darkz older than one year ago

i need friends

i have mk7

thats weird

Paranoid Android: Latio: que
Latio: que necesitas
Latio: soy ocupado
Paranoid Android: translate this
darkz: what
darkz: what do you need
darkz: im busy
Paranoid Android: translate those
Paranoid Android: for me
Paranoid Android: ffs
Paranoid Android: quick
darkz: what
darkz: what do you need
darkz: im busy
Paranoid Android: Latio: que
Latio: que necesitas
Latio: soy ocupado
Paranoid Android: oh
darkz: LOL
 

Goat Punisher: will.i.am loves kpop
Goat Punisher: lol
Gavrilo Princip: GEE GEE GEE GEE
Gavrilo Princip: BABY BABY
Gavrilo Princip: *CRAG*
Gavrilo Princip: i want to listen to that again
Gavrilo Princip: i have to fight the urge
Gavrilo Princip: i gotta listen to MANLY music
 

why?

because all of the other candidates are retarded and gay.

do you really want the person in charge to be retarded and gay?

what are you a faggot?

things i will do to make digibutter better

1. get rid of the gays (all of u)

2. get rid of the furries

3. give everyone free games (not guaranteed to be good)

reasons why the other candidates are faggots

goronmask: he's whipped

tails doll: he's a furry i think idk

smaug: i dont even know what the *crag* he is

meowmixer: he wont tell his sister i said hoLLa

ph1r3: he's a poophead

dim: he's dim

shadoo: he's the new nas and hates everything

flav: i dont really have anything against flav so you can choose between us

crump: where the hell did he even come from

why i'm a good candidate

im darkz and therefore i'm not a faggot or retarded so you should vote for me (or flavio idrc)

i'm good at all the games i play

css: i get all the headshots

gears of war: i chainsaw everythnig because guns are for gays

league of legends: morde is the best character in the game

wow: alliance is teh best

tf2: i'm good at playing the actual game mostly because everyone just stands around idling and trading
 and buying retarded ass rings

l4d: again i get all the headshtos

eye: smgs are the best

halo: no headshots i use the sword

so if you're a crybaby scrub who got owned by me in this post we can 1v1 and you cna maybe reclaim ur honor (u wont you're gonna get dunked)

so vote for me faggots

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6feYoxbr9R0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TevooamNk1g&t=4m24s

SO NOW WE MUST GUESS WHO SHE IS BASED OFF OF

by which i mean she got a new skin which is super adorable

I am now the best Mordekaiser player ever.

it's not darkz and syst tho

don't watch the video. click this link instead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaDmC0SsT4g&feature=player_detailpage#t=68s

i like this game

it is very good

i always play malzuhar because he is a magician and he can kill people a lot

i also play udeer because he can turn into a bear and kill people a lot

i also play twistid fat because he can teleport and kill people a lot

i also play nocturn because he can also teleport and kill people a lot but also because he is a manifestation of a nightmare who lives to terrify innocent people and kill people a lot

I used 2 play evelinn but she wuz broke by morello (more like GAYrello amirite???)
i used 2 also play twytch but he was also broke

panteon was good 2 but now not so much

zilean is good 2 but he's a terrorist and terrorists r bad

swain is cool he turns into a raven but hes like gay or something

nidalee is hot shes mai waifu!!!!!!

mordekaiser is op he never lose health!!!!!

all of the yorldes are gay i dont play them

shaco is knives or something

annie is diapers

mrs fortun confuses me is she pirate or cowboy

xin zhao kills too much

garen is link

katarina is his waifu

ashe has big boobiez

soraka is useless does no damage

janna is is naked put clothes on plz

gragas is also nakedbut janna is hot

fidolstix is a scarecrCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAW

le blonk is weird shes like the lady from 101 dalmations but evil and when i try to kill theres two

ezreal is weird she does haruhi dance but she has male voice and her glove has powers

kayle is weird too he has a female voice and doesnt do much

taric is michal jackson but no dance

sona plays music and she looks like hatsune miku but with boobs not real good

warwick is annoying i try kill he heals and then he attacks and i cant attack and i die op pls nerf

galio is dargon he wuz powerfull but now does no damage

trundle has a poopstick and always bites me

vladimeer is my favorit champ he can heal and hide from bad people he is vampire

malfight is rock

maoki is tree

kassdin is like malzuhar but he teleports and does no damage but kills still

shen is ninja but not good ninja does no damage but never dies sometimes teleports he is also a doctor

akalee is his girfrend she does damage but always dies she is his assistant nurse

chogath is dinosaur always screams and get big

kogmall is his frend always throws up on me

amumu is like galio but cries too much dont use

jax is dook nookam

catelin has gun always big damage

irelia worst champ does no damage until peopol find out how to play now op

karthas always win press r everyone die

ugort is weird does damage but then nothing

sivir is dum champ does no damge do not use

there are many peopol in this game that u can use but the ones up here are da only good ones

every1 else is dumb do not use

there are 3 maps in this game

the first one is twistid treeline and it is very small

only good character to play on this map is jax

the second one is sumoners rift

it is very big

all characters good

the third is sumoners rift HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

it is very scary UH OH A GHOST POOPED OUT

this is my review of leage of legendz and i give leage of legendz 4 hardcores out of 2