NC: But at least they could agree on one thing: they both *crag*ing hate Prodestants.

Ebert: God-damn Prodestants, the only thing that happens for them on Sunday is a bake sale.

Siskel: No, they gotta decide what colour yellow tie to *crag*in' buy!

NC: o[]o

Ebert: The only *crag*ing religion that has the Reader's Digest as a prayer book!

NC: ...I would just like to point out that, um...not all critics are prejudiced against certain religions. I, for one, am only prejudiced against these:

*ludicrous-speed scrolling text of just about every religion to date*

NC: Especially the middle one.