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Posted by darkz Sep 25 2010 03:19 GMT
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THAT BOBZ GUY
ok
Fallen Shade


Posted by darkz Sep 21 2010 21:33 GMT
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Discus- OH WAIT, WE ALREADY KNOW HE'S GAY, WHAT'S TO DISCUSS?

Super-Claus
u mad?
©na
We can elaborate on why he's gay
Except we all know why he is gay, so no point in that.

Posted by darkz Sep 21 2010 03:51 GMT
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Surf Wax America: i have no
Surf Wax America: fcking clue
Surf Wax America: what is in
Surf Wax America: his head
Bubbleman: g2g
Surf Wax America: k bye
Surf Wax America: dirty
Surf Wax America: fat
Surf Wax America: slimy
Surf Wax America: mexican
Surf Wax America: trashy
Surf Wax America: cute
Surf Wax America: faggot
Bubbleman: what
Surf Wax America: but who cares
Surf Wax America: you're my faggot.
Surf Wax America: <3
 

systema
part deux: the missing chapter
Bubbleman: what
Surf Wax America: you're my faggot.
Surf Wax America: <3
Bubbleman: the hell
darkz
actually it's an inside joke but you wouldn't get it because you weren't cool enough to go to igh

Posted by darkz Sep 20 2010 03:56 GMT
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Discuss.

systema

hey whats uphey what's up

Twytch


Posted by darkz Sep 20 2010 03:32 GMT
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post

Nastasia
reply
systema
løl

Posted by darkz Sep 20 2010 03:04 GMT
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Bubbleman: hey
Bubbleman: we should do mige impressions
Bubbleman: heres mine
Surf Wax America: great
Surf Wax America: here's mine
Bubbleman: that was terrible
Bubbleman: mige doesnt act like that
Surf Wax America: yes he does
Bubbleman: give me a chatlog showing he does
Surf Wax America: Surf Wax America: LOL PPPPPPPPOSRF
Mige:
Bubbleman: wow
Bubbleman: i was wrong

Nastasia
what
systema

episode 59 of darkzero and systema's daily sitcom

 

i hate these filters kill them


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Posted by darkz Sep 18 2010 00:44 GMT
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©na

It wasn't very good honestly.

But it did show that Hitoshi is MANLY AS *CRAG*

Viddd
i didn't even know

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Posted by darkz Sep 04 2010 14:16 GMT
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holy shit

Popple
They were joking about this on a GDC Giantbombcast, but I can't believe the developers actually did this.
Manpersonguything
If you spawn sushi, eric will kick it.

Posted by darkz Sep 06 2010 04:37 GMT
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Metal Man: ph1r3
Metal Man: more like
Metal Man: ph4r7
Ph1r3: metal man
Ph1r3: more like
Ph1r3: metal
Ph1r3: uh
Ph1r3: WOman
 

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Metal Man: dog
Metal Man: that
Metal Man: thats crossing the line
Linkshot

I agree with Crowski that the only way to not creep out a woman is to trigger her RAW INSTINCTS


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Posted by darkz Jul 13 2010 15:42 GMT
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©na
That is perhaps the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Twytch
flavio confirmed for stuttering peacock

Posted by darkz Nov 30 2009 21:41 GMT
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this is in mw2 but i don't know how to get it. ):

Orangesoda
???????
darkz
ok i got it now

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Posted by darkz Jul 07 2010 19:52 GMT
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darkz
yes

Posted by darkz Jul 14 2010 05:40 GMT
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pls

MattTheSpratt
no
darkz
oh god we almost had a finished portrait

Posted by darkz Jul 02 2010 03:27 GMT
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Mr. Moran: oiio
Mr. Moran: poop
darkzero: going into the syst cant spell thread
Mr. Moran: that doesnt exist yet
darkzero: NOW IT DOES

Systema

darkz
lol

Posted by darkz Jul 26 2010 03:42 GMT
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The Badage boys are back in town



Akbar

Akbar, a powerful vampire, was burnt when the Mother and Father, Akasha and Enkil, were put into the sun. He resides in Antioch, in search of the Mother and Father, and leaves his victims on the steps of the Temple.

Akbar threatens to kill Pandora unless Marius allows him to see and drink from the ancient couple. He drains Pandora to near death before Marius allows him to see the Mother and Father, and is later destroyed by Akasha when he attempts to drink from her.



Azim

Azim was one of the older vampires. He ruled as a god for a thousand years in a secret temple in the Himalayas, where those who went to worship him never returned alive.

He conducted disturbing rituals and entices Pandora to participate in them in return for Marius' location (when Marius gets trapped in the ice after Akasha awakens).

Akasha spares him during her worldwide slaughter, but for a purpose. She sees him as the ultimate symbol of vampire evil and explodes his body in front of human witnesses.




Benji

A spirited boy of twelve, Benji was bought from a nomadic Arab tribe by Sybelle's brother Fox to care for Sybelle, which Benji loved to do. Benji was the genius of the tribe, able to read English, Hebrew and Arabic, and was bought from the tribe under the terms of a long-term lease of bondage for which Fox paid Benji's father five thousand dollars.

Benji prayed for a demon to take his soul if only to save Sybelle from her violent brother, Fox. His prayers were answered (in a way) when Armand (after going into the sun) killed Fox. Benji, along with Sybelle, become Armand's mortal children, and he his later made a vampire by Marius.




Daniel Molloy

Daniel was the recorder of Louis' confession that later became the story Interview with the Vampire. Born in 1955, Daniel comes across Armand in 1975, after he had recorded Louis' story.

He becomes Armand's mortal companion, but conflicts drive them apart. Armand continually refuses Daniel's requests for immortality.

Daniel turns to alcohol and becomes a mortal recipient of the dream of the twins. In 1985, Armand gives Daniel (who is dying) immortal life. He survives Akasha's worldwide slaughter of vampires.




Druid Vampire (God of the Grove)

The Druid Vampire, also known as the God of the Grove, was kept in an oak tree by the Druids to preside over their harvest and to ensure the fertility of their land. He was badly burnt when Akasha and Enkil were placed in the sun, and as a result of his weakened state, the Druids went in search for another god.

The Druids abduct Marius and return him to their god, who subsequently makes Marius a vampire. He is destroyed by the Druids when he tries to accompany Marius in search of reasons as to why so many vampires where burnt.




Synopsis

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Here is the first in the Biblically inspired series, The Jesus Chronicles, which brings to life the story of Jesus, told in the voices of those who knew and loved him best-the Gospel writers John, Mark, Matthew, and Luke.

In this volume, readers will discover John's story, a thrilling account of the life of the man who came to fulfill the prophecies of the Old Testament and to save all of humankind-and the disciple who was the last eyewitness to Jesus' glory. Readers will experience firsthand the creation of the Gospel of John as well as the Book of Revelation-Scripture that still has profound meaning for the world 2,000 years later.
Publishers Weekly.




Elder

An ancient Egyptian vampire, the Elder was the guardian of Akasha and Enkil prior to Marius. He was the cause of vampires everywhere being burnt (himself included), when he placed the ancient couple in the sun.

He does this to test the legend that the preservation or destruction of Akasha and Enkil is the determinant in the survival of the vampire race.

When Marius comes to remove the ancient couple from the Elder's care, the Elder becomes enraged and is killed by Akasha.




Eric

Eric was made a vampire by Maharet around BC1000 at the mortal age of thirty. He survives Akasha's worldwide slaughter due to his immortal age of three thousand years and is one of the immortals that gather at Sonoma to stand against Akasha.




Flavius

Flavius is a one-legged Greek mortal slave who Pandora falls in love with in Antioch. He becomes Pandora's companion and protector even after she is made a vampire.

To the disgust of Marius, Pandora makes Flavius a vampire as he lay on his deathbed riddled with disease. He was forty years old.

When Marius discovers what Pandora has done, he sends Flavius away. Before he left, Flavius thanked Pandora for the immortality she gave him.




Laurent

Laurent is a vampire Baby Jenks meets during Akasha's worldwide slaughter of vampires. He is killed during this event. (He may or may not be the same Laurent from Armand's first Parisian coven — this is unclear.



Madeleine

Madeleine was a Parisian doll maker who Claudia chose to be her mother and protector when Claudia feared Louis would leave her for Armand.

She was killed by Armand's coven, together with Claudia, the same year she was given immortal life. She had lost a child near Claudia's age when Louis made her a vampire, in 1862. Madeleine was the first vampire made by Louis.




Magnus

Magnus, the maker of Lestat, gave himself immortality during the 1400s when he trapped a vampire and stole blood from it. He chose to make Lestat a vampire because of his courage.

On the same night he made Lestat a vampire, during the year 1780, he destroyed himself in a fire, leaving Lestat alone to discover and learn about his immortality.




The Woop-Town Supper


There was might in the whole world of the same face deers even when the metro man dances in the moon light and continues to splash fish in the water in an attempt to play some ball.




The Dark saucepan


Also known as the spiked black man of the Ackentosh desert. He used to go out in the desert for thousands of years and would come back.Althought his head is made out of two different war melons. His uper body has more of an Italian style hear-doo


The Jenikens Chronicle
Also know as the Master of Supper in the nether regions. His head head would be imploded if the crisp the crops during the Badage civil wars. The Akasha used to use the gamers ass soer weapons because the butter on the boot would have even more then the yearsd of the yatke.



The Master of Might

The Nabonidus Chronicle is an ancient Babylonian text, part of a larger series of Babylonian Chronicles incribed in cuneiform script on clay tablets. It deals primarily with the reign of Nabonidus, the last king of the Neo-Babylonian Empire, covers the conquest of Babylon by the Persian king Cyrus the Great and ends with the start of the reign of Cyrus's son Cambyses, spanning a period from 556 BC to some time after 539 BC. It provides a rare contemporary account of Cyrus's rise to power and is the main source of information on this period;[1] Amélie Kuhrt describes it as "the most reliable and sober [ancient] account of the fall of Babylon."[2]



The essence of destruction

Although he may be just one of these old factioned faction. The master of wisom used tp bein the legue of the slit babied mammothes. It is unsure to why the health of such a large gigantic spepas uses such large and strange men.



The Roaming Swordman

He is thought to combat large spiked black zombies who use baked potatoes as a lube to make their eyes work ffaster. It was unsure why he would take such risks for only the amount of the same young hill billy uses hte sweat of a large
antelope and once they do, the large bird uses its pheromones to lure the large one with the old man happy.


The Captain of Akentoish
While employed by the Ministry of Culture in Paris, where she remained between 1981 and 1986, she produced her first novel, Le Livre des Nuits in 1985. It won six French Literary Prizes as well as the Scott Moncrieff Translations Prize in English. The reception of the book established her as a significnt new author.
In some Akasha tribes he was only a legend. That he hooked a large snail frm the young womans breast.Although his name was never more then the last siluhette, he uses the same sunrise radical to those who use hand cream.



The Nasty Banquote
She was born in Châteauroux in 1954. She remained there for eighteen months. During her childhood, with her three brothers and sisters, she moved from city to city, depending on the assignments her sub-prefect father received.

In 1976 she was awarded a Master of Philosophy by the Sorbonne, Paris, and in 1978 went on to complete an MA in philosophy and aesthetics at Université de Paris X - Nanterre. There, too, she completed a doctorate in philosophy in 1981. During those years she studied with a teacher she admires, Emmanuel Levinas, and her work focussed on the notion of asceticism in Christian mysticism.

Work
He uses the same humans as the one whpo produced the sweat y but also fat men of the large bablionial ground of which the man with the square and hte strange heart. He would cry 'Why are there latino in my huron'.

Hooly
oh jesus christ this is creepy
darkz
i love this thread

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Posted by darkz Jul 30 2010 21:15 GMT
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Fallen Shade
SUPER SAIYAN SWAGGER
darkz
ya

Posted by darkz Aug 07 2010 06:23 GMT
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Fallen Shade

ok

Fallen Shade
Don't be such a lordkat darkz

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Posted by darkz Jul 31 2010 08:06 GMT
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Popple

ACTIVISION IS A COMPANY.

DO YOU GET IT.

darkz
yeah popple

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Posted by darkz Aug 14 2010 18:39 GMT
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goty? or goty?

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
gay of the year
darkz
goty for sure

Posted by darkz Aug 06 2010 07:34 GMT
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COPYPASTA'd FROM /vp/ JUST IN CASE THREAD 404'S

 

The Global Distribution System version 1.2 has been released guys and that means it's time for a new distribution thread!
All custom pokemon that were not uploaded by the server (aka me) were deleted. This means there are only 493 pokemon, all originals and legit. New features come with this version as well:

1) The client has a built in chatting system for everyone on. Optional and not required for any functionality.
2) You can report Pokemon as well.

>How do I connect?
To connect, you need to edit the Primary DNS Server of Connection 1 on your DS (or whatever connection you use to connect to the Internet over WiFi). The DNS IP is: 76.233.99.38

>What happens if I don't use the client and choose to connect anyway?
The system will give you a random Pokemon.

>I selected a Pokemon and when I connected, I didn't get it, why?
The Pokemon might've been flagged for deletion and I deleted it. If that happens, the system is told to give you a random one to prevent your DS from erroring out/my system from crashing.

>How do I use the built in chat?
Just fill in a username and password that is at least 4 characters long each and press Login. The combination will give you a verification ID, similar to tripcodes. For example, my username and code are ShinyJirachi!3bc4fbc. It is nearly impossible to duplicate another's hash due to how it is created, but you are more than welcome to try.

>Where do I download the client?
Right here: http://www.mediafire.com/?1w993beqb1ot79l

Any additional questions? Ask me on either the chat, IRC or here in the thread:
Server: irc.esper.net
channel: #pokemon

darkz
bump because FREE POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!@$^^6896
darkz
i forgot about this

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Posted by darkz Sep 04 2010 01:47 GMT
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Nastasia
i think i need some brain bleach
Super-Claus
meow is 110 years old, he was there when this first aired

Posted by darkz Sep 03 2010 23:43 GMT
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Bubbleman: next chatter is cool
Systema: s
 

Nastasia
okay

Posted by darkz Aug 29 2010 23:02 GMT
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HERE IS MY CONTRIBUTION

http://forums.robloxhq.com/viewtopic.php?id=55352


Posted by darkz Aug 28 2010 23:48 GMT
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What should I do.

Fallen Shade
Go buy one
Slim
Purchase a copy

Posted by darkz Aug 25 2010 20:39 GMT
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he is the best


Posted by darkz Aug 26 2010 00:48 GMT
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hijos de putas

 

which is spanish for sons of bitches

Popple
Your band will be named Gay Mexican and you will enjoy it.
Tails Doll

"¡Ay Dios mio!"

"¡Hijos de putas!"


Posted by darkz Aug 20 2010 15:02 GMT
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If I see francis I'll make sure yall know

Im gonna be up in the Blue Ridge to Cascade Falls areas hiking

I'll try and take some pics and post em' in a few days

now heres what i need from you guys:

a list of 10 DS or GBA or both games to take with me, for even the manliest hiker cannot survive without a nightly doseage of nintendo

see you guys in about 2 weeks !

Twytch
don't expect me to make a Game Maker game about your mountain adventure, too; I'm done with that shit
Slim
What the *crag* is this

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Posted by darkz Aug 15 2010 21:48 GMT
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Maiq the Liar

THE JOIN PIG ARMY

darkz
have fun not being able to join servers and enjoy cool mods

Posted by darkz Aug 17 2010 02:31 GMT
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from cbox


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Posted by darkz Jun 27 2010 14:58 GMT
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But he has already met 2 more girls than any of you have met.

 

Plus he's got talent.

Nastasia
so
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
retort