORUM BACK

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a typical weeaboo boxart.

sigh

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You Thought You'd Never See Pokemon's Ash And Pikachu Again?

Posted by Kotaku Aug 27 2010 10:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#clips Ha! Ha Ha! You were wrong! The duo will be appearing in the upcoming anime, Pokemon: Best Wishes! More »

DAT EYES

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google translator then.

also Vid Isshu is obviously Manhatten.

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Pikachu sure is looking god tier these days

Posted by Fallen Shade Aug 27 2010 17:32 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Melee

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melee fagachu is not as godly as the original though.

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Dr. Mario is the best no matter what anyone says.
Also Link.

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Hunted: The Demon's Forge: I've Seen This Before

Posted by Kotaku Aug 27 2010 18:30 GMT in Hunted: The Demon's Forge

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#gamescom2010 You may want me as a coop partner in Hunted: The Demon's Forge, because on day one, I'll be very familiar with the dungeon crawler's cooperative combat and puzzle solving. More »

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UGH KOTAKU WHY YOU SO GONINTENDO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M A FAG

When did Francis add jQuery tools to the website.

Posted by FrozenWinters Aug 27 2010 18:06 GMT

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Parties.

Posted by Popple Aug 27 2010 13:13 GMT

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seattle.craigslist.org

oh boy sex with hideous and awkward fat chicks, how exciting

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Oh yeah, how could I forget about all those obese fatties running around in their lucky star costumes looking for people to penetrate all those layers of fat with 3 inches of glory, there will be plenty of that indeed.

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Hey I didnt know Francis was in Metroid Other M

Posted by Super-Claus Aug 27 2010 12:49 GMT

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digitalchumps.com

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You must watch this teaser video for a Mega Man game you'll never play

Posted by Joystiq Aug 26 2010 15:45 GMT in Gaming News

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Rockman Online is a side-scrolling online game that mashes up the Mega Man and Mega Man X worlds. It's also only being released in South Korea. Luckily, then, this anime-style teaser video is cool enough for us to enjoy as a standalone work, because for us, it might as well be!

Awww why you gotta break my heart Capcom. Especially with a teaser like that...what the *crag* man

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Someone is going to find a way into it.
It's an inevitability at this point.
My guess? Private servers.

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That tears it.

Posted by Maiq the Liar Aug 27 2010 04:43 GMT

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After seeing this, there is simply no way I'm not renewing my account for Cataclysm.

I don't care if I become a soulless husk from it either.

people still play wow?

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no shit darkz
also why play Cataclysm when Guild Wars 2 is going to be amazing

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this is rocco botte

Posted by darkz Aug 25 2010 20:39 GMT

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he is the best

YEAH *pump fist*

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3T5Q99r1_c

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if i am ever in a band its name will be

Posted by darkz Aug 26 2010 00:48 GMT

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hijos de putas

which is spanish for sons of bitches

Your band will be named Gay Mexican and you will enjoy it.

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"¡Ay Dios mio!"

"¡Hijos de putas!"

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TWO PERSPECTIVES

Posted by Slim Aug 26 2010 03:33 GMT

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YES!

Dude they showed that in the first trailer back in like *crag*ing 2009.

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wait
it comes out next week?

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Let Captain Snoop co-pilot your personal automotive vehicle.

Posted by Popple Aug 26 2010 06:49 GMT

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amazing and want

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Game soundtracks: Who makes your favorites?

Posted by Maiq the Liar Aug 26 2010 07:31 GMT in M'aigs Super Fun House

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I figure I'd post this because I've been listening to quite a bit of game music lately.

I'd like to hear some opinions: which game companies do you think make the best music? Which games have some of the greatest music you've ever heard?

Personally, I've always loved the music Rare makes. From the old Donkey Kong Country games (Mining Melancholy and Stickerbush Symphony *crag* yeah) to more recent games such as Viva Pinata and Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts n' Bolts, their music has always felt incredibly epic in one way or another.

Another company on my top list is obviously HAL. I seriously love the *crag*ing music in Kirby games.

Also a favorite would have to be the folks at Nintendo for the Super Mario Galaxy/Metroid Prime soundtracks. (though I still hate 90% of the New Super Mario Bros music because of that stupid *crag*ing "BUH-BUH-BUH" noise)

After hearing some of the music from the upcoming World of Warcraft: Cataclysm expansion, I can certainly say that Blizzard has also earned a place on my list of god-tier music.

Other favorites of mine include Namco and Konami, more on that later probably.

Maybe I'll post some links to favorite examples later. Feel free to post some of your favorite songs and the like.

From years of listening to in game osts I can probably say I have the hugest hard-on from listening to anything capcom shits out(a few of the best were remixes however). Music from RARE, Nintendo, and SEGA are also really *crag*ing good, and then theres a few games outside of those main companies where I like the specific OST for that game but don't give a shit for anything else the company makes like Bomberman 64's soundtrack and The World is Not Enough.

But for the most part I'm usually all over any sort of in-game music orchestration that I can get rip off off of youtube, I can probably flood this entire *crag*ing forum with tracks that've rubbed me the right way, trust me I'm not that picky about it, but instead I'll stick to a few that either blew my god damn mind or were simply just amazing.

MM10: Solar Man stage theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Oj2rYq-Q5Y

MM10: Enker stage theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWIyMzmbhhA

MM10: Punk stage theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdcHN9TSyIw

Bionic Cammando Rearmed: Heatwave(*CRAG* YEAH)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfy8CEd_50w

Bionic Cammando Rearmed: Main Theme(*CRAG* YEAH)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6th_wyfdu1Q

F-Zero Expansion Kit: Rainbow Road(Creamed my panties like a school girl)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vNjzrkPMUw

Sonic Advenure: Red Hot Skull(This was always seem kinda overlooked, but then again it's Sonic)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzorhmaOstI

DKC2: Flight of the Zingers(Bees)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feoFZIRuic0

DKC2: King K Rool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_RnUZf9n4

DMC1: Sparda Battle theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_tL_x1sMB4

I think you get the point here.

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Goron you are either the greatest or most pathetic person alive.
I love you.
No homo.

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rage thread redux

Posted by Twytch Aug 25 2010 23:35 GMT

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"I'M NOT THE RECEPTIONIST, I'M NOT ANSWERING THE PHONE IF IT'S NOT FOR ME WHEN THERE'S 3 ABLE BODIED PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE CAUSE IT'S NOT MY JOB AND I'VE DONE SO MUCH ALREADY ANSWERING A GODDAMN PHONE WOULD KILL ME"

HEY BITCH, FIRST OFF YOU HAVE BOTH THE PHONES AND SECONDLY YOU'RE BEING A *CRAG*ING CHILD. YOU'RE PISSED OFF THAT MAYBE YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF AND YOU THINK YOU'RE ENTITLED TO SPECIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE BILLS STOPPED GETTING PAID AND EVERYONE STOPPED WORKING BECAUSE IT HAS TO DO WITH OTHER PEOPLE? THE ENTIRE TIME YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TO MY DAD YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT BITCH AND MOAN CONSTANTLY YET YOU LACK THE GODDAMN PARENTING SKILLS TO EVEN TALK TO US. NICE JOB DROPPING EVERYTHING WHEN YOUR LITTLE WHITE TRASH MIDWEST WORLD COMES CRASHING DOWN, BY THE WAY HAVING *CRAG*ING EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE BE LOW CALORIE LOW FAT *CRAG*ING DIET FOOD BECAUSE "YOU'LL EAT IT IF IT'S THERE SO WE SHOULDN'T GET IT" (ACTUAL WORDS) DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH THE OTHER 75% OF THE HOUSE. A) THAT STUFF TASTES LIKE SHIT B) IF IT'S THERE AND YOU'RE ON A DIET, GET SOME *CRAG*ING SELF CONTROL AND DON'T EAT IT C) *CRAG* YOU TO HELL

you should buy like 50 packs of oreos and just line them all up against the walls

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hmm...

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