why?
because all of the other candidates are retarded and gay.
do you really want the person in charge to be retarded and gay?
what are you a faggot?
things i will do to make digibutter better
1. get rid of the gays (all of u)
2. get rid of the furries
3. give everyone free games (not guaranteed to be good)
reasons why the other candidates are faggots
goronmask: he's whipped
tails doll: he's a furry i think idk
smaug: i dont even know what the *crag* he is
meowmixer: he wont tell his sister i said hoLLa
ph1r3: he's a poophead
dim: he's dim
shadoo: he's the new nas and hates everything
flav: i dont really have anything against flav so you can choose between us
crump: where the hell did he even come from
why i'm a good candidate
im darkz and therefore i'm not a faggot or retarded so you should vote for me (or flavio idrc)
i'm good at all the games i play
css: i get all the headshots
gears of war: i chainsaw everythnig because guns are for gays
league of legends: morde is the best character in the game
wow: alliance is teh best
tf2: i'm good at playing the actual game mostly because everyone just stands around idling and trading
and buying retarded ass rings
l4d: again i get all the headshtos
eye: smgs are the best
halo: no headshots i use the sword
so if you're a crybaby scrub who got owned by me in this post we can 1v1 and you cna maybe reclaim ur honor (u wont you're gonna get dunked)
so vote for me faggots
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I have a challenge for SEGA...
Create a new Sonic game in which Sonic loses his legs in an accident. Imagine the drama of a crippled Sonic still trying to collect those rings despite his condition.
It'll help the franchise get back on its feet -no pun intended- but we guarantee that Sonic fans will be shocked, stunned and moved at the effort to make Sonic's story more meaningful.
We love Sonic, but it's about time the gaming industry had a big shock for a change.