I had a Starbound character once. His name be Sir Face (named after the Microsoft Surface I be playing on at the time; it’s a long story), 'n he be a mohawk-sporting robot who punched bird people, stole their super cool altar beds, 'n did not give one single, solitary *crag*. But he’s gone now. Forever. Beta tests be harsh, uncaring things, 'n I knew that Sir Face 'n I wouldn’t be able t' dance among the stars ('n also mine them hollow) forever. I still miss the sea dog, though – at least insofar as one can miss a walking trophy case for their videogame accomplishments. Fortunately, as a now I’ll never have t' grieve for another Starbound character again, 'n neither will ye. The game’s latest update best be the last one heralded by a character, ship, 'n planet wipe. Also, it adds crazy new enemy attacks, a permadeath option, new bottles a rum, new biomes, 'n tons more. But oh man, characters don’t eat bandages anymore! I liked eating bandages.
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