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Posted by MattTheSpratt Jun 04 2010 23:08 GMT
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Fallen Shade
Atleast you're playing actual NES pieces this time around
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oh hurr

Posted by MattTheSpratt Jun 04 2010 23:46 GMT
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Which you sing to Eleanor Rigby.

 

Ah, look at all the Gay Cockniggers!
Ah, look at all the Gay Cockniggers!

Sheila Brown picks up the cock in a The Galactic Federation of Dinodongcopters and Hyperspeedhorsevagina Vehicular Tennessee where a Jesus day has been.
think in a Fiji.

raping at the speedwagon, wearing the dick that she keeps in a America by the OCTO*CRAG*ERPOTATOCANNON. Who is it for?

All the Gay Cockniggers, where do they all come from?
All the Gay Cockniggers, where do they all thrust?

Brem
Wow, you're so edgy and cool. I can tell that you are edgy and cool because you say dick and cock and niggers.
Slim

The Camping Trip

It was a cold, sexy night. Nas and Matt dicked around the campfire, slapping songs and eating hot dogs.

Soon they got tired, climbed into their dicks, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly, they were both wide awake. There was a loud fingering sound outside the tent. Matt grabbed Nas's vagina and held on for dear life. Nas started chanting, “Lions and dinners and vaginas, oh my!” over and over again.

Then into their tent fell their friend your hand. your hand had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some cum. Now the cum was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a good laugh and went back to sleep.

It turned out to be a very hard camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave Matt's backyard.


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Posted by MattTheSpratt Jun 04 2010 18:42 GMT
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omg mootle

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spike dies

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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 27 2010 11:51 GMT
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It's been long enough without one of these damn threads.

<Lou_Ferrigno> I gain $100.000, per month, and i have a z3 im my garage. And im bigger than you, you are subnutrition , hacker stupid

<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical
<dregan> Mehh.
<dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"

<@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls
<+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin
<Joelz> It can?
<Joelz> It should be called winunzip

<Cloud> whenever i try to submit my password, it says my pass is already registered
<Cloud> cant find out whats wrong
<Tranks> /msg nickserv idenitfy <password>
<Cloud> hmmm...
<Cloud> strange
<Cloud> it said it isnt registered
<Cloud> although i keep saying register it
<Cloud> brb, lemme restart mirc
* Cloud has quit IRC
* Cloud has joined #radio
<Cloud> it keeps saying my password is incorrect!
<Cloud> hey it worked
<Cloud> kept typing in <> around my password

<@Lujan> yet because more and more ppl are getting bigger tvs, and more computers, air con etc
<@Lujan> last house I was in was so old it had 10amps for the whole *crag*ing house
<@Lujan> put some toast in the toaster and the computer rebooted
<Durus> hahahaha lujan.  that's some funny shit
<@Lujan> Durus: no its not. I am the only person on the planet who had to run his toaster of his UPS

<+an_ass733> Hey guys I have someting interesing to tell
<+an_ass733> I went to a chinese restaurant for lunch today
<+an_ass733> The fortune cookie said "A successful life comes from a life of virtue and hard work."
<+an_ass733> On the back were the lottery numbers.

<0dan0> and I am simulating california in my own room
<0dan0> I have the humidifier going onto my heater, creating a warm front
<0dan0> then the window is opening letting in the cold dry air, creating a cold front
<0dan0> soon there will be precipitation as the warm air mass is forced to rise by the denser cold air
<0dan0> and my room will be a tropical rainforest
<cran> or it will be a room full of tepid air and one dumb homo

poetica09: i need to think of more ways to make an ass of myself
poetica09: it's fun stuff
poetica09: i was considering going somewhere next weekend
poetica09: and putting up a sign, like maybe outside of a store
poetica09: and a tin can
poetica09: and the sign would say
poetica09: "donate to help a deaf blind man stay alive"
poetica09: and i could be sitting on a lawn chair
poetica09: reading a magazine and listening to my cd player
poetica09: and waving at people who walk by :-p

<Silellak> Do you remember the good old days, when bottle caps said "YOU WIN" or "YOU LOSE", rather than giving you some lame code you redeem at their ad-filled website?
<Silellak> I miss being told I'm a loser by a corporate product :(

<Argentius> I fell asleep again in class today...
<Darkersun> that sucks man, what did the teacher do?
<Argentius> I am the  teacher >.<

Super-Claus
witide

Posted by MattTheSpratt May 24 2010 20:31 GMT
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She says she makes enough from touring alone, and dislikes big bands expecting their audience to buy new albums regardless of quality.

Slim
p cool
weedlord bonerhitler

lady gaga is flavio's waifu

 

well one of many waifus


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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 21 2010 21:52 GMT
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Yes.

Slim
that was amazing
especially when he remixed Team Rocket's Rockin'

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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 14 2010 20:09 GMT
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Is that mine? Yes, sir. Thank you very much.

FrozenWinters
wow.

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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 14 2010 20:27 GMT
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So what was she like, I mean what sort of girl?

Er, a French bread...

Ooh, nelly!

Bloomers, two, large...

What, kept slipping down you mean? Oh, well if you will go ice skating, you will keep slipping down won't you?

And rolls for 20p.

She doesn't. o_o

Nastasia
why do you keep posting these
MattTheSpratt
Why don't I? These are amazing.

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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 14 2010 19:44 GMT
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One of The Two Ronnies' best sketches.


Posted by MattTheSpratt May 05 2010 06:33 GMT
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Basically a pack of five independent games (World Of Goo, Aquaria, Gish, Lugaru HD and Penumbra Overture) which together would normally cost $80, but you only pay how much you want to, and the proceeds go towards the original developers and two charities: Child's Play and Electric Frontier Foundation.

There are no middle men to take a cut of the cash, and the games are DRM-free: once you buy them, they're yours to do whatever you want with.

Although I'd hurry up since there are only just under 7 days left of this *crag*ing boss of a deal, so HOP TO IT ASSHOLES

MattTheSpratt
Less than four days left, hurry up!
MattTheSpratt

TIME EXTEND

The deadline was extended by a few days due to four of the games pledging to go open source. Awesome.

Also, Penumbra Overture came with coupon that lets you get a 75% discount for Penumbra Collection.


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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 11 2010 22:24 GMT
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Mr. Podunkian remade the game Streamers from Action 52 in the style of Bionic Commando/Shatterhand.

This is only one game in an entire collaboration called Action 52 Owns!. http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=12439.0

Slim
ITT: Bionic Commando

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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 07 2010 17:55 GMT
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OH.

*CRAG*ING.

SHIT.

THAT BOBZ GUY

FFVIII sux

Lord Crump
I can't WAIT for Final Fantasy LXIX

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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 10 2010 19:26 GMT
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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 09 2010 15:18 GMT
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Press X To Defeat Xenu

Slim
Shouldn't have bought him that red bathing suit.
©na
Heavy Tom

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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 08 2010 10:27 GMT
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This is going to be a killer matchup.


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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 05 2010 07:43 GMT
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CRACK OUT THE CHATEAU ROMANI

Twytch
ragnar-rak for the win

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Posted by MattTheSpratt May 04 2010 05:56 GMT
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"It's Brentalfloss-approved!"

Fallen Shade
lol fireballxl
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I've been a fan since Red & Black and Get Blue Spheres were updating frequently.

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Posted by MattTheSpratt Apr 15 2010 20:03 GMT
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Halfby


Posted by MattTheSpratt Apr 07 2010 14:27 GMT
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Pretty much what it says on the tin. You get a bingo card with various situations and you have to get a line of five marks across, down or diagonally.


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Posted by MattTheSpratt Apr 07 2010 08:33 GMT
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Wily Capsule remixed using the NAMCO106 soundchip.


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Posted by MattTheSpratt Apr 04 2010 10:01 GMT
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Their fans are creating better work than them.


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Posted by MattTheSpratt Feb 27 2010 20:11 GMT in Photo Dojo
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FANCY DANCIN'

Viddd

TASTE LIKE BABY FOOD

Uh... Wow.

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WHAT

NEW DESSERT


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Posted by MattTheSpratt Feb 20 2010 23:10 GMT
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Requests below.

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Stream ended. Might do another after Slim's one.

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Posted by MattTheSpratt Feb 17 2010 01:17 GMT
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Slim
Holy shit this is the song from the best show.
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The first and/or second being?

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Posted by MattTheSpratt Feb 05 2010 00:13 GMT
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Ever.