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Posted by Flar3 May 28 2011 15:39 GMT
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-Project Cafe has stronger hardware than anything on market right now other than a PC. Its RAM is 50% higher than PS3 and 360 put together.
-Project Cafe's GPU framework makes it more graphically powerful than a PS3.
-Uses a standard controller interface
-Has had games developing for it for the past couple years
-Has massive third party support
-Won't cost more than $400
-Backwards compatible with Wii, Gamecube, virtual console data on an SD card, and accessories
-Receives automatic updates
-Utilizes realtime networking between players
-*crag*ing SNES colored. 
-Nintendo is quoted as saying they are moving away from casual markets with the system
-Modular codeform that allows entire game engines to be inserted, fixed, and updated post release
-Incredibly user friendly SDK
-The only next gen console for the next few years
-Features daily new content updates from Nintendo
-Utilizes networking hardware and software from a third party company specializing in only that

oh my god

Slim

If this all ends up being true, I just might start playing consoles again

Super-Claus
why is this at the top

Posted by Flar3 Jun 07 2013 10:46 GMT in Nastasia
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i wanna see art

Grievous
Nas died from too much anger
Fallen Shade
Nas drew me a cat one time, it was pretty rad

Posted by Flar3 May 31 2013 07:42 GMT
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Fallen Shade

This would've been interesting to have seen

Fallen Shade

Spooky


Posted by Flar3 Apr 29 2013 01:14 GMT
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Fallen Shade
Google's first step to complete mind control
Fortran
Remember, stalkers are only creepy if they aren't computers.

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Posted by Flar3 Mar 20 2013 03:03 GMT
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Fallen Shade
I wouldn't go that far but this actually improves the quality of the game by alot

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Posted by Flar3 Jan 17 2013 05:53 GMT
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i'm going to bed all i do are keep posting terrible things

Fallen Shade
it'll probably be better than alot of things
Fortran
16 HIT COMBO!
THE STEPHEN HILLENBURG STOPPED MOVING!
HOLLYWOOD WINS!

Posted by Flar3 Jan 05 2013 09:48 GMT
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Turns out something big is coming. I still need to get Pokemon White 2.

Also pls let it be a new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.

Nastasia
who cares
Grievous

Just wait. All the nostalgiafags will burst in and scream about how this ruins everything.


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Posted by Flar3 Jan 06 2013 23:59 GMT
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Fallen Shade
die until you are dead
Slim
halloween never ends

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Posted by Flar3 Dec 25 2012 03:42 GMT
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Super-Claus
And skeletor's non-existent heart grew 3 sizes that day
Fallen Shade


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Posted by Flar3 Dec 28 2012 00:01 GMT
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is this real

Fallen Shade

I feel like I would be able to tolerate the first movie if they didn't try to cgi facial expressions on that poor cat, Marvin movie is instantly *crag*ed because of the mouthy little shit

Fallen Shade


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Posted by Flar3 Dec 12 2012 04:32 GMT
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Linkshot
METH NOT EVEN ONCE

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Posted by Flar3 Nov 15 2012 02:12 GMT
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And so it begins.


Posted by Flar3 Jan 17 2010 09:04 GMT
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Meh, I would like it if they putted Sonic Adventure 2 battle instead. Also DLC for it?

Could possibly be a rumor or something.

weedlord bonerhitler
*crag* battle, original SA2 was better. Battle was slower, and they removed Big from versus mode
Fallen Shade

lol


Posted by Flar3 Dec 14 2009 23:49 GMT
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WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

I'll probably get video games and ... video games.

Nastasia
uhhh i think i'm getting some pokemon shit and clothes and money and a shitload of gift cards
Fallen Shade

lol


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Posted by Flar3 Dec 19 2009 20:37 GMT
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WHY DID MAWZIPAN WEAVE ME FOR A MEXICAN GUY

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language

you're a faggot


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Posted by Flar3 Dec 12 2009 18:46 GMT
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Skip to :24 to skip all the weeaboo shit.

MM
Seen it before. Best fap of my life.
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language

you're a faggot


Posted by Flar3 Nov 15 2009 07:50 GMT
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GOGOGOGO BANDWAGON

Fallen Shade
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language

you're a faggot


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Posted by Flar3 Nov 06 2012 02:40 GMT
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Holy shit HAHAHAHAHA

Fallen Shade
wat
Tails Doll
i *crag*ing called it

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Posted by Flar3 Sep 24 2012 02:35 GMT
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

;_;

Fallen Shade

r.i.p all megamans

Super-Claus
I think I'll stick with X if you don't mind, you all can enjoy over over in shitty games land

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Posted by Flar3 Aug 22 2012 22:53 GMT
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Upgrade animals huh? I want a pack of chicks to take down a lion.

Fallen Shade
This is pretty much the best thing
weedlord bonerhitler
not even darkz can talk shit bout this

Posted by Flar3 Aug 01 2012 20:02 GMT
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VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

Super-Claus
humans will be humans, what did you really expect?
Nastasia
Boarders is an entirely different word with an entirely different meaning.

Posted by Flar3 Jul 29 2012 22:09 GMT
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God dammit, I actually wanted to try it out. *crag* you sony.

Super-Claus
ohh too bad I guess you'll just have to deal with playing sonyio kart and not super smash sony stars

Posted by Flar3 Jul 14 2012 03:42 GMT
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Holy *crag*ing shit, this is awesome. You know those stars and planets we heard about? We can go there. Not only does it already have shit we know in there, but it's also randomly generated. You can even land in planets and take gorgeous screenshots of the place. 

It runs like 20 fps whenever I land on a planet, but eh, whatever.

Super-Claus
Oh yeah I've seen something alot like this once before, nasa or seti made it I think
pretty sure it was one of my science tachers who showed it to us
Flar3
nah, i just stopped caring about alot of things recently, but i'm all good.

Posted by Flar3 Jul 06 2011 03:00 GMT in Sonic Adventure 2
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Why isn't there a Sonic Adventure 2 forum? oh well. 

 

Sonic Adventure 2 was a sequel to the somewhat succesful Sonic Adventure. Just like Sonic adventure, this game has the forumula of playing different characters for different style of gameplay. For example, Sonic is your basic speed and grinding gameplay, while Tails is shooting and platforming. There are two story modes, and a secret one, but I don't wanna spoil it for you. One is the "Good" campaign, in where you play as Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. The "Bad" campaign are for our anti-heros of the game.  You get to play as Shadow-- a newly introduced character--, Rouge (also new), and Dr. Eggman/Robotnik. Shadow plays the same as sonic, but with different levels. Same thing applies to Rouge and Dr. Eggman.

GAMEPLAY

Sonic's gameplay consists of running and homing attacks, but also throws in sliding, hanging, grinding, and ski boarding. They pulled off speed very well in this game, but there are bugs in this game. Sometimes when running through the loops (most notably in green forest) you clip through and fall to your death. When jumping to a platform, sometimes it doesn't respond well, and you can just ever so slightly fall off the side of the platform. In grinding segments, it seems kind of fun and goes very fast (which I assume is what they were going for), however, when there are two rails, this may get a bit tricky. You see, sometimes when you want to jump to the next rail, you'll either quick jump to it, or manually jump up and hopefully land on the rail. This can lead to your death when used in curves or loops. Homing attack can sometimes be a bit derpy, but it works. The Stages used for Sonic's gameplay is pulled off very well (with the exception of some bugs), and has boss fight battles that can sort of be a pain, but nothing to worry about.

Tails' gameplay is very slow and consistent and mainly focuses on Aiming, shooting, and jumping. These are the levels (IMO) that I dislike. Jumping can consist of sliding off of platforms, usually leading to your death. Eventually, the shooting will get tired very quickly. They have upgrades like hovering, and bazookas, insuring you can hover to places you couldn't go, and shoot metal boxes. The bossfights in here are your basic Mech Vs. Mech. Just shoot and shoot. Overall, I have gotten tired of Tails.

DIS YOU MAIN MAN KNUCKLES, AND HE SORT OF GETS LONG AND TEDIOUS. His levels are okay, but better than tails'. Your objective is to find three master emerald pieces in a bunch of levels. That's pretty much it. These are easy, but can take very long, especially when you see that some levels are humongous. He has gameplay mechanics such as Digging and gliding. Sometimes you'll have to dig for some emeralds, and sometimes you'll find rings underground too. Knuckles' isn't too bad, but just takes forever.

Shadow, Rouge, and Eggman are the same as Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles.

SOUND

I AIN'T GONNA LET IT GET TO ME, I'M JUST GONNA CREEP.

Basically, every song is awesome.

STORY

Sonic is captured because the police think he's done some crimes due to a doppleganger. (fuk da police yo) Sonic finds the copy and proceeds to be retarded, because eggman wants to take over the world again oh no. So Sonic and Tails are off to kick his ass again. Knuckles was just bein' dope till some batbitch took his emerwoards. So he's coming along too i guess. they proceed to have wacky shenanigans and attempt to stop eggman. Sonic and Shadow meet again, and have a final battle while running and avoiding eachother's attacks.

Now for the Dark story. Eggman has recruited shadow because spoilers spoilers. They also recruit a batbitch because she's like indiana jones with emeralds. Eggman plots his world domination with the emeralds and his space colony, ARK. Shadow seeks to find his memory, and recovers little by little as the story progresses. then wacky shenanigans again, and then shadow and sonic meet face to face and fight. 

THE VERDICT

Sonic Adventure 2 is a good game, but it has its flaws and downsides as well. Satisfying people who love speed, and I guess if you like the Tails and knuckles stage too. I've had fun with this game forever.

Also chao garden.

Fallen Shade

You forgot to mention Mad Space, and how it manages to ruin about 70% of the game. Cool review though bro

Flar3
I think I mentioned how huge it was.

Posted by Flar3 Jul 02 2012 21:08 GMT
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Super-Claus
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
CANNOT WAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Fallen Shade
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

Posted by Flar3 Apr 17 2012 00:37 GMT
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Because we want to show our e-peen off.

I apologize for not having a good medic misc.

Fallen Shade

beautiful scout loadout

10/10

Fallen Shade
naaaaw, thats actually better than my scout loadout

Posted by Flar3 Feb 23 2012 21:40 GMT
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Fallen Shade
I look forward to this
Super-Claus
HA.
Java
Oracle
I see what you did there

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Posted by Flar3 Jan 13 2012 01:09 GMT
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why japan

why

Tails Doll

Geno

I don't want to hear anything ever again.


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Posted by Flar3 Jan 11 2012 22:23 GMT
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hahahaha

Super-Claus
wat
Fallen Shade

lame


Posted by Flar3 Jan 05 2012 20:07 GMT
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Fallen Shade
I would so go to this if I had the money for it
Nastasia
nothing ever comes here oh well