Ubisoft announces Fighters Uncaged for Kinect ... why be they caged in the first place?
Posted by Joystiq Aug 18 2010 15:45 GMT in Kinect
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Look, we be just gonna cut t' the quick on this one: Fighters Uncaged be a new fighting game for Xbox 360 Kinect 'n it doesn't look promising. We'll lay it out for ye in bullet point format:
  • it be a Kinect title due in November 'n we be just hearing about it now
  • it be a fighting game using Kinect - see attached gallery for real-life images a people punching the air with all their might
  • It has some truly terrible character design (Exhibit A 'n Exhibit B)
  • There's a typo on the above screen: 'Exausted'
  • In order t' execute "super strikes" ye "need t' shout while unleashing yer strike," says Project Manager Luc Verdier
  • On Joystiq's patented "Start-t'-Bandanna'd-Gangster" scale, it earns an impressive score a "0 seconds"
In fact, the only good thing we can see be that it be by a newly created developer named AMA Studios. Yeah, an unproven developer would normally be a bad sign, but pillage this: they be located in Belgium. ye know what else be located in Belgium? Jean-Claude Van Damme. it be a country full a french fries 'n ass-kicking. Find the trailer after the break.



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