#mariokart I swear I'm gonna murder Toad. I hate everything about him—his stupid smurfy hat, his dumb little smile, his goofy, perky body language. I despise his goddam Marge Simpson voice, and the way he yells "Rabo!" But most of all, I hate the way the little *crag*er keeps nailing me with blue shells in Mario Kart 7 and snatching my lead away. More »