Much better than systema 'n darkz
Nathan (me) : Hey christian.
Christian: sup
Nathan: How come ye're gay?
Christian: im not
Nathan: it be OKAY MAN NO NEED t' FEEL OVERPROTECTIVE
Nathan: Then what happened last night?
Christian: OH GOD I DIDNT KNOW THERE be A WART ON me PENIS 'n I THINK I HAVE scurvey
Nathan: bro, I be just joking around.
Christian: so i dont have scurvey?
Nathan: Dunno, ye tell me.
Christian has disconnected.
Bonus:
Nathan: I WANNA BE
Nathan: THE VERY BEST
Victoria: LIKE NO ONE EVER be
Nathan: DUN DUN DUN
Nathan: t' CATCH THEM be me REAL TEST
Victoria: DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS
Nathan: wat