lol

this *crag*er better not live in texas
if he does i will get my banjo, hunt him down, and i will kick his ass with it

lol he just deactivated his account

If he does, we should meet up and take turns beating the shit out of him.

yeah

wait no, he'll be coming to us
i hope francis comes back to protect us

This reminds me of my 8th grade year in study hall, there were douchebags we hated severely who would always start shit with us for no particular reason. One of these dbags liked to go hunting so a friend of mine made up some absurd cult about fornicating with deceased animals and carving the number of the beast into the side of it's body after we came into them. Everytime they bothered us from that day forward we'd always mention something about having sex with dead animals or eating raw fleash and a bunch of other radical BS we could come up with, most of the time the group relied on me to speak up for them because at the time I always could play a serious face on any particular event or scenario and be taken completely serious no matter how ridiculous the claims were.

In the end we pissed off an entire study hall, got everyone assigned seats with our shenigans, and got them to *crag* off. A successful brigade acomplished.

this reminds me of one day in the fifth grade, when we saw the class pet have babies, and then we were like WHERED THEY COME FROM and the teacher was like"ask your parents, then in class the next day the hamsters were going at it and then one of my classmates was all like "OH NO JEREMY IS ATTACKING ROSA" and then the teacher put a cloth over the cage so we couldnt see anymore animal porn. that was a day to be remembered.

>WHERED THEY COME FROM

"Jeremy's dick."

that's the answer i'd give if i was a teacher