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2 I be hoping making another topic will reduce the lag for me, 'n make things less cluttered. we be continuing from th last page. Rules be the same, 5 requests, 'n no gif animations please. So I guess from now on, there'll be a new topic every 30 pages. Seems reasonable t' me.
>Be Goron Mask
ye be now Goron Mask. ye lead a mysterious gang called the Invisible Gorons. Why Gorons? Because ye be one, a course, 'n because Gorons be totally cool. ye 'n yer gang go around causing trouble 'n plotting crazy schemes, just for the fun a it. yer greatest enemies be the residents a Bitlands. ye often find yourself thinking a ways t' pillage through the mountains, but yer plans have failed multiple times.
What will ye do?
(goron sorry if i didn't pillage the character exactly right, I had no references other than the actual goron link)
Replies:
>Goron: Observe latest raid attempt
ye observe the latest raid attempt ye forgot t' put away on the table. The plan be t' send 3 teams through the mountains, hoping at least one would make it through. Unfortunetely none a the teams made it through 'n came back t' where they started. ye best probably put this away sometime 'n start making a new plan.
>anybody, yer call who: mourn the death a Boreale, who isn't actually dead
>Goron: rip boreal
also
>Goron: Fight the power
>Darkz: Be badass 'n play PC games all day every day
ye be now Darkz. No time for introductions, ye've got t' pillage t' playing PC games all day right away, 'n ye'll be totally badass doing it too.
darkz: Play Hero Core 'n spend a full day on ReallyJoel's Dad difficulty.
>Nas: Introduce another character so the story can go no where for another whole topic
Ph1r3 shut up 'n wait for me t' update jesus christ
>this be boring go back t' team noir
Team Noir? yer other team crew didn't exactly agree t' that name, but ye guess it be official now.
Holy shit, be ye really still in the same spot? Find somewhere else t' go!
it'll be fixed next update don't worry
Run around in a circle until ye're too dizzy, then move in the direction Slim be facing when he regains composure.
>pillage a map a the city
ye pick up a free map at Notso's Market. ye mark locations on the map ye've already been t' or already know about. Where will ye go now?
(so yeah basically i thought i'd save time by only putting in places we know about/be important. if ye lads want t' go somewhere new ye will have t' come up with the place.)
>Go pillage Darkz t' join yer team.
ye be now at Darkz's house, hoping he will join yer team. What will ye do?
Yell "THIS be OPEN PLANE" 'n kick the door down.
>Knock politely
ye knock politely on the door. ye patiently wait but nobody answers the door. What will ye do now?
>Loaf: Wake up at noon, ye lazy twat
>Jack: Kick open the door in a hardboiled 'n overexaggerated manner.
ye kick open the door in a hardboiled 'n overexaggerated manner. Maybe it wasn't exactly necessary, but at least ye got the door open.
>Team: Enter house
ye enter the house. No sign a Darkz yet. What will ye do now?
Jack: Raid fridge
Slim: Relax on couch like a cool dawg
Nas: Read an intellectual book
Nastasia: Update
>Team: Go upstairs.
There be 4 doors here. Which door will ye go through?
(i made one a the walls transparent so ye could see, i picked a bad point a view sorry)
Team: check all the rooms
Jack: raid the fridge
>continue the rampant disregard a suggestions 'n further the plot in the manner ye see fit
Team: Check attic
Jack: Piss in corner