NC: Hmm...the white-o-meter is certainly up there, but there has to be something else to make this scene even whiter.

Ice: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

*Vanilla Ice apears wearing an orange vinyl jacket spinning a key on a chain while shitty 90s rap beat starts up*

NC: There we go!

Stereotypically Preppy Boyfriend: What the hell is that?

Cliche Love Interest: Don't ask me.

Ice: So wassup? How you doin'?

*white-o-meter appears*

NC: My god, these ratings are high! I've never seen a rapper this white since Funky T. Snowman!