REVIEW: [GREAT!] Look at thisssss--sneaking into george's secrets. Heavy risk, but the priiiize...

George of the Jungle Searches for secret is a great game, it is a great game because georde of the Jungle was my fagorite movie ever.
The game beging on the shores of Normandy, where George, who recently escaped from the jungle is trying to defeat Hitler and his army of robots. On his journey of self discovery George meets familiar characters that fans will recognize, like that one monkey, and that girl, and the trees are there to help.
The game boasts severel unique features such as the ability to pick up trees and use them as weapons, and dangle your privates in front of enemies to distract hem while the monkey goes in for the kill. among the powers you unlock there are several nifty and cool powers, like eventually girl gets shot and george gets mad and chokes a bitch and then gets depressed and that's when you need to start using the money you collected to buy cigareetes and other various drugs because George needs his fix to keep himself from becoming suicidal. It is at this point in the game where the game becomes more challenging.
After girl died from Hitler's parade of evil robots, george straps a *crag*ton of C4 to his chest which is set to explode when he gets to crying like a little bitch. If you play the game right you can get george out of this state forever by helping him discover what hookers are. wqhen you confront hitler in his flying castle he begins yelling at you in german and then monkey tells you to shut him up so you do by punching him off the castle into the abyss below, which is my favorite reference to a movie: Jackie Chan's Adventures. When George takes control of the castle he uses it to fly to africa, because his mission is not complete
When George gets to Africa he crashes the castle in to the rainforest, destroying it(which cleverly sets up the plot for the blockbuster hit "Ferngully") and he apologizes to all the people but wonders why they lived in the rainforest when all that lives there are evil things like snakes. After that George gets picked up by a giant eagle who takes him to the Mountain of Destiny where he is told that in order to stop Obama bin Laden he needs to travel north and desecrate at least 12 campfires along the way which is where the clever use of typical fetch quest mechanics comes into play, I didn't even realize it until a few minutes ago.
Once the butter and sugar is creamed together, mix in the vanilla and eggs. Don't beat it together, you don't want it to be frothy. This will make your chocolate chip cookies spongy instead of chewy and moist.
The game takes a dramatic turn when you reach Saudi arabia because George learns about his past and becomes a super saiyan. this part of the game was really easy and it's the reason I'm not giving it a 10 out of 10.
After george defeats obama's health care he proceeds to America where the climax of the game happens, he kidnaps an ethiopian child and climbs the empire state building, where he sadly meets his demise at the hands of monkey's cousin donkey, who was mad because monkey died when the castle exploded.
This game taught me what it meant to love and also that monster truck rallies are very bad things, after this I know I won't be going to one ever again.


I give this game a solid 8.13 out of 9 and you should buy it


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oh I forgot screenshots

Reply by Maiq the Liar Jul 06 2011 03:51 GMT
why is this the top of the feed
Reply by Super-Claus Dec 12 2013 22:56 GMT
why isn't it
Reply by Ignorant Dec 12 2013 23:01 GMT
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