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I mentioned in the State of Digibutter post that I would not have much access to a computer or internet for a while.  That's because I'm walking from Georgia to Maine along the Appalachian Trail.  I've gone over 50 miles so far!

As a true geek, I have two cell phones and a netbook.  So I will be able to connect every now and then.  I just want you all to know that I haven't died or something (unless I do get eaten by a bear, but my dog is with me, so that won't happen).

EDIT: Looks like it's true.

Special thanks to Bobz for adding the dongs which makes them literal *crag*in' magnets

Gavrilo Princip: okay
Gavrilo Princip: let's end the
Gavrilo Princip: systema is gay fad
Gavrilo Princip: with one final message
Gavrilo Princip: systema
Gavrilo Princip: what do you want to say to digibutter
systema x owl slug otp: hang on
systema x owl slug otp: Digi.

You're no better than i am.
systema x owl slug otp: Sincerely.
systema x owl slug otp: Systema.
systema x owl slug otp: P.S
systema x owl slug otp: Dongs.
 

also

Gavrilo Princip: IM NOT A LADIES MAN
Gavrilo Princip: IM A LANDMINE
Gavrilo Princip: FILMING MY OWN
Gavrilo Princip: FAKE DEATH
Gavrilo Princip: UNDER AN 88 CAVALIER I GO
Gavrilo Princip: BUT
Gavrilo Princip: BUT
Gavrilo Princip: BUT
Gavrilo Princip: BUT
Gavrilo Princip: NOTHIN BUT THE REAR BUMPER'S BLOWN
systema x owl slug otp: BUT I'S
systema x owl slug otp: BORN FOR THIS FLIGHT
systema x owl slug otp: UNITED 955
systema x owl slug otp: ON THE FIFTH OF JULY
systema x owl slug otp: BACK THE SFO WHY I
systema x owl slug otp: JOINED THE DARK SIDE
systema x owl slug otp: ON CONSUMER GRADE VIDEO
systema x owl slug otp: AT NIGHT
 

and there you have it, the last systema is anything thread ever

TO THE WINDOW TO THE WALL TO THE SWEAT DROPS FROM MAH BAAAAALLS ALL DESE FEMALE WAUGHS AWWWW SKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEE MOFU/KKA AWW SKEE SKEE YEYE

Discuss.

1. Never tell your password to anyone.
2. [(GS)]Kazter: its better in private chat
3. [(GS)]Kazter: :P
4. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: x3
5. [(GS)]Kazter: wanna leave the group chat?
6. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: hey wat r u wearing??
7. [(GS)]Kazter: anwser me ill anwser you
8. [(GS)]Kazter: :P
9. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: a skirt and a tank top :3
10. [(GS)]Kazter: i meant leave group chat
11. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
12. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: o im sorry
13. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
14. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: nyway wat r u weqaring?
15. [(GS)]Kazter: im wearing
16. [(GS)]Kazter: a shirt
17. [(GS)]Kazter: and exercise boxers
18. [(GS)]Kazter: had to take pants and socks off
19. [(GS)]Kazter: i was too hot :/
20. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: hmm so ur the sports type )
21. [(GS)]Kazter: yes i am
22. [(GS)]Kazter: well
23. [(GS)]Kazter: im 5'11 nearly 1/2
24. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: :oo
25. [(GS)]Kazter: and 214 pounds
26. [(GS)]Kazter: i turned alot of my fat into muscle
27. [(GS)]Kazter: damn straight
28. [(GS)]Kazter: muscle weighs more then fat
29. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: hmmmm
30. [(GS)]Kazter: replaced fat with muscle
31. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i like a muscle man :3
32. [(GS)]Kazter: so i weigh about
33. [(GS)]Kazter: 218 now
34. [(GS)]Kazter: which means i got more muscle
35. [(GS)]Kazter: sweet :L
36. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: im kind of a skinny girll
37. [(GS)]Kazter: lol kind*
38. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: but my boobs are pretty bigg :>
39. [(GS)]Kazter: you know
40. [(GS)]Kazter: im so exited for meeting you
41. [(GS)]Kazter: i dont even know what to do
42. [(GS)]Kazter: XD
43. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: x3
44. [(GS)]Kazter: your the type of girl that gives me my smile back
45. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: aww thanx :3
46. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: hey if u mind if i ask
47. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: how big is ur winky ;3
48. [(GS)]Kazter: id prefer not exactly go their :/
49. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: aww :c
50. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i was gettin kinda excited
51. [(GS)]Kazter: its not i dont want too
52. [(GS)]Kazter: its to keep my identity safe
53. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its not liike i'll know where u live if i know how big ur dick is
54. [(GS)]Kazter: i know
55. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: so wats ur favorite food :>?
56. [(GS)]Kazter: hmm
57. [(GS)]Kazter: hamburgers
58. [(GS)]Kazter: although
59. [(GS)]Kazter: i really like cabage too
60. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: hmm i like hamburgers too 'u'
61. [(GS)]Kazter: 'u' ?
62. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its a smilie c;
63. [(GS)]Kazter: ah
64. [(GS)]Kazter: screw it
65. [(GS)]Kazter: i love you.
66. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i think i love u too x333
67. [(GS)]Kazter: :3
68. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: wats ur name? :3
69. [(GS)]Kazter: Michael
70. [(GS)]Kazter: yours?
71. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: katie x3
72. [(GS)]Kazter: no wonder you play dead rising 2
73. [(GS)]Kazter: XD
74. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: xP
75. [(GS)]Kazter: so
76. [(GS)]Kazter: wanna play minecraft
77. [(GS)]Kazter: i know a server
78. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i cant play noww sadly (
79. [(GS)]Kazter: why D:
80. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: im on my laptop which cant run games good :/
81. [(GS)]Kazter: i hate your laptop
82. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: xD
83. [(GS)]Kazter: XD
84. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: do u play toontown??
85. [(GS)]Kazter: i used to
86. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: what abuot runescape??
87. [(GS)]Kazter: runescape is ew-ish
88. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: ohh
89. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i used to play it alot but i havent playd it in a loong time xD
90. [(GS)]Kazter: XD
91. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: have u played zwinky?
92. [(GS)]Kazter: zwinky?
93. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its sum game idk i guess u dont
94. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
95. [(GS)]Kazter: what time is it for you?
96. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: 10:54 pmm
97. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: ?
98. [(GS)]Kazter: :PPPP
99. [(GS)]Kazter: 10:55 pm
100. [(GS)]Kazter: XD
101. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: :o
102. [(GS)]Kazter: eastern time ftw
103. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: yea x3
104. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: have u ever played mvc?
105. [(GS)]Kazter: mvc?
106. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: marvle vs capcomm
107. [(GS)]Kazter: oh
108. [(GS)]Kazter: ive played it
109. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: :oo
110. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: whos ur favorite char??
111. [(GS)]Kazter: ive played it once
112. [(GS)]Kazter: wait
113. [(GS)]Kazter: i played the demo
114. [(GS)]Kazter: marvel vs capcom 2
115. [(GS)]Kazter: on ps3
116. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: hmmm
117. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i really like mvc
118. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its one of my favorite gamess x3
119. [(GS)]Kazter: where do you live btw?
120. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: new hampshiree :>
121. [(GS)]Kazter: i think that place is like
122. [(GS)]Kazter: 6 hours away
123. [(GS)]Kazter: let me check
124. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: omg u could come and visit <333
125. [(GS)]Kazter: yep
126. [(GS)]Kazter: nearly 7 hours
127. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: :oo
128. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: do u play 3d sexvilla 2??
129. [(GS)]Kazter: no
130. [(GS)]Kazter: i try to keep my computer clean :P
131. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: oo
132. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i wish u did so i could giv u a nice bj :333
133. [(GS)]Kazter: your gonna give me a boner :/
134. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: xDD
135. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: mayb thats the plan x33
136. [(GS)]Kazter: its possible
137. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i kno i feel pretty horny right now :3
138. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
139. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: rofl xD
140. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *cuddles with u*
141. [(GS)]Kazter:
142. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *puts hand on ur lap x333*
143. [(GS)]Kazter: :3
144. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: ur not just gonna leave me hangin r u?? ;3
145. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *puts hand in ur pants*
146. [(GS)]Kazter: im sorry
147. [(GS)]Kazter: shits happening
148. [(GS)]Kazter: D:
149. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: ohh :C
150. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: it's ok, i can take care of u myself ;33
151. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *starts giving u a handjob**
152. [(GS)]Kazter: im just not quite ready for this stuff yet
153. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: aww cmon :cc
154. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i wanna shit on ur dick
155. [(GS)]Kazter: ew :/
156. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: im kinda into scat :P
157. [(GS)]Kazter: scat?
158. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: and watersports
159. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i guess everyone has their own kinks c;
160. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: got any urself? o3o
161. [(GS)]Kazter: not sure
162. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i hope u like BDSM
163. [(GS)]Kazter: bdsm?
164. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
165. [(GS)]Kazter: whats bdsm
166. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its when i tie u up and beat u and then we hav sexx
167. [(GS)]Kazter: not quite
168. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: awww
169. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: wat kinda things do u like??
170. [(GS)]Kazter: sex related
171. [(GS)]Kazter: or anything
172. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: sex related ;3
173. [(GS)]Kazter: handjobs
174. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i can do those pretty good :33
175. [(GS)]Kazter: idk
176. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: but i kinda wanna grab ur cock and ram it in my ass ^___^
177. [(GS)]Kazter: im a virgin
178. [(GS)]Kazter: i dont know much
179. [(GS)]Kazter: well actually
180. [(GS)]Kazter: i know alot
181. [(GS)]Kazter: i just never tried shiz
182. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its always important to experiment )
183. [(GS)]Kazter: experiment with u :P
184. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: id love too ;D
185. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *i take off ur pants and start to give u a blowjobb*
186. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
187. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: aww cmonn ;3
188. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: r u really gonna deny a hot girl??
189. [(GS)]Kazter: listen
190. [(GS)]Kazter: i do want you
191. [(GS)]Kazter: but i dont want sex to be the priority
192. [(GS)]Kazter: love is the priority
193. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: sex is pretty important thoo
194. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i want u inside me
195. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: cmon dont be a pussy
196. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: take it like a man ;3
197. [(GS)]Kazter: Im just not in the mood
198. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: well then i guess i have to end it :C
199. [(GS)]Kazter: i know where your goin :P
200. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: if ur not gunna keep ur girl satisfied, she wont want 2 stay with u
201. [(GS)]Kazter: listen listen
202. [(GS)]Kazter: its because
203. [(GS)]Kazter: normal me
204. [(GS)]Kazter: i kinda self-heat myself
205. [(GS)]Kazter: and it changes my mood
206. [(GS)]Kazter: so i grab some refreshments
207. [(GS)]Kazter: which cools me down
208. [(GS)]Kazter: which releases me :L
209. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: so u jack off
210. [(GS)]Kazter: sometimes
211. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
212. [(GS)]Kazter: i dont jerk off for the fun of it
213. [(GS)]Kazter: i do it cuz it feels good when i juice
214. [(GS)]Kazter: :P
215. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: would it motivate u if i gave u a pic of me?
216. [(GS)]Kazter: sure?
217. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: mmkaay
218. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: http://i.imgur.com/1or6B.jpg
219. [(GS)]Kazter: lol spoon
220. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: rofl xD
221. [(GS)]Kazter: i like your eyes though
222. [(GS)]Kazter: they look unreal
223. [(GS)]Kazter: :P
224. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: thanxx >u<
225. [(GS)]Kazter: got any others?
226. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: do u think i could get a pic of u?? :oo
227. [(GS)]Kazter: ive tried
228. [(GS)]Kazter: i never seem to get a good pic
229. [(GS)]Kazter: never
230. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: aww its okaay
231. [(GS)]Kazter: -forever alone-
232. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
233. [(GS)]Kazter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AyJyoiH5-k
234. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i just wanna know wat 2 imagine >3<
235. [(GS)]Kazter: love that song
236. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: omg i luv dubstepp
237. [(GS)]Kazter: i could watch you for a lifetime
238. [(GS)]Kazter: your my favourite movie
239. [(GS)]Kazter: a thousand endings
240. [(GS)]Kazter: you mean everything to me
241. [(GS)]Kazter: i never know whats coming
242. [(GS)]Kazter: forever fascinated
243. [(GS)]Kazter: hope you dont stop runnin
244. [(GS)]Kazter: to me cuz ive been waitin
245. [(GS)]Kazter: :3
246. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: x33
247. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i got another pic of mee ;33
248. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: http://i.imgur.com/E5cHa.jpg
249. [(GS)]Kazter: cheesy :/
250. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: :cc
251. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: sorry i had 2 take it in the mirror cuz i couldnt take a good picture any other wayy
252. [(GS)]Kazter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ETcr19N3NE
253. [(GS)]Kazter: read the description
254. [(GS)]Kazter: ive gotten skinnier since
255. [(GS)]Kazter: its me failing at football
256. [(GS)]Kazter: :P
257. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: x33
258. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: wher in the video can i get the best look at u :3??
259. [(GS)]Kazter: that one?
260. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: yea
261. [(GS)]Kazter: its the only one with a real video
262. [(GS)]Kazter: oh
263. [(GS)]Kazter: in the video
264. [(GS)]Kazter: at 2:00
265. [(GS)]Kazter: 1:57
266. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: x333 ur so cuuute
267. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
268. [(GS)]Kazter: i have long arms
269. [(GS)]Kazter: i should be an enderman!
270. [(GS)]Kazter: enderball!!!
271. [(GS)]Kazter: XD
272. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: xDD
273. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: so do u think ur willin 2 cyber with me now?? ;333
274. [(GS)]Kazter: not really
275. [(GS)]Kazter: dunno what to do
276. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its ok
277. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: just follow my lead ;D
278. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
279. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *pulls out ur huge cock & starts givin u a handjob*
280. [(GS)]Kazter: -lays back-
281. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *starts to go faster and fast *
282. [(GS)]Kazter: -gets pretty exited- :P
283. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *starts to give a bj*
284. [(GS)]Kazter: - gets the 0_0 face and says: oh yeah-
285. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *goes really deeep ;DDD*
286. [(GS)]Kazter: -puts hand behind head and pushes faster-
287. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *i put my wet pussy on ur dick*
288. [(GS)]Kazter: -says holy damn-
289. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *i push it in and give a loud sigh*
290. [(GS)]Kazter: -cock gets even harder-
291. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *i start riding it and it feel so gooood ;33*
292. [(GS)]Kazter: -feels unbelievably good-
293. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *starts to feel like shes gonna climax*
294. [(GS)]Kazter: climax?
295. [(GS)]Kazter: as in jizz?
296. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its like cumming but 4 girls
297. [(GS)]Kazter: ok
298. [(GS)]Kazter: -goes faster for her-
299. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *starts feeling reaaly gooood*
300. [(GS)]Kazter: -hears her moan louder, gets ready for here-
301. [(GS)]Kazter: her*
302. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *cums and starts farting*
303. [(GS)]Kazter: -see's a bunch of stuff spilling out of her pussy-
304. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *spaghetti falls out of my pocket*
305. [(GS)]Kazter: the *crag*?
306. [(GS)]Kazter: also
307. [(GS)]Kazter: why would you fart
308. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *starts shitting and pissing*
309. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
310. [(GS)]Kazter: thats just nasty
311. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
312. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *bends legs really harrd*
313. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *ur dick breaks off*
314. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
315. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *blood everywhere*
316. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *turns into a werewolf*
317. [(GS)]Kazter: what the ball shit?
318. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: now im my fursona ;33
319. [(GS)]Kazter: well its kinda over
320. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
321. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: no cmon it only just started
322. [(GS)]Kazter: well if *crag* breaks off
323. [(GS)]Kazter: theirs a problem
324. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
325. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *rips ur arms off and uses them as butt plugs*
326. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: omg this feels soo goood x333
327. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *takes off prosthetic leg and shoves it in ur mouth*
328. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: oohhh yeaaah x333
329. [(GS)]Kazter: you are so random
330. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: SPOON xD
331. [(GS)]Kazter: also
332. [(GS)]Kazter: where the *crag* would you get a fake leg from
333. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
334. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i lost my legs when i was 6 xDD
335. [(GS)]Kazter: really?
336. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: yea
337. [(GS)]Kazter: how?
338. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: wood chipper
339. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: dont ask xDD
340. [(GS)]Kazter: D:
341. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: yea i have wheels now :>
342. [(GS)]Kazter: wheels?
343. [(GS)]Kazter: wheelchair?
344. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: no i have a pole with wheel on it
345. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i squeak when i roll around x3
346. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
347. [(GS)]Kazter: *crag*
348. [(GS)]Kazter: brb
349.  
350. and then I blocked and removed him.

I'M HIGH ON MOONIJUANA

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Its about to be Halloween, and you know what that means! Or maybe you don't! Regaurdless, I am gonna try to live stream movies and junk on Halloween or some date around Halloween this october. So, to get down to brass tacks yall should just toss any movies you'd like to see down in the comments. Hopefully we can have a well made list by like the middle of the month.

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