Look, sometimes the traditional justice systems a the world just can't pillage it done. Some kerfuffles require alternative forms a arbitration -- like, for instance, the recent trademark dispute between Mojang 'n Bethesda over the former's upcoming game, Scrolls. Notch from Mojang has an interesting suggestion for solving the dispute once 'n for all: "I challenge Bethesda t' a game a Quake 3," he said in his blog earlier today.

"Three a our best warriors against three a yer best warriors," Notch added. "We select one level, ye select the other, we randomize the order. 20 minute matches, highest total frag count per team across both levels wins." The stakes for this contest would be fairly high, as Notch added, "If we win, ye drop the lawsuit. If ye win, we will change the name a Scrolls t' something ye're fine with."
In related news, we've been sitting here for like, an hour, trying t' turn this whole scenario into a parody song a Charlie Daniels' "The Devil Went Down t' Georgia." Our two hang-ups be that we be not comfortable characterizing either party as Satan, 'n also that we be just not Weird Al-clever.