Verse 1

Drumsticks, drumsticks, ddrruummssttiicckkss, drmstcks cake mix

Drumsticks, cake mix, cake mix, drumsticks, cake sticks, drum mix

t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t lemon, apple, lemon, apple, lemon lemon lemon, appl-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-le

Olive oil (x2)

Green grapes, purple grapes, purple grapes, hot grapes, chicken grapes, hot chicks

Green pretzel-dog soup.

Chorus

Real foo-ood (like toy food but is real)

Real foo-ood (not toy food do eat)

Real food do not eat toy food eat real food d-d-d-d-dddddddddddd (sweet pea)

Verse 2

Salt and salt and salt and french fries, garlic fries, bananas

Red pepper, green pepper, red pepper, salt and pepper

Turkey chunks, chicken chunks, turkey chunks, tuna chunks,

Tuna chunks, chicken chunks, turkey chunks, chicken chunks, tuna chunks, turkey chunks, *crag*-*crag*

Chorus

Toy foo-ood (like real food but is not real food eat *clap* eat *clap* eat *clap*)

Hamburger (x8)

Hamburger (x40, sing to the Sonic drowning theme)

Helper.

Verse 3

Green beans, orange beans, purple beans, spaghetti, spaghetti, spagheeeeeeeeeeeeetti

Baguugab, potatop chihc, Tomamot souos, piccip, cookooc, Nibbin, miim, red penis meat.

Chorus

Toy foo-ood (like real food but is penis)

Oo-oo-oo--oo-oo-oO

(eat toy food, proceed to dance like an ill person)

Spaghetti.