Craig was sent into the heart of Ubisoft to bring back this Assassin’s Creed 3 report, dead or alive.

I love Assassin’s Creed, but it’s a series begging for some tight editing. Scratch that, it’s series that needs someone sat at the developer’s offices wearing a giant listening device that points in every direction. This person will have a buzzer to press anytime a developer strays away from the two-storey high blackboard drawing of an assassin stabbing people. “I had a great idea! Ezio could be a property manager – ” *BUZZ!*. “So I’m taking this to Jade: what if we had first-person puzz – ” *BUZZ! BUZZ!*. “Hey everybody, let’s add in naval bat – !” *BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!*(more…)