I sort of love it when game trailers have zero context. For instance, I’m sure there’s a story-based reason full of love, loss, and QTE-based hugs for Connor’s sudden ability to captain a warship, but this quick glimpse makes it look like he simply stole someone’s clothes, strolled aboard, and started barking orders. I wish I could do that. I need more clothes. Also, a boat. At any rate, Assassin’s Creed III is blending high-seas shenanigans with its trademark brand of biffstabs, but don’t take my word for it. I tell only lies. See (note the merciful lack of an ocean pun here) for yourself after the break.

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