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What the *crag* did you just *crag*ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the *crag* out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my *crag*ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, *crag*er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re *crag*ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *crag*ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *crag*ing dead, kiddo.
you're like the sun, if the sun was made out of asshurt idiot. I bet when your mom spaned you at night you tried to grab the switch but she hit u harder and oh boy did you get good and furious, then you went to your room with no dinner and killed your hamster. it's pathetic how outrageous you are.
your face probably looks red and plump like a baby's ass, be careful and don't smother in all the sweat dripping from your bipolar anus. you are having a temper thunderstorm. it's like the devil stuck a spoon in the top of your head and stirred up a hurricane of resentment, you used to just be a regular bottom but now you are a FULL GAY POWER BOTTOM. so *crag*ing mad. lay off the peanut butthurt and jelly sandwiches, you might get too mad at your fat and have a billigerent animosity heart attack.
in short, you have been COLON MURDERED
deal with it you anal-restrained bitchopottamus, or go cry into your daddy's tit as he tells u bedtime stories of hatred. you are literally dumb, everything you post is balls out livid. go squeeze a stress ball before you kill somebody. I've never seen somebody so rectally steamed since you fell off a perturbed cactus into the frustrated sand.
you are to emotional rampage what whitney houston is to crack cocaine. the president of the united states has delegated unto u the department of homeland seriously offended. don't bust a gut trying to hold in that scream, I know you want to release torrents of caboose destruction upon the earth, but you caint because u r a prissy gaytarded faglet. kill yourself dude
Awww that's actually kind of sweet
So basically you're stifling the opinions of several million people. And that's not rude or disrespectful either?
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keep it up
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Well, red mage sucks.
But magic classes in general are awesome.
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Think of all the nude photos that people will take of you and post on the internet
