We're not sure what's more unlikely, the prospect of a Bastion themed wedding, or that Supergiant Games would actually record lines of dialogue exclusively for the ceremony. And yet, it turns out both things actually happened, as one Jay Greschner managed to get his wedding narrated by Rucks himself, Logan Cunningham.

The lines were written by Supergiant's Greg Kasavin and recorded by Cunningham. According to Greschner, the surprise "floored" his bride as her wedding was narrated in real time with lines like "You ain't likely to find a nicer couple than Mr. and Mrs. Greschner." Of course, reading the lines is nothing compared to hearing them. Head over to Ars Technica for the full experience.