ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE LAND OF TEAM FORTRESS 2, A MELEE MATCH APPEARED WITH CHALLENGERS TO BE SLAYED
IT WAS PROPHECISED THAT A HEAVY AND A SOLDIER WOULD COME AND SAVE THE DAY
TWO MOTHER*CRAG*ERS EMERGED! KILLING NIGGAS DAT WERE GAY
TO TEACH A VALUED LESSON THESE BROS THEY HAD ASSURED
KILLING ALL OF TEAM BLUE, MAKING SURE THE CANCER WAS CURED
DEMO KNIGHTS AND SPYS TRIED TO REBEL AGAINST THIS POWER
BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT IT WOULD BE THERE FINAL HOUR
WHEN VID AND LOAF, HEAVY OF BOXING AND SOLDIER OF STEEL
TAUGHT ALL THOSE MOTHER*CRAG*ERS WHAT IT MEANT TO BE REAL
EQUALIZER TO THE BACK AND KGB TO THE FACE
TEAM LOAF AND VID SHOWED THOSE *crag*S WHO WAS THE MASTER RACE
BUT THEN PEOPLE GOT WISE AND WENT TO TEAM BLUE
THESE *CRAG*ERS LOST VALUE AND WHAT IT MEANT TO BE TRUE
SO ALONE FOUGHT LOAF AND VID, 2 HEADBUTTING MOTHER*CRAG*ERZ
ULTRA RACING TRUCKERZ
BUYING WEAPONS STRAIGHT FROM TUCKERZ
THEY KILLED 8 OF BLUE AS ONLY RED OF 2
THROUGH THE MIDST OF THIS BATTLE, THROUGH THE INTENSITY OF THIS FRAY
LOAFSKZ AND VID INFERNO WITH LOW HEALTH SAVED THE *CRAG*ING DAY
AWWW YEAH
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Lovely.
INTRODUCING THE RED SOLDIER, THE JACK OF ALLTRADES
BOTH WEAPONS CRAZY TACTICS LEAVIN EM ALL IN THEIR GRAVES
AND THERE'S THE RED HEAVY AND HIS RED GLOVES
CLUMSY WITH THEIR HITTIN BUT FIXIN TO PUT A HURTIN ON ALL A YA *CRAG*IN BITCHES
You are truly one of the greatest artists of our time.
good times