"I'M NOT THE RECEPTIONIST, I'M NOT ANSWERING THE PHONE IF IT'S NOT FOR ME WHEN THERE'S 3 ABLE BODIED PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE CAUSE IT'S NOT MY JOB AND I'VE DONE SO MUCH ALREADY ANSWERING A GODDAMN PHONE WOULD KILL ME"

HEY BITCH, FIRST OFF YOU HAVE BOTH THE PHONES AND SECONDLY YOU'RE BEING A *CRAG*ING CHILD. YOU'RE PISSED OFF THAT MAYBE YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF AND YOU THINK YOU'RE ENTITLED TO SPECIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE BILLS STOPPED GETTING PAID AND EVERYONE STOPPED WORKING BECAUSE IT HAS TO DO WITH OTHER PEOPLE? THE ENTIRE TIME YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TO MY DAD YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT BITCH AND MOAN CONSTANTLY YET YOU LACK THE GODDAMN PARENTING SKILLS TO EVEN TALK TO US. NICE JOB DROPPING EVERYTHING WHEN YOUR LITTLE WHITE TRASH MIDWEST WORLD COMES CRASHING DOWN, BY THE WAY HAVING *CRAG*ING EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE BE LOW CALORIE LOW FAT *CRAG*ING DIET FOOD BECAUSE "YOU'LL EAT IT IF IT'S THERE SO WE SHOULDN'T GET IT" (ACTUAL WORDS) DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH THE OTHER 75% OF THE HOUSE. A) THAT STUFF TASTES LIKE SHIT B) IF IT'S THERE AND YOU'RE ON A DIET, GET SOME *CRAG*ING SELF CONTROL AND DON'T EAT IT C) *CRAG* YOU TO HELL