So I was talking with my bro about how an Aquaman movie could work
Posted by Lord Crump Jul 26 2010 05:07 GMT in The Dump
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The film would revolve around the BP oil spill and Aquaman's efforts to track down and kill the villainous corporate ghouls responsible for the mess

In addition, they'd need to get Sylvester Stallone to play Aquaman; there would be plenty of machine guns and explosions and we'd get to hear Stallone say "YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE SEA? WELL THINK AGAIN"


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it would still suck because there would be no black mantis
Reply by Tails Doll Jul 26 2010 05:07 GMT
they're making a captain america movie, why not aquaman?
Reply by Hooly Jul 26 2010 05:09 GMT
Aquaman should have a gigantic chin and pectorals the size of the Bering Sea. If he can punch people hard enough, then his shitty powers won't matter as much.
Reply by ©na Jul 26 2010 05:17 GMT
Hooly Captain America has more ideas to work with, Aquaman has the *crag*ing sea and the ability to talk to marine animals, at most that'll make a kids movie.
Reply by Fallen Shade Jul 26 2010 05:48 GMT
HE CAN TALK TO MARINE ANIMALS
HE CAN GET SHARKS TO *CRAG* BITCHES UP
Reply by ©na Jul 26 2010 05:56 GMT
technically he also has super-strength, super-swimming and other powers (I know as I read comic books)
it's just that his ability to command marine life has always been the one "weird thing" that sets him apart from others; take that away and he's essentially underwater superman
Reply by Lord Crump Jul 26 2010 05:59 GMT
boreale you moron aquaman is like e rated he can't use sharks to hurt people
also crump it still sucks because there is no black manta
Reply by Tails Doll Jul 26 2010 06:01 GMT

Actually Tails he does use sharks to hurt people; in fact in Brightest Day #1 he summoned a zombie shark to take down a bunch of pedophile modern-day pirates (Undead shark because it's Blackest Night Aftermath when Aquaman was an evil Black Lantern zombie; for some reason some of the Black Lantern still rests in him, even though he was resurrected at the end by the Life Entity); also in the same issue Black Manta bloodily butchered a bunch of civilians in a fish shop or something

 

Also, Black Manta could be in the film as a mercenary hired by BP or something

Reply by Lord Crump Jul 26 2010 06:08 GMT
Black manta would work as an assassin. You've seen the DC cartoons, haven't you?
Reply by Tails Doll Jul 26 2010 06:12 GMT
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