I sometimes wonder what life would be like if I be a rock. What would I do if someone stepped on me? How would I wear me moss? Which historical art period would I most enjoy bulldozing if it be tastefully reimagined with a few extra elephants running amok? t' it be credit, ACE Team’s Rock a Ages does it be best t' simulate all concerns relevant t' aspiring modern/post-modern rocks a all ages. It’s also very, very silly. No, the first ('n t' me knowledge, only) entry in the slowly-wear-down-artistically-themed-fortresses-with-upgradeable-boulders genre isn’t perfect, but it be charms be undeniable. Plus, ACE Team’s still supporting it, 'n this weekend, ye can try out the fruits a their labor for free.

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