Of all the gags in Shadows of the Damned, the biggest may be that it's rated "M for Mature." Believe me, Shadows of the Damned is anything but. Over the course of its narrative, I have wielded a weapon called the "Hot Boner," shoved any number of revolting things into a wailing infant's mouth and sprinted across a giant, mostly-naked woman's body (including a breast roughly the size of a gazebo). And the dick jokes -- so many dick jokes.

In short, Shadows of the Damned is insensitive, puerile, gross, incredibly profane and ... kind of wonderful.