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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 12 2015 22:06 GMT
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Super-Claus
no it *crag*ing isnt
Demented N
K. Rool having Kaptain K. Rool and Baron K. Roolenstein as alt costumes needs to be a thing if he gets in
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 06 2015 18:57 GMT
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Doopliss

You'd have to hit me in the head pretty hard to get me to vote in a diddy clone. Diddy is pain in the ass enough

Super-Claus
Wonder red and bayo and geno for smash nigga
and dedede *crag* it give penguin lord a second slot he's *crag*ing great I love that fat son of a bitch

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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 30 2014 14:42 GMT
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Gold Prognosticus
At least they managed to catch it at a point where it's treatable.
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lol

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 02 2014 01:39 GMT
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or any other kind of chemistry too i guess, but most specifically those two.

Doopliss

I've done all of the above, but at my uni they covered all the content in lectures. The textbooks were purely supplementary and cost hundreds of dollars so I didn't bother. But I'm in a different country so idk how it'll work for you, godspeed

weedlord bonerhitler
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There is something absolutely amazing about falling down, ramming your anal sphincter into a hard mass of this earth. The resultant bruise and pain is worse than forced anal. One has to rise to the occasion an try to maintain composure? Mainly as it hurts so bad to sit on your ass? It is like being kicked in the butthole with a boot.. if that boot had a chopstick on the end. Targeted precise pain direct to the location of truth and understanding.
When you find that you have done this level of damage you instantly fear pooping. It becomes a excruciating act lest not forget farting too hard will blow blood mist if you break the protective barrier your body seals for repairs. Take comfort in knowing the water is bright red knowing it is less likely to die by rectum. Wiping turns to a act of brutality to be confined to the most heinous torture methods of unnamed government rendering. Throb Throb Throb it says.. Painfully not letting you sleep, not letting you shit, not letting you die.. As April 15 approaches you must pay taxes... It is truly true that taxes take the highest form of compassion in this situation.
This is not your normal gym roid rage, wish me luck! I promise this is 100% serious and lame as can be... I likely should not have rode my bicycle 160 miles while trying to heal. Houston please advise before my oring blows out and kills this mission.

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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 08 2014 01:33 GMT
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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Mar 22 2014 02:09 GMT
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overall absurdly solid game, I'd say in many ways surpasses dark souls 1 which is saying a *crag*in lot. Only major gripe is that overall the boss designs are  less creative this time around, and enemy desgins a little bit too, but that said most boss fights are still great mechanic wise. but uh this isn't a formal review so *crag* saying more words, I'll add whatever else I want to say in comments if I feel like it.

Anyone who has any questions about game ask and thou shalt receive.

Super-Claus
but can it pay my taxes?
weedlord bonerhitler
yes

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Mar 25 2014 04:20 GMT
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said nobody ever

Super-Claus
but can it pay my taxes?
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Mar 07 2014 01:15 GMT
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Super-Claus
popple play the digibutter nuzlocke
luvbi

what the hell i didn't mean to post that three times


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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Feb 20 2014 06:13 GMT
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all hail (heil) helix

JacobDaGun
Okay, then. Looks decent.
Gold Prognosticus
ROUND TWO BEGINS
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Mar 01 2014 05:49 GMT
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i mean i have iphone so its cool i just would prefer this on 3ds :

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Dec 16 2013 01:57 GMT
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ZarJaMar Presents:

A growing probem...[Warning: Long Story ahead]

...this will actually be the first time I've ever told ANYONE about this...I guess it's easier to talk to strangers than to people you know after all...my hands are shaking uncontrollably as I type this...words cannot describe how nervous and vulnerable I feel at this moment...

WARNING: In the story below, I get rather long winded and talk about things that...well, a minority of people, especially here, feel or have felt. It may become a little clearer if you read my little biography, but if you want to skip ahead, feel free. Just look for the next bold message.


Back in high school, my junior year, I was 6'1" and weighed 165 lbs. I was toned, I was fit, and I was very active in sports, specifically track, soccer and the school's martial arts club. Come my senior year, my family didn't have the money to renew my physical, so it was no sports for me. With no sports, I had no reason to exercise By the end of the year, I had gained 10 pounds.
This was a foreign concept to me, the boy who was always so think he was compared to a pencil all the time. I had weighed 165 since I was in middle school, despite how I ate and how I exercised. Now, I was 175, 10 pounds of fat right there in my midsection. This is the first time I've ever really been...well...tubby. I wasn't overweight by any means, but I definitely wasn't in top shape anymore.
At first, I hated it. I started looking for pictures of obese people to spur me into loosing weight. It horribly backfired. Instead of disgusted, I became curious. I've always had the curiosity in one way, shape or form - in high school, I found myself making friends with the ones that were often seen as over weight and found myself staring at the bellies of others; this is the first time I've actually thought of actually being fat myself. I mean, so many of those people looked happy, grabbing at their belly, getting it painted, having other people pat it and touch it...it made me look at it in a completely different light. I wanted to know what more felt like.
I started gaining weight on purpose. I had gained 10 pounds in my first year of trying. Then I had actually stumbled upon websites that supported gaining weight, inflation, all for the sake of happiness and sexuality. I remember thinking, "People think this is sexy?". My mind flipped. I had never once thought of myself as attractive when I was skinny...I had started wondering what these people would think of me. I didn't care if the site was pointed towards gay men, the site had a few women on there, too. I joined.
The reaction I received was never anticipated. Responses came pouring in. "That's a cute belly you have, I can't wait to see what you look like at 200." - "Would you be interested in a feeding session?" - "I've got some advise on gaining weight if you're interested" along with many others. I was hooked. These people liked me. They thought my body was sexy and the fact that I was willing to grow more turned them on. I had even created a persona - one that was two years older than I was, making me 21 at the time rather than 19, and that was gay, since I got the most responses that way. Thus, David Orisons was born, aka 'TigerGuy108'. I didn't care, I wanted the attention. Lord knows I didn't get it from the ladies when I was fit. Might as well get it from men when I'm fat, even if I had no interest in going further than a conversation with them. Hell, to a point, it was turning me on. Watching as I went from being barely able to eat 4 double cheeseburgers in one sitting to 6, then 8, then 10. The feeling was intense!
In the next year I had gained 45 pounds, putting me at an even 230. My mind was warped, my body was unfit, and I constantly looked like I was pregnant. It wasn't until I finally hit that bench mark that my mind finally clicked. "What the hell have I been doing to my body?!" I signed up for the military, the Air Force Reserves to be exact. It took me 3 months, but I eventually made the weight cut - I got myself back down to 200 pounds. During basic I had lost an additional 15, bringing me down further to 185. When it came time to get to Technical training for my job, I was probably in the best shape I've been in my life. I was one of the swiftest people in my squadron, within the top 5 out of 40 people. During technical training, I had gained 5 pounds, but I was still beating my old records. That was 5 pounds of muscle I was adding. I was genuinely happy for the first time in a long time.
When I came home, my parents already noticed a big difference in me. For the first month I kept up my regimen. After that, I started relaxing, getting back into my old habits. Then I found the website again. "Hey, it's been a while. Is everything okay?" - "It's almost been a year now, I bet you're already twice as big as you were." - "You should send me a message sometime, I can't wait to hear from you." Even after a year, these people were still trying to get a hold of me. My heart sank. How could I tell them that I quit being a gainer? That I wasn't who they thought I was? I couldn't. Some of these people I considered my friends, I would never feel the same if I lost them.
I created a ruse, told them that I had been sick the whole summer, made me loose my weight and that it brought me down to 190, almost to where I started. I had been caught in a lie: If I don't show progress, they won't believe me and will stop talking to me. I started bloating with water, milk, anything I could find. I even started gorging myself on live webcams. People were offering to pay me to eat, started asking if I could be in a relationship with them. I had people falling in love with me. No, not with me, with David Orisons. I actually had a person willing to pay for a ticket so I could spend a week with him. Before I knew it, I had dug myself back into my hole again, and it's far deeper than before. There were several times where I would stop and loose 15 pounds in the period of one month, but I would easily be brought back into my curiosity.

Story is over, please continue to read.

I am 6'1, 22 years old, and I weigh 227 pounds. I have a BMI of 29.9 and a Body Fat Percentage of 28.31%. Right now, I am considered clinically obese. I can't take this. I won't take this, but I now realize that I can't do this alone. I've prayed long and hard and I feel that in my heart this is the place I can go. You are the people I can talk to. That you people can inspire me in ways I would never be able to on my own. I have developed a goal, I have developed a methodology. What I need is the motivation to keep going, the kind words to keep me from falling back into my old ways again. I'm NOT David Orisons, I am Jaime Daniel de Salazar y Martinez, and I will not take this lying down.
I'm not a fool, I'm fairly sure that my 165 weight is forever gone to me, but my goal is go get back down to at least 175 and to bring my Body fat down to 15%.
I will be writing in a journal, taking notes on what I eat, how much I exercise, and doing regular measurements/photos to show my progress. Before I was able to loose 13 pounds in a month without being dedicated to my regimen past the first week while still maintaining a healthy diet full of nutrients, imagine what I can do if I remain diligent?
As I said before...this will have been the first time I've every shared this with anyone...please don't tell me I made a mistake. I really need your help.

Super-Claus

just take scissors and cut off the fat whats the worst that could happen

Fortran
Can't say I haven't been here.

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Dec 09 2013 07:55 GMT
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its a garbage franchise

MM

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sonyggers

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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Nov 17 2013 21:08 GMT
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million copies sold in 24 hours, confirmed to 'win' the 'console wars'

is still black and shiny will probably still somehow collect an obscene amount of dust even if its in constant use

cost 399.99

microsoft is *crag*ed

i think it'll have games eventually?

discuss

Francis
I predict the PS4 sales will be just as bad as Wii U's. Xbox One even worse.
weedlord bonerhitler
lol ouya has so much swag its not even funny
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Nov 16 2013 22:46 GMT
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weedlord bonerhitler
no sir i have not
Francis
never. i did trade in a bunch of N64 games when there was like a last-chance gamestop extra credit offer as it was being phased out. But they were mediocre games or games that were so common they could easily be replaced.

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Nov 04 2013 04:46 GMT
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everyone asking me to do shit i can't keep track, so post it here and i'll add it to my instant que. this is how things must happen and if you dont post here i will not listen to you

Doopliss

1. Suck my cock

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1, Turn Jeff Goldblum into a fly

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Oct 25 2013 02:38 GMT
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boral and papsy poop lord were out for a video games Valentine's walk video games. As they went, papsy poop lord rested her hand on boral's video games. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so video games, boral was filled with video games dread.

"Do you suppose it's video games here?" she asked video games.

"You video games silly," papsy poop lord said, tickling boral with her video games. "It's completely video games."

Just then, a video games video games leapt out from behind a video games and video games papsy poop lord in the video games. "Aaargh!" papsy poop lord screamed.

Things looked video games. But boral, although she was video games, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a video games and, video games, beat the video games video games until it ran off. "That will teach you to video games innocent people."

Then she clasped papsy poop lord close. papsy poop lord was bleeding video games. "My darling," boral said, and pressed her lips to papsy poop lord's video games.

"I love you," papsy poop lord said video games, and expired in boral's arms.

boral never loved again.

weedlord bonerhitler
YOU DIGINET NAVY PEOPLE SURE ARE MISSING OUT
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That story had a startling lack of video games
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 28 2011 05:02 GMT
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weedlord bonerhitler
I suggest others follow suit here
Nastasia
hey matt flav says "suck it"

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 09 2011 16:56 GMT
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Discuss.

Popple
That's not how you spell Pinkie Pie.
Nastasia
>should ban paula again but vid will ruin all the fun

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Sep 21 2013 21:37 GMT
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Super-Claus

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I want those cats

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Sep 21 2013 00:15 GMT
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Ignorant
I stared into the abyss...
AND THE ABYSS STARED BACK

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 26 2013 04:42 GMT
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howdy campers, get pumped for the wednesday night cartoon smash. what does that mean? idk but i'm showing cartoons it'll be p cool. the party will begin at like 7:30 PSt probably and the link to the stream will be posted then

here is what the schedule looks like so far for the cartoon smash:

first we start with a block of Flash we call it the Flash Block. Tomorrow's featured Flash animations will be centered around popular flash artist Kirbopher, best known for his work on the Brawl Taunts franchise with Runka~Chunk. It's going to be like Masterpiece Theater but about a retard basically. here are the flashes:

Brawl Funnies

Street Fighter Chode

and of course, TOME episodes 1 through 3 by the genius Kirbopher himself (remember to pay for his college)

 

the next block of smashed cartoon we will be serving you for the dinner course will be the cartoon smashtakular. featured in the smashtakular block will be:

Sealab 2021

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Teen Titans

and The Venture Bros

 

Final block you have to injest with your cartoon viewing stomachs attached to cartoon eyes will be the Mystery Block. Oh my. Nobody knows what will be shown here, maybe Seinfeild or Arrested Development, maybe yogi bear, BUT PROBABLY KANGAROO JACK.

so yeah get pumped this is happening.

weedlord bonerhitler
postponing this until friday

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 23 2013 17:52 GMT
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Friend codes are in this thread: http://digibutter.nerr.biz/topics/277819/animal-crossing-new-leaf-fc-exchange

Post your turnip prices here everyday so that we can all make the most out of this system and be rich bitches. Today in my town Joan is selling Turnips at 100 bells a pop, so not the best day to buy in my town.

Nastasia
im going to let my turnips rot so i can get a fly and get one step closer to completing museum suck it nerd
also i cant figure out how turnips work anyway i thought you were supposed to plant them but that didnt do anything oh well
Popple
My turnips are 130 today.

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 17 2013 19:52 GMT
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OOT, 3d land and Luigi's Mansion I can get from a friend, so I'm thinking either Fire Emblem or Kid Icarus?

Doopliss

They're both incredible games, either way you'll be set

sims
as long as you're not left-handed KI is a pretty good game
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Oct 01 2012 03:44 GMT
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Tails Doll
lucas destroyed the last copies of the star wars trilogy that were unedited. all of them. good luck finding that shit man.

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Sep 11 2012 03:51 GMT
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this is happening

I am blanche

weedlord bonerhitler
popple is stella
Tails Doll
popple is so fat how does he even walk