why?

because all of the other candidates are retarded and gay.

do you really want the person in charge to be retarded and gay?

what are you a faggot?

things i will do to make digibutter better

1. get rid of the gays (all of u)

2. get rid of the furries

3. give everyone free games (not guaranteed to be good)

reasons why the other candidates are faggots

goronmask: he's whipped

tails doll: he's a furry i think idk

smaug: i dont even know what the *crag* he is

meowmixer: he wont tell his sister i said hoLLa

ph1r3: he's a poophead

dim: he's dim

shadoo: he's the new nas and hates everything

flav: i dont really have anything against flav so you can choose between us

crump: where the hell did he even come from

why i'm a good candidate

im darkz and therefore i'm not a faggot or retarded so you should vote for me (or flavio idrc)

i'm good at all the games i play

css: i get all the headshots

gears of war: i chainsaw everythnig because guns are for gays

league of legends: morde is the best character in the game

wow: alliance is teh best

tf2: i'm good at playing the actual game mostly because everyone just stands around idling and trading
 and buying retarded ass rings

l4d: again i get all the headshtos

eye: smgs are the best

halo: no headshots i use the sword

so if you're a crybaby scrub who got owned by me in this post we can 1v1 and you cna maybe reclaim ur honor (u wont you're gonna get dunked)

so vote for me faggots