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But we don't have an official channel for discussion.

They don't quite work as well in 3D
but Bruce Willis makes up for it

Russel is a *crag*ing giant sea monster now.

that's both strange and awesome at the same time

I would've given him a lot of money for being that awesome.

good job

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-RwCicbTN0...
Everyone saw this coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZrQialji38

lol australia

look at that smug crook

omg

TASTE LIKE BABY FOOD

Uh... Wow.

WHAT

NEW DESSERT

The sentry one is quite good. I rather liked the fake news article, but I feel that the one with the crowbar being thrown at Breen is a little too cryptic.

I guess we'll see why 2010 won't be like 2010

look at that smug asshole

I lol'd.

It's better than Cody's shit

On the 360, it's 18 GB. On the PS3, It's 38 GBs. 360 has a total of 3 disks.

I don't think Yakuza 3 looks all that great, but if that's what you're into.

OH HEY I JUST FINISHED PLAYING THROUGH THAT GAME
You are Gordon Freeman, theoretical physicist. You are told by scientists to get an HEV suit and go to the test chamber, which you do. You push a sample from an alien world into a beam thing, but something goes wrong, creating a Resonance Cascade, which gives the various inhabitants of the planet Xen a chance to invade. Your goal is to make it to the surface, fighting your way past headcrabs, the zombies that they make, Vortigaunts, and barnacles. As you progress you encounter a large tentacle thing, which you destroy. As you get nearer to the surface, you find that the military will not help you, and have been dispatched to kill you and everyone in Black Mesa. After this your goal is to reach the Lambda Complex, for some reason. You encounter some alien things, look a bit like large armored vortigaunts. Nothing all too important, except for the ninjas, and you find yourself at the Lambda Complex. You must restore the core to working power, to allow the portals (which you don't have clearance to know about) to function. You get some weapons (which you don't have clearance to know about) from the weapons department (which you don't have clearance to know about) and get the core working. You make your way to the top, and enter the portal to Xen. This part doesn't last long, and you find yourself in the Gonarch's Lair. The Gonarch is sort of a headcrab queen(?). You kill it, and progress. You find a factory, which seems to be in the business of making those armored alien things, and eventually come face to face with the Nihilanth, which is leading the invasion. You kill it, and find yourself on a platform in Xen. G-Man talks to you, explaining how Xen is under control for now, and places you on a tram sort of thing. The G-Man offers you employment, you accept, and await assignment.
Next assignment: Half-Life 2. This whole incident may have attracted attention to Earth, which is why the Combine invaded.

You are Gordon Freeman, interdimensional freelance mute for hire. This is your story <-- All you need to know to play Half-Life 2

OKAY, THERES THIS LITTLE BUTTON
IT SAYS EDIT PROFILE
I LEAVE IT TO YOU TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO NEXT

Well it looks like you linked your old account correctly. So you should be able to set the username to be Sinani206 now. What does it say when you try?

large iron penises

I must have this game.

awesome

Yep, that's the first 8-bit Bass, unless you want to get technical on how Bass appeared on the computer screen in MM9. I didn't care much about Protoman in 9, but I might actually buy Bass.

you posted to much, it happened to me too

THE LORD CRUMP IN THE CBOX IS A LIE
don't believe a thing he says he's going to DOOM YOU ALL.

That pic is so bad that I lost my boner before I had one.

Someone told me to draw it like that so yeah

oh hey it's Lord Crump Cid

Cid Highwind is the Chuck Norris of videogame badasses

Why does Party Escort Submission Postion sound so *crag*ing sexy?

OMFG COMBINE SUPER SOLDIERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4hft34WRYw

combine dialogue is in portal cuz the combine are cool