MattTheSpratt older than one year ago

NC: We then cut to a scene where Charlie is hag-racing with some old geezers, but finds he just can't run the yellow light.

*Charlie brakes hard, everyone else passes him*

NC: That's not funny. But don't worry, it's a running joke, so it's repeated several times before you have no choice but to find it funny. But who am I to argue with running jokes Big-Lipped-Alligator-Moment-Elephant-Chuck-Norris?

*all 3 effects play at the same time, ear-rape ensues*

Bet you weren't expecting that. I won't beat about the bush, as there really isn't much arrangement or deviation in these conversions of classic rock tracks, but Tim did a sweet job of bringing them to the SNES.

Now here's the Bionic Commando you didn't hear. Tim's arrangement made the game feel more intense and urgent. The home computer ports were based on the mildly succesful arcade version. Tracklist: - Title Screen - End Of Stage! - Game Over - No Idea - Danger! Keep Out! (Stage 1) - The Forefront (Stage 2) - Infiltration (Stage 3) - Control Tower (Stage 4) - Stop The Missile! (Stage 5) - What A Hero! (Game Clear)

"Kseniya Simonova is an Ukrainian artist who won Ukraine's Got Talent 2009. She uses a giant light box, dramatic music, imagination and "sand painting" skills to interpret Germany's invasion and occupation of Ukraine during WWII." http://www.kseniyasimonova.com/

mommy make it stop D:

This is gold.

Regarded by many as his best soundtrack, Tims' interpertation of the original music bring out a whole new subtlety previously unheard of in the arcade and Genesis versions. It's also worth mentioning that the first level theme is completely different and the rest of the tunes last significantly longer before looping. Tracklist: Video 1 - Intro Theme - No Idea - Continue - Take A Key To Come In! (stage clear) - Stage 1 - Stage 5 Video 2 - No Idea - Stage 2 - Stage 4 - Ending Theme - Stage 3 I apologise for the lack of order.

Kid: "My mummy says there's nothing to be afraid of in the dark." Linkara: "My mummy also says I should pick an accent before I act."

Description: "I made everything. http://www.mediafire.com/?juiwhimko55 Making a mockery of these retards, you know who you are... Lyrics (Thanks to kronoix): I'm a professional mixer I'm pro, I'm pro and I don't know woah I don't know what I'm doing now I'm just doing this and I'm gonna autotune to see what it sounds like 'cause I'm cool Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes (8) Look at me, I'm so white trash I don't know what I'm doin-I have a rash Yes, yes, yes, I have a rash I don't know where It just itches there And I will scratch it now aha Now we're in this new one It has a new bassline I don't know what I'm doing I'm just singing in time I'm just doing this Ad-Hoc on the fly I don't know why, god Why Yeah now we've got the gangster pi-an-o in- Be-cause we're cool and I'm now out of time I don't know why I'm just rhyming -again because we're quio *crag*ing why fly why ? Here we go now Down now now Here we go now Going down to chinatown now Yes we go now Singing songs now Making shit up Making it sound pro now Now the piano's gone But the bassline is still here With this new glitched stuff From electronica stuff I don't know what I don't know why I don't know where And I couldn't give a *crag* Now we're in this new thing We don't know what we're doing Because we are so cool right now Yes, Yes we are so cool right now Yes, Yes, Yes we are so cool right now We got some percussion coming in It plays the maracas and the tambourine right now I don't know I don't know what I'm doing I'll just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk I'll just keep doing the same old thing Because you like it Because you're a bitch Now(we)got, some cool instruments coming in Which I don't know They don't even work right now They're all off beat But no wait, they ain't They just sound we-ird (welsh accent) Because you're not used to using them In this context Yes that'll do That makes sense of course La de da de da de da I'm going to auto-tune To see what I sound like Because I don't know, I don't know What I'm doing now Just doing words like this and doing shit like this And to and fro And that is all because I'm a cool pro music maker Cool pro music maker... elite... snap"

Probably the most impossible music to come out of a computer game, this 1-bit (yes, the Spectrum had only a simple 1-channel 10-octave "bleeper" to generate sound) intro theme literally set the target for Speccy sound designers to aim for. Shame the game itself is a bit vanilla.

There's a bunch more at http://www.youtube.com/user/mameshibavideos I love how irreverantly funny some of the facts are.

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