Francis older than one year ago

If ye like Risk, Axis&Allies, Diplomacy, etc... ye will like Battle Forces.  it be a multiplayer turn-based strategy flash game where ye try t' take over the world.  Currently it be totally free, even the Premium accounts.

Reply if ye be interested 'n I'll setup a digibutter game.

Do ye love dinosaurs? How about the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, do ye love them too? How about writing stories about Jurassic Park dinosaurs being 'loved' in many unique 'n interesting ways?

If ye answered "YARRRR" t' all a the above, or even just t' the last question, then this be the group for ye! Here at the IJPEFFWA we fully encourage our crew t' explore the unplumbed depths a poorly written stories about dinosaurs having sex with each other, as well as with everything else.

Want t' know whether a dilophosaur *always* spits, or whether car tyres be the *only* rubber a tyrannosaur can tear apart? Simply search through our "compy"-hensive list a text based erotica 'n ye're sure t' find enough material t' make yourself "saur", 'n if ye still can't find what ye're looking for why not write it yourself 'n put it up here for everyone else t' read? All submissions welcome!

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It be a physical sculpture that be perptually attempting t' auction itself on eBay.

Every ten minutes the black box pings a server on the internet via the ethernet connection t' check if it be for sale on the eBay. If it be auction has ended or it has sold, it automatically creates a new auction a itself.

If a person buys it on eBay, the current owner be required t' send it t' the new owner. The new owner must then plug it into ethernet, 'n the cycle repeats itself.

A TOOL t' DECEIVE 'n SLAUGHTER
Starting bid: $2,500

YouTube be rolling out a new look for video pages.  ye can enable the new style by clicking here

From 8 t' 120.  Crayola’s Law states The number a colors doubles every 28 years

BECOME A FAN

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(so i can stalk ye)

yer "home page" shows a stream a posts fed by many message boards.  Now ye can choose what ye want t' appear in that home stream.  Edit yer profile 'n select yer "home stream".

The choices be:

• All - See all posts made anywhere by anything
• All Gaming - See all posts in any game or gaming news board.
• All User Posts - See all posts made by any user ('n any bot-posts with replies)
• Subscriptions - See all posts from all the boards ye have subscribed t'.
• Custom List - See posts from yer own collection a boards.

The default option be "All User Posts" (which be how it be always been).  If ye be not logged in, ye see "All".

Streams can be customized even further by hiding boards or crew ye don't want t' see.  When ye "hide" a board or a user, those posts will not appear in yer stream.

The different streams be in the Streams section in the upper right, so ye can view them anytime.  For example, if ye want t' check out the latest gaming news, click the gaming stream.

Hopefully the concept a "streams" a topics be easy t' understand.  Let me know what ye think.

Left 4 Dead 2 on Steam : $50

• Sold direct from the creators (Valve), no middle men.
• No physical packaging or disc.
• No rent, no shipping, no inventory, no store employees, 'n no shoplifting.

Left 4 Dead 2 at Gamestop: $50

• Gamestop has t' purchase from Valve (or other middlemen)
• Comes in a box with instruction booklet 'n the game on a DVD.
• Gamestop has t' pay for store rent, employees, shoplifting, surplus inventory, 'n markup from Valve.

So why be these the same price when ye pillage more from Gamestop 'n they have more costs?

I know Valve has t' pay for servers 'n employees, but it be nothing compared t' the total overhead all the Gamestop stores have.  Shouldn't Valve sell their games t' us for the same price (or less) than they charge physical distributors?  </rant>

Wife shares the wench husband's colorful sleep musings.

Ninja skills come in handy when ye need t' do motion capture.

Warning, second trailer be "mature"

NEW LINK   YARRRR, that be a tank shooting a jet as it falls from an exploding plane.

With everything photoed 'n categorized.  The only thing missing be... actual video games.

Oh look at that shiny thing gleaming underneath yer Christmas tree!

The site now has achievements represented by a booty, silver, 'n bronze medals.  So a single achievment has three different levels.  The first two awards be:

Old School Digi - awarded t' original crew.  Edit yer profile t' set yer "old username" t' pillage yer medal.
Tree Decorating 2009 - awarded t' people who competed in the tree contest.

Right now there be only two awards but expect more t' be added soon after I work out the details a the points system.  The idea be that each award gives ye points (more for booty, less for silver & bronze).  The points will determine yer ranking.

Dominaludus supernintendicus - (commonly referred t' as the Supernintendo Controller or "SNES"):

This specimen follows a normal evolution from it be predecessor, Dominaludus nintendicus. Although supernintendicus did not eradicate nintendicus, it took it be place in the food chain, 'n made survival very difficult for old nintendicus. Supernintendicus be very short-lived, though, as it be quickly replaced by the next step in evolution, the Dominaludus sexagentaquad, or N64.

More modern fossils

USB Heated Rabbit Gloves

Sully's Moustache < Slippery Naked lad < Demon Sasquatch

Reply with yer nominations (any console or PC) 'n soon we will vote on the Digibutter Games a the Year.

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CLICKY

*tear*

Don't forget t' check them off yer "owned" list.

I think this be the first Christmas I did not recieve a video game.  Santa, why have ye forsaken me!?

Brilliant!