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-Project Cafe has stronger hardware than anything on market right now other than a PC. Its RAM is 50% higher than PS3 and 360 put together.
-Project Cafe's GPU framework makes it more graphically powerful than a PS3.
-Uses a standard controller interface
-Has had games developing for it for the past couple years
-Has massive third party support
-Won't cost more than $400
-Backwards compatible with Wii, Gamecube, virtual console data on an SD card, and accessories
-Receives automatic updates
-Utilizes realtime networking between players
-*crag*ing SNES colored. 
-Nintendo is quoted as saying they are moving away from casual markets with the system
-Modular codeform that allows entire game engines to be inserted, fixed, and updated post release
-Incredibly user friendly SDK
-The only next gen console for the next few years
-Features daily new content updates from Nintendo
-Utilizes networking hardware and software from a third party company specializing in only that

oh my god

i wanna see art

Bird people.

i'm going to bed all i do are keep posting terrible things

Turns out something big is coming. I still need to get Pokemon White 2.

Also pls let it be a new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.

is this real

And so it begins.

Meh, I would like it if they putted Sonic Adventure 2 battle instead. Also DLC for it?

Could possibly be a rumor or something.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

I'll probably get video games and ... video games.

WHY DID MAWZIPAN WEAVE ME FOR A MEXICAN GUY

Skip to :24 to skip all the weeaboo shit.

GOGOGOGO BANDWAGON

Holy shit HAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

;_;

Upgrade animals huh? I want a pack of chicks to take down a lion.

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

God dammit, I actually wanted to try it out. *crag* you sony.

Holy *crag*ing shit, this is awesome. You know those stars and planets we heard about? We can go there. Not only does it already have shit we know in there, but it's also randomly generated. You can even land in planets and take gorgeous screenshots of the place. 

It runs like 20 fps whenever I land on a planet, but eh, whatever.

Why isn't there a Sonic Adventure 2 forum? oh well. 

Sonic Adventure 2 was a sequel to the somewhat succesful Sonic Adventure. Just like Sonic adventure, this game has the forumula of playing different characters for different style of gameplay. For example, Sonic is your basic speed and grinding gameplay, while Tails is shooting and platforming. There are two story modes, and a secret one, but I don't wanna spoil it for you. One is the "Good" campaign, in where you play as Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. The "Bad" campaign are for our anti-heros of the game.  You get to play as Shadow-- a newly introduced character--, Rouge (also new), and Dr. Eggman/Robotnik. Shadow plays the same as sonic, but with different levels. Same thing applies to Rouge and Dr. Eggman.

GAMEPLAY

Sonic's gameplay consists of running and homing attacks, but also throws in sliding, hanging, grinding, and ski boarding. They pulled off speed very well in this game, but there are bugs in this game. Sometimes when running through the loops (most notably in green forest) you clip through and fall to your death. When jumping to a platform, sometimes it doesn't respond well, and you can just ever so slightly fall off the side of the platform. In grinding segments, it seems kind of fun and goes very fast (which I assume is what they were going for), however, when there are two rails, this may get a bit tricky. You see, sometimes when you want to jump to the next rail, you'll either quick jump to it, or manually jump up and hopefully land on the rail. This can lead to your death when used in curves or loops. Homing attack can sometimes be a bit derpy, but it works. The Stages used for Sonic's gameplay is pulled off very well (with the exception of some bugs), and has boss fight battles that can sort of be a pain, but nothing to worry about.

Tails' gameplay is very slow and consistent and mainly focuses on Aiming, shooting, and jumping. These are the levels (IMO) that I dislike. Jumping can consist of sliding off of platforms, usually leading to your death. Eventually, the shooting will get tired very quickly. They have upgrades like hovering, and bazookas, insuring you can hover to places you couldn't go, and shoot metal boxes. The bossfights in here are your basic Mech Vs. Mech. Just shoot and shoot. Overall, I have gotten tired of Tails.

DIS YOU MAIN MAN KNUCKLES, AND HE SORT OF GETS LONG AND TEDIOUS. His levels are okay, but better than tails'. Your objective is to find three master emerald pieces in a bunch of levels. That's pretty much it. These are easy, but can take very long, especially when you see that some levels are humongous. He has gameplay mechanics such as Digging and gliding. Sometimes you'll have to dig for some emeralds, and sometimes you'll find rings underground too. Knuckles' isn't too bad, but just takes forever.

Shadow, Rouge, and Eggman are the same as Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles.

SOUND

I AIN'T GONNA LET IT GET TO ME, I'M JUST GONNA CREEP.

Basically, every song is awesome.

STORY

Sonic is captured because the police think he's done some crimes due to a doppleganger. (fuk da police yo) Sonic finds the copy and proceeds to be retarded, because eggman wants to take over the world again oh no. So Sonic and Tails are off to kick his ass again. Knuckles was just bein' dope till some batbitch took his emerwoards. So he's coming along too i guess. they proceed to have wacky shenanigans and attempt to stop eggman. Sonic and Shadow meet again, and have a final battle while running and avoiding eachother's attacks.

Now for the Dark story. Eggman has recruited shadow because spoilers spoilers. They also recruit a batbitch because she's like indiana jones with emeralds. Eggman plots his world domination with the emeralds and his space colony, ARK. Shadow seeks to find his memory, and recovers little by little as the story progresses. then wacky shenanigans again, and then shadow and sonic meet face to face and fight. 

THE VERDICT

Sonic Adventure 2 is a good game, but it has its flaws and downsides as well. Satisfying people who love speed, and I guess if you like the Tails and knuckles stage too. I've had fun with this game forever.

Also chao garden.

Because we want to show our e-peen off.

I apologize for not having a good medic misc.

Holy *crag*.

why japan

why

hahahaha

*crag* yeah, they're going to arizona twice.