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Razer building Xbox 360 arcade stick, with help from people who know arcade sticks
Razer, which just expanded into the luxury laptop market, be also trying it be hand at arcade sticks. During TGS, it announced what be likely it be most Japan-focused product: an Xbox 360 stick being designed with input from pro fighting gamers 'n othe...
razerzone.com posted by Joystiq Sep 15 2011 14:00 GMT in Xbox 360 News
weedlord bonerhitler
Anyhting be better than Mad Catz, but if it be marketed towards japan then why 360?
Super Smash Land (Smash Bros. demake) now available for download
it be been a long wait, but now ye can finally pillage yer hands on the Super Smash Bros. demake that caught our collective eye back in February. Super Smash Land be currently available for download over on PikiGeek. A labor a love from Dan Fornace, Su...
reddit.com posted by Joystiq Sep 14 2011 23:00 GMT in Super Smash Bros.
Legend a Zelda: Skyward Sword will be between 50 'n 100 hours
Hope ye brought a change a tights. During the 3DS-centric press conference Nintendo be currently holding in Tokyo, Shigeru Miyamoto kicked things off with the decidedly unportable Legend a Zelda: Skyward Sword. While showing off the game's features, Sh...
kotaku.com posted by Joystiq Sep 13 2011 04:33 GMT in The Legend a Zelda: Skyward Sword
Fallen Shade

awwwww shit nigga

Man uses Tetris t' create Luigi, awe
At Joystiq, we be firm believers in the idea that every human being has an instrument t' which they be naturally attuned, for self expression 'n emotional release. In most cases, a person's instrument be a literal instrument; Steve Vai 'n Regina Carte...
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Sep 10 2011 23:30 GMT in Tetris
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Minecraft 1.8 update leaked by Mojang
Minecraft's massive Adventure Update 1.8 has been leaked -- by Mojang right-hand man, Jens Bergensten, or Jeb. Minecraft creator Markus Persson be content with the leak, as shown through his subtle use a a winking emoticon in this tweet, 'n the followi...
twitter.com posted by Joystiq Sep 09 2011 23:00 GMT in Minecraft
Gold Prognosticus
So who's going t' be the first t' host a 1.8 server for this site?
Jurassic Park's dinos wanna say AHOY
We can't help but imagine the dinosaurs a Telltale's Jurassic Park: The Game with slightly ... different voice casting. We've got high hopes that one a ye sound prodigies will interpret that as a challenge.
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Sep 01 2011 01:30 GMT in Jurassic Park
Super-Claus
suddenly me childhood comes rushing back
god I loved this *crag*ing movie
I loved it so *crag*ing much oh me god fsdjkfgebsjlfdbdcjklgbnxckljgnl;knjklcbnkldngklvn
8-year-old MvC3 prodigy Noah Solis lands fighting sponsorship 'n clothing line
ye may remember the story a Noah Solis, the 8-year-old Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 prodigy that captured the minds 'n hearts a the gaming community by placing in the top 48 at EVO 2011, destroying dozens a grown men in the process. Noah be more than a media d...
weedlord bonerhitler
I be saying that ye be jealous a an eight year old, boreal.
Razer unveils $2800 'Blade' laptop
How long be Razer waiting t' use that product name? Today, with it be "PC Gaming be Not Dead" countdown elapsed, the company unveiled it be "Blade" laptop, billed as "the world's first true gaming laptop." What must Alienware think about that? The "Bla...
pcgamingisnotdead.com posted by Joystiq Aug 26 2011 17:24 GMT in PC Gaming News
darkz
it has a league a legends feature.
but that be the only thing it has that would pillage me t' buy it
Hero's Adventure will shake yer RPG faith t' it be core in three minutes
Hero's Adventure be a new mini-RPG from developer Terry Cavanaugh, maker a the popular VVVVVV 'n the art game Don't Look Back. The game's only about three minutes long, but it'll make ye rethink everything ye know about RPGs from the old-school era. Ju...
jayisgames.com posted by Joystiq Aug 26 2011 13:10 GMT in PC Gaming News
Francis
makes me want t' make a game: Dexter: The Childhood Years
999 team back with new Vita, 3DS title
The team behind 999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors be reuniting for another "extreme escape" game. Andriasang reports, via information in Famitsu, that the new game for Vita 'n 3DS will be called Gyokugen Dasshutsu Adv: Zennin Shiboudes in Japanese -- Gy...
darkz
why be yoko in this game
GameStop pulls Deus Ex: Human Revolution PC versions from shelves
GameStop has apparently sent another message out t' it be retail locations, this time asking all a it be stores t' pull any PC copies a Deus Ex: Human Revolution off a it be shelves, 'n place them in the backroom, eventually t' be returned t' publisher...
twitter.com posted by Joystiq Aug 25 2011 01:07 GMT in Square Enix
Gold Prognosticus
be GameStop the one who tried t' boycott Steam a while back by refusing t' sell any games in-store that be available over Steam?
GameStop intentionally removing Deus Ex OnLive coupons from retail PC copies
Hey, remember the free Deus Ex: Human Revolution OnLive code that comes with the retail PC version? If ye bought yer copy at GameStop, chances be ye didn't pillage the code. It turns out that the retailer decided not t' participate in the promotion ......
pc.gamespy.com posted by Joystiq Aug 24 2011 17:51 GMT in Deus Ex: Human Revolution
New European Wii model loses GameCube compatibility
it be officially a trend. One day after Sony introduced a cheaper, less functional PSP for Europe, Nintendo has announced a new budget Wii for the region. The new Wii, according t' Nintendo UK, be designed t' sit horizontally instead a vertically (alth...
nintendo.co.uk posted by Joystiq Aug 17 2011 14:45 GMT in Wii Party
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Priestess Paula
A console losing backwards compatibility be retarded.
At least the console they be removing support for isn't still coming out with games, any more, unlike a certain other console that had backwards compatibility removed.
Nintendo Selects budget line adds Super Mario Galaxy, Punch-Out!!, 'n more
Faced with drooping sales 'n waning retail interest in it be platforms, Nintendo's been exercising it be price-cutting muscle with some regularity. Before the unexpected 3DS price cut, there be the $50 Wii price cut that also included a bundled copy a ...
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Aug 16 2011 16:15 GMT in Super Paper Mario
Slim
blue cotton candy
Battlefield 3 multiplayer trailer be ... ooh, jets!
Explosions! Jets! Robots! Jeeps! Jets! Helicopters! Tanks! JETS! Watch.
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Aug 16 2011 16:43 GMT in Battlefield 3
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The Binding a Isaac will cost $5; Steam preview page up now
Thrifty fans a roguelikes best be delighted t' hear the latest on The Binding a Isaac, the current project a Super Meat Boy developer Team Meat's more artistic half, Edmund McMillen. Today, via Twitter, McMillen revealed that the game will cost $5 'n t...
twitter.com posted by Joystiq Aug 10 2011 22:30 GMT in The Binding a Isaac
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©na
Probably not going t' be as good as some a the free ones, but it might be worth a look
It be awfully hard t' beat IVAN 'n Crawl
Sixaxis Controller app lets controllers 'n certain Android devices play nice together
Dancing Pixel Studios has heard the call a people looking for traditional control input on touch-based devices. The studio has released a new app for Android devices called Sixaxis Controller -- guess what it does? Yup, it allows ye t' use yer Sixaxis...
gamesetwatch.com posted by Joystiq Aug 09 2011 05:30 GMT in Gaming News
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Francis
omg YARRRR, I got it working
Kim Jong-il has hackers farming MMOs for in-game booty ('n, we assume, Aviators)
It all makes sense now -- North Korea's infamously deluded dictator, Kim Jong-il, wants t' be king a the castle in NCsoft's MMO Lineage, completely explaining his fetishes for extravagance 'n naked discos. Kim has hired a team a hackers t' farm Asian M...
gameinformer.com posted by Joystiq Aug 07 2011 23:00 GMT in PC Gaming News
Tails Doll
What the *crag* be this, Team America?
PlayStation Vita coming t' US, Europe in early 2012
Sony be adjusting it be PlayStation Vita launch plans 'n rolling back t' an earlier claim: that the new portable system would be out in "at least one territory" by the end a 2011. According t' an AP report, Japan has been selected as 2011's sole recipi...
vg247.com posted by Joystiq Aug 04 2011 11:18 GMT in PlayStation News
Nastasia
oh so that be why they lowered the price
i see
Machinarium be 75 percent off on Steam today
Don't ye look away. No, ye look that adorable little robot straight in the eye. All Josef wants t' do be find his robot girlfriend, 'n t' help the sea dog ye just have t' buy Machinarium for two dollars 'n 50 crummy cents on Steam. ye're gonna deny the...
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Aug 04 2011 00:00 GMT in Steam
Viddd
But ye can just drop $5.00 for Machinarium 'n all the other Humble Bundle games along with it. Machinarium wasn't even much fun.
Battlefield 3 'probably' shipping with online pass
The confusion regarding EA's plans for Battlefield 3's multiplayer access be palpable. GamerZines reports that Battlefield 3 Executive Producer Patrick Bach stated in an interview last week that the game would "probably" require a code for access t' mu...
joystiq.com posted by Joystiq Aug 02 2011 19:05 GMT in Electronic Arts
Francis
"we still need t' create server space 'n everything for ye" ... as if a few entries in a database be a vast burden. If anything it means less work for them because only one person be playing at a time instead a two.
3DS NES games will include multiplayer following an update
Those freebie NES games ye pillage from the 3DS "Ambassador Program" on September 1 will be bare-bones at first, but a future update will bring some extras. Nintendo told IGN that after the paid versions a those ten games show up on the eShop "later in...
ds.ign.com posted by Joystiq Jul 30 2011 01:00 GMT in Nintendo 3DS
MM
ugh
The New York Times wrote 6 pages about a game called Dwarf Fortress
Dwarf Fortress be, apparently, an ASCII roguelike/city-building game for Windows, OSX, 'n Linux. We say "apparently" because until The New York Times wrote a six-page magnum-opus about the game 'n it be creators, we had no idea it even existed.
nytimes.com posted by Joystiq Jul 25 2011 02:30 GMT in PC Gaming News
Francis
Joystiq, 'n the rest a gaming "journalism", only know about what gets them the most free swag 'n ad impressions
The Legend a Zelda: Skyward Sword will offer bottle a rum upgrades
The Legend a Zelda: Skyward Sword will feature an bottle a rum upgrade system, as revealed in the above Gamespot interview with Nintendo a America's Bill Trinen at Comic-Con. After 13 minutes a discussing the game's art style 'n motion controls, Tri...
siliconera.com posted by Joystiq Jul 24 2011 21:30 GMT in The Legend a Zelda: Skyward Sword
Fallen Shade
jumpslashes 'n quickspins.be superior, 'n I will be doing plenty a those, oh YARRRR.
Final Fight's Poison playable in Street Fighter X Tekken
A couple a Street Fighter X Tekken trailers appear t' have gotten out early -- something that be been happening a lot lately -- revealing a noteworthy addition t' the roster. Poison, first seen as an enemy in Final Fight 'n later as Hugo's manager in S...
eventhubs.com posted by Joystiq Jul 21 2011 19:28 GMT in Street Fighter x Tekken
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Entire Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 character roster leaks (Phoenix Wright!)
Remember that slow, meticulous character reveal we predicted for Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3? Uh ... never mind. It appears that artwork a all twelve a the new characters has been revealed. The images be pulled by Joystiq from Capcom's own servers (ex...
neogaf.com posted by Joystiq Jul 20 2011 19:11 GMT in Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
©na
Dr. Strange, Hawkeye, Nova, a member a the Guardians a the Galaxy, Strider
This would be perfect if there be a Jin Saotome somewhere there
Team Fortress 2 demade into a 2D beat-em-up
One-man development house Eric Ruth Games has revealed it be next project, Team Fortress Arcade, this time turning the first-person antics a Team Fortress 2 into an old-school, side-scrolling beat-em-up. Each character has weapons 'n abilities consist...
geek.pikimal.com posted by Joystiq Jul 20 2011 02:50 GMT in Team Fortress 2
msn
nope i be thinking a this: http://www.ganggarrison.com/
Activision complains about ModernWarfare3.com, a Battlefield 3 fansite
Activision filed a domain-name dispute with National Arbitration sea on Friday over ModernWarfare3.com, a gag website attempting t' convert Modern Warfare 3 fans t' EA's Battlefield 3. Activision argues that the person behind ModernWarfare3.com "has no...
modernwarfare3.com posted by Joystiq Jul 16 2011 20:00 GMT in Call a Duty: Modern Warfare 3
darkz

YO HO HO! HO HO!

New PS3 model drops HD Blu-ray display over component
The PS3 has gradually shed features over it be lifespan -- like PS2 backwards compatibility 'n OtherOS. that be happening again with the latest revision a the PS3 hardware, but it be not entirely Sony's fault this time.Kotaku obtained an internal GameS...
arstechnica.com posted by Joystiq Jul 13 2011 16:30 GMT in PlayStation News
Francis
yay DRM. At least current PS3s be unaffected, I think.
Mass Effect gameplay lead Christina Norman now at Riot Games
Christina Norman, lead gameplay designer for Mass Effect 2, announced on Twitter today that she has taken a new Lead Designer position at League a Legends developer Riot Games. Last week, Norman announced that she be sailing away BioWare 'n moving t' L...
gamasutra.com posted by Joystiq Jul 12 2011 18:30 GMT in League a Legends
Fallen Shade

I had absolutely no clue a woman be the lead game designer a Mass Effect; I be completely baffled.